Saturday Night Special: Venus De Swamp
May 1st, 2010
Because there’s nothing as fertile as the swamp.
(submitted by X)
Saturday Night Special: Venus De Swamp
Because there’s nothing as fertile as the swamp.
(submitted by X)
Pop just shot out of my nose! Means it’s a keeper.
You kiss the chick, I’ll watch fer gators…
Now the only thing to decide is do I sent a secret link to this website to them, LMAO
OMG I know this couple! They live here in Hawaii! This is hilarious. With all the places you could shoot in hawaii they pick the mangrove swamp. Classic. And yeah they have been over the top gaga about this pregnancy from the git go!
It would be perfect if it weren’t for all the gator poo
Okay, honey, first the photo shoot in the mangrove with the shiny metallic fabric that looks like that coloured Saran wrap stuff, and then you can go kill some shrimp with your crowbar – I’m starved!
Is it just me or is that Rich Christensen (Host of Pinks). Google him I swear it is…
I thought this was a sexy photo until I realized she was wearing what looks like a tarp (I don’t care WHAT that fabric is!) and that they’re standing in murky water.
Her name; Ally Gator.
don’t they know that kissing is how getting pregnant starts?
Toga party!!
Except for the swamp and the unflattering outfit,this is a lovely picture. The mom is very beautiful.
i thought this was a gorgeous picture except for the scenery so i amateurly changed it.
Wow. Just. Wow, where to begin?
Any snakes around? ‘Gators?
Oh hey, you’re right. I don’t get the awkwardness of the photo at all. I think it’s lovely.
i agree it is a little awkard but it is very romantic and soft
For those of you who are unfamiliar with it, she is wearing a soft fabric with a metallic sheen. Yes, they do make fabric like that; no, it’s not plastic.
She looks like Angelina Jolie with bleached hair.
I think it’s beautiful, though I’d love to know why she is wearing trash bags. Other than that, it’s really a fascinating picture. I love it. There’s something deeply emotional about it.
You guys look so romantic together awaiing the birth of your son.
This is us, and we are in Honolulu.
We tried for a waterbirth ( in our Jacuzzi ) but had to get a C-section – now we have lovely Dakota born April 4th.
We are very honored to be on this site – yes, even we, are awkward !
Congrats!
Uh, wow.
Blue Lagoon
Lol… Born on they Bayou… or instead of “smoke on the water” “Afterbirth in the Agua!”
And she’s wearing recycling bags, why?
Bayou Baby!
This is why the sequel to the Little Mermaid was never released in theatres.
LMAO
and why is she wearing colored saran wrap?
Because they thought the clear was too tacky….
Hahaha! Good one! What snobs…
If these are their standards, I hope they’re not planning a waterbirth
She’s wearing the Laura Palmer line of maternity swimwear.
HA!! HA!! HA!! Great.
Ah… Laura Palmer. Good memories. Sort of
Hahah, I remember when my little cousin had nightmares about “who killed Laura Palmer.” Wow, that was a long time ago!
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
Ack! I may not ever be able to use Glad Press ‘n Seal Wrap again.
Wait a minute! “Submitted by X”? As in Ex? Uh oh…..
This is not a swamp, it is clearly a mangrove / salt water inlet most likely in southern florida. Nice caption morons.
Oh, please. Nobody comes here for a lesson on the bodies of water in southern Florida. Clearly.
Yeah, no reason to be rude
Ha! I agree trm
Wow dude, if you’re going to be like that, you’re here for the wrong reason.
Come on, Jebas … lose the hate.
His name shows a lack of respect, so what more do you expect out of him
It’s Jebus anyways…. I doubt that’s what he ment with that name
Thank you for clearing that all up for us Jebas. I’m so happpy my life is complete knowing that this body of water here is a mangrove or salt water inlet most likely in southern florida. any other pictures you’d like to explain in this much detail?
Oh. In THAT case, it looks perfectly normal.
ROFLMAO!!!
Son of a gun, they’re having big fun on the bayou.
You made me literally LOL!