Stuck In The Middle

May 5th, 2010

Stuck In The Middle - Kids

Another exclusive from the new Awkward Family Photos book…

61 Responses to “Stuck In The Middle”

  1. Crab says:

    The auntie in pink looks exactly like my maternal grandmother, only way more stylish. My grandma had black hair and a penchant for polyester mu’umu’us. But the haircut, the shape of the glasses, her very face… it’s uncanny.

  2. mary says:

    it’ll poke your eye out!

  3. ksmith says:

    Ahhh I rember my first communion

  4. klingy says:

    booby trap

  5. Elysse says:

    i really did laugh to tears after reading the caption on this one…so great

  6. Alan says:

    Just like scissors…..don’t run with them & point them down.

  7. Best. Caption. Ever.

    • Missy says:

      Except for yours. Where did you ever come up with placing periods between the words? That is so clever. I. Love. It.

  8. devtrev says:

    Why does every grandma in America own the same pink polka-dot dress? Is it some sort of twisted geriatric cult?

  9. Lisa says:

    S’funny, but you wish for those things until, one day, they spring up unannounced. Then you spend the rest of your life wishing they’d just fall off and roll away somewhere. Still, they’re a great conversation piece, and I can use them to hold open doors if my hands are full…


    • Missy says:

      Yeah, kids are great for holding open doors – but you may have been a little harsh with wishing them to fall off and roll away. And kids are awesome conversation pieces. Oh – wait. Did you mean something else?

  10. kk8000 says:

    this was my childhood fear! overhearing my grandmother comment on how my aunts’ breasts could take out an eye once I spent a majority of my childhood avoiding hugs and protecting my eyes from her traffic cones! imagine my relief when i was told i have wear glasses- the one perk!

  11. Pookie says:

    Darlin’ don’ worry, in a few years, you’ll be bustin’ out all over.

  12. Tara says:

    Ahhh! My eyes! My eyes!

  13. Pro Lazy says:

    Careful…I think those cannons are loaded!

  14. Michelle says:

    Gosh, and we all complained about sloppy aunt kisses as a kid. Here this poor girl had it really rough. Sandwiched between Auntie’s Undies.

    • Michelle says:

      Also to add, I am wondering how on earth they kept so PERKY in their golden years? I want to know. I NEED to know. No. I mean seriously. Help.

  15. Julia says:

    Aw…a cute little girl safe in the bosom of her family!

  16. Whoa says:

    Mammaries…..light the corner of my eyes….er, mind…

  17. Dani says:

    Shouldn’t the caption read, “Mammaries of hanging with Aunt Tessa”?

  18. I wonder if that girl grew up to be as well endowed as her family members.

  19. keepin_it_real says:

    lovin’ the Pollack inspired frock of brunette Auntie

  20. Alan says:

    OK,everybody sing now “She’ll be comin’ round the mountains when she comes”

  21. Cassy says:

    Could poke the kids eye out with those things, on both side too. lol.

  22. kurtley says:

    Seems like a normal picture to me. They are blocking her a little bit, but at least they are all happy and smiling!

  23. MCR says:

    Cones to the left of me
    droopies to the right
    here I am…(see title)

  24. ballfour says:

    Little Suzie could not help but grin from ear-to-ear knowing that one day, in the not too distant future, she would be blessed with the family trait that has attracted men from coast to coast for many a year. Yes, she could barely stand the anticipation when she too would have extremely large, round………….eyeglasses!

  25. Kristy says:

    Wowie kazowie! Torpedo bosoms!!

  26. william says:

    Aunt Tessa’s wearing her beads from her last Mardi Gras vacation. ;^)

  27. piper says:

    3 seconds later young hannah was smothered to death.

  28. GrinningCheshire says:

    My, what big polka dots you have.

  29. BadgerFan says:

    I think the girl is grinning (either in joy or in fear) of what’s to come from the puberty fairy in the next 5-10 years.

  30. Tata's says:

    Glad it was not cold (nippley) that day. The little girl would have been stabbed.

  31. Jane says:

    OMG!! I have aunts that are like this and I remember that same situation!! LOL!!

    • geekgirl says:

      Been there. This picture totally caused flashbacks of dodging bullet bras. My Nana and her sisters were dangerous to children’s eye sight for years. 🙂

  32. Sarah says:

    You’ll poke your eye out, kid!

  33. princessluceval says:

    Watch it, you’ll put your eye out!

  34. Keeping abreast of old news.

  35. Donna Deitrick says:

    Holy cr**!

  36. Kriste says:

    You can’t help but smile when surrounded by this kind of “perkiness”. 🙂

  37. Freckles says:

    It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye … get that child some protective eyewear, STAT!

  38. Wizard says:

    If there was even the slightest earth tremor that poor girl would have become a human pinball.

  39. kay says:

    One of the cutest first communion photos ever — I “Cross my Heart” (which also lifts and separates for up to 18 hours!) Yes, I watched waaaaaay too much TV as a kid, we all did — it was “educational.”

  40. Kathy S. says:

    This is funny. Aunt Tessa needed a MINIMIZER BRA, though!

    • Bela says:

      No way! Aunt Tessa was clearly a proud woman, but who (based upon her posture) probably suffered back problems.

  41. nathaniel says:

    Its all fun and games until somebody looses an eye.

  42. dave says:

    watch your eyes little girl

  43. say_hello says:

    how is this awkward? it’s a girl’s dream to have aunties this f****** cool.

  44. Regan Ann says:

    Hanging being the operative word…LOL!

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