Eagle Eyes

May 9th, 2010

Eagle Eyes - Mom

Give Mom the break she deserves today.

(submitted by Jenny)

83 Responses to “Eagle Eyes”

  1. Lisa says:

    I see dead people.

  2. Karie says:

    If looks could kill

  3. Solange says:


  4. Sitting in the pews.com says:

    This looks like a church directory picture circa 1978. I have seen this same family a few times over.

  5. I am DJ...hear me! says:


  6. Lori says:

    The kids look just like my cousins did when they were little. I actually thought it was them for a moment, but the woman looks nothing like my aunt.

  7. SunKissedRyn says:

    eeeeeeee bright light!!!!

  8. Rebecca says:

    The kid in the glasses looks exactly like my brother-in-law (who is now 30). I showed this picture to my mother-in-law and she said, “Who is that woman and what is she doing with my son”.

  9. Janellionaire says:

    Sue Sylvester has kids??

  10. binkymae says:

    I know someone who looks just like this from the nose up. A smile changes everything.

  11. Alan says:

    “Whew….made it in time for the photographer after dropping off food at Marney’s ….oh. No. THE SERVING SPOON !!” (Camera.. snap)

    *for those who don’t know Marney…. type Marney in the search window (top right) & read ‘Thanksgiving Letter’

  12. cowgirl says:

    Mom was just informed that they would be spending Thanksgiving at Marney’s!

  13. Ruth says:

    She’s just very, very alert.

  14. taino sam says:

    i have four words for you…..deer in the headlights!

  15. Margo says:

    Oh golly, that mom looks *overwhelmed*! I am surprised she is not holding a newborn, cuz it looks like she is not getting any sleep and is holding her eyes open wide by sheer willpower.

  16. cranky says:

    Mom just remembered she left the third kid at home in the backyard. Don’t you just hate it when that happens?

  17. Aussie Robbo says:

    Some folks are content with just getting their pets stuffed (

  18. Aussie Robbo says:

    “Look at moi! Look at moi!…Now look at the camera!”

  19. Gigi says:

    Maybe Mom just had her Botox session and in her mind, she’s smiling.

  20. Ponyo says:

    For anyone else in Australia, can you see Kath Day-Knight from Kath & Kim in the Mum? Cause seriously that’s the first person I thought of.

  21. beany says:

    Where will YOU be when diarrhea strikes?

  22. Chrissy says:

    Oh my goodness. I just laughed so hard I scared my kids!! I love it!

  23. Sidekick says:

    “Don’t blink, it will ruin the shot.”

  24. uncle albert says:

    Snapping in 5-4-3-2-1…

  25. Hexipooh says:

    LOL! I think I had this same expression right after delivering my first born. 🙂

  26. Kazz says:

    Her secret for being fresh, alert, and ready to start the day? About 75 cups of coffee.

  27. Dan Brennan says:

    Just then, the photographer turned into Barney the Dinosaur.

  28. durhay says:

    she just wished the photographer into the cornfield

  29. Catherine says:

    Looks like she’s seeing a 700-foot Jesus.

  30. Mark says:

    No camera was used to take this picture. She WILLED the image onto the film.

  31. cammy says:

    “This is the first time I’ve sat down in a week.”

  32. Chad says:

    Mom had a little stare down with the camera guy after he used such language in front of her little angels.

  33. gregorian says:

    At least the kids found whatever the photographer did mildly amusing.
    I guess saying “Smile!” then dropping your pants isn’t acceptable nowadays.

  34. DrStrangelove says:

    I think their intergalactic spaceship has come in and they’re fixin’ to board now.

  35. Beki says:

    No Stepford Dad in this pic? She looks like she’s blowing some circuits.

  36. Caam says:

    Looks like Mom got break alright–a psychotic break.

  37. Josh says:

    I am the dorky little kid with glasses in this picture.

    • Curious says:

      Okay Josh …. so tell us. What’s the story behind the pic? Why does your mom look so stunned? (I mean that in a non-judgmental way, of course!)

      • LotharBot says:

        The kid with glasses is named Bryan.

        The mom always looks like that without her glasses. It’s a medical condition relating to vision; I never pried into it more than that.

        • Josh says:

          Actually his name is not Bryan, it is Josh as I said. Unfortunately there is no cool story to go along with this photo. My mother and brother always have that awkward stare. Neither of them have a thyroid condition or other medical disorder that causes them to stare a hole though everything within their field of vision…I guess they just like to stare. Their staring has actually cause many awkward moments, especially when I would bring home a girl. I would often be told ” I don’t think your mother likes me…she kept staring at me,” which I would reply with ” That’s normal, you’ll get used to it.”

          • LotharBot says:

            If his name is “Josh”, then he, his brother, and his mother look more like Bryan, his brother, and his mother than any two families I’ve ever seen.

            Are you the evil twins, or are they?

          • Josh says:

            Maybe these people of which you speak are my family’s dopplegangers. I would love to see a photograph of this family.

  38. awkwardfriends says:

    this is my friend josh and his family!!!! i love my awkward friends!

  39. Muevete says:

    Cinnie, I would be willing to bet the legal department called and had that one removed.

    • meri says:

      Yeah, the creepy nude lady was right in the line of sight of a four year old kid. That one needed to come off the site. But kudos to that lady for being more awkward than we can handle!

  40. Bella says:

    Maybe thats the way she always looks and its normal?! LOL

  41. CTK says:

    Wait…..this is the picture she CHOSE?!?! Can you imagine what the rest of the shots looked like?

  42. Cinnie says:

    What happened to the creepy nude preggo with the kid staring up at her in horror?

  43. Dee Rosa says:

    I KNOW that look!

  44. Lara says:

    ♪♪ Cra-azy eyes ::clap clap::…they’re watchin’ you! ::clap clap:: Crazy eeeeyes! They’re watchin’ you, watchin’ you!♪♪

  45. Bruce says:

    Little Johnny should not have eaten that large bowl of beans….

  46. Erin says:

    I think probably the kid in the back just goosed her.

  47. chris says:

    Mom looks like she took something before the portrait session. Poor thing. I’m sure she needed it.

  48. Anon says:

    Does anyone else see Kristen Wiig here?

  49. srm1138 says:

    A break? Looks like she could use a stiff belt and a couple of weeks of ‘vacation’. I recommend the nearest hospital for nervous disorders.

  50. Keke says:

    Whats so akward about this picure?

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