MACGRUBER AWKWARD MULLET CONTEST
May 9th, 2010
Dear AFP Family,
Do you like your business in the front and party in the back? Well, inspired by the theatrical release of MACGRUBER starring Will Forte, AFP is celebrating the only hair style that officially kicks ass and takes names… the mullet. That’s right– whether it’s permed, crimped, or just a straight rat tail, we are looking for your best hockey-haired photos. Based on your comments, we will pick the Top 5 sickest submissions and then ask YOU to vote for the most glorious mullet. Submissions accepted until May 15th at 11:59 PM EST. Winners will receive a signed copy of the official AFP book and headbang the homepage on May 21st!



















is that Jon Gosselin on the right? Checking out the girl in the bikini?
there’s a girl in a bikini?
That’s Jamie Kennedy!! And this is the funniest he will ever hope to be.
Hey! That’s me on the right!!! LOL
i was trying to explain to someone what a “90s thong” is… that would be one there on the right. you know it when you see it.
Truer, and to that end, more accurate words were never spoken, Patrick.
OK men, if the mullett really got women like this to hang onto you we’d all have them. Obviously this is a promotional gimmick for whatever company the ladies worked for. I’m guessing this is at a car show, so it’s probably lubricants or headers.
Look this fella looks like someone in my family… at present!
In my opinion, Richard Dean Anderson wore the mullet the best…it wasn’t sloppy looking, and he was so handsome. When did handsome men ever have this hairdo? Never!
Most of the ones submitted are not true mullets. Simply having long hair isn’t a mullet. A mullet is SHORT hair in front and on top, and the ape drape down the back.
I like to call it the “Kentucky Waterfall” down the back, but to each his own.
Check out the Bandit in back right…. Why isn’t anybody taking pix with him and the infamos stash!
Nice shirt, too.
Mullet? I don’t see no mullet. . . Oh! There in between! I guess I missed the lesser attraction.
The videographer in the background . . . he’s got his camera trained on the tight-angle-shot . . .
The videographer . . . he’s got his camera trained on the tight-angle-shot . . .
Anyone notice the girl is the only one in the BG not staring at the butts?
The faces on the men in the background are killing me! And then there’s the one woman who is holding a picket sign of some sort…probably protesting fallen women stealin’ her man or something.
I think that “protest sign” is an illusion….one tent pole (that the girl has her hand on) and a sign hanging from the top of the tent inside LOOKING like a sign on top of a stake. Had to really study it because her hand looked odd.
I do think the videographer is getting the money shot!
Of course, that arm in the suit jacket holding a protest sign could really be a guy hiding under the table for a better vantage point … nah, it’s not. Rats; that would have been priceless.
The videographer’s reading a piece of paper – probably has the girls’ phone numbers written on it : )
I think the videographer is actually holding a rum and ginger ale
you said tent pole
Notice that all the guys in the back are all staring at the same focal point.
And he’s wearing his parachute pants!
I am ridiculously excited to see this movie. I’m not proud of it, but there it is.