The only real chicken is the guy who doesn’t love one.
(submitted by Kyle)
That is actually a pic from Disneylands “Animatronic Family Farm” display
Hey…. I know this chicken. I lived on a farm with her. It’s a rather goofy picture. I knew it was her the instant I saw it, but refused to believe it for the first few minutes. She’s dead now, someone took her breasts and stuffed them with ham and cheese, rolled them in breadcrumbs and fried her in oil! OH THE HORROR!!! *sob*
HAHAHA You made me laugh out so loudly, even the fish jumped out of their bowl
Hey… I know this guy. I go to college with him. It is a rather goofy picture… I knew it was him the instant I saw it, but refused to believe it for the first few minutes. Ha. The funniest part is that HE didn’t know about this until I sent him the link for this page! Poor fellow… now he’s trying to figure out who did it. Ah, what fun… never thought I’d see this picture of him online! And hey, be nice with your comments. He really is a great guy.
does he not know Kyle?
i can almost hear the banjos playing in the background. This is where the inspiration for Slingblade came from
What a geek! And by geek I mean that man is about to bite that chicken’s head off.
“Why so serious?” Because I’m holding my [rooster].
I so want to Photoshop a lollipop in this picture.
“Stuart! Put down that chicken!”
“I don’t wanna …”
I dunno, sure seems like he’s gotta pretty fair grasp of that bird if’n ya ask me!!
Aw, look, real life Gonzo and Camilla. He’s even wearing blue.
Muppets Game Proper.
That is EXCELLENT!
I think this pic was stolen from his Match.com page. Now he’ll never get a date.
When he’s not huggin’ chickens, he’s doin’ Rocky (the show, not some hard-edged stud…).
I think you’ve gotten the closet to the truth, here.
I’m trying to figure out why the top half of his face seems to have a different skin tone than the bottom. It almost looks like he’s wearing one of those masquerade masks…but it’s a face!
When light hits an object at a certain angle, and some of the light is blocked by projections, recesses, or anything like that, it creates what is known as a “shadow.”
He’s meeting with the sheep next.
Regarding this man’s intensely red lips: you know how a rooster has a brightly colored comb to show what an awesome and virile bird he is? It is like that with this guy. He’s a corn-fed, country-bred stud.
Looks like he’s wearing lipstick.
Gotta look nice when your in the barn with a hot chick
OMG TipTop! That was great!!!
Is he wearing lipstick??!
That’s what I was wondering!
The chicken is desperately trying to figure out how to cross the road
I see that when someone told him to go kiss a chicken on the lips, he took the advice.
wow. ummm…..wow. who gets their picture taken with a chicken???!?!?!?!
I do. I love my chickens! They are epic creatures!
This. I totally agree. I love my girls.
They are also DELICIOUSLY NUTRITIOUS!
Man, this REALLY reminds me of Kenneth from 30 Rock!
It’s totally Kenneth!!
Reminds me of The Smothers Brothers, “My chicken killed your dog.”
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