I know I’m really dating myself with this reference, but the first thought that came to my mind with that oldest kid’s chilling stare was Damien in The Omen.
I hope that teddy bear isn’t some sort of voodoo doll because the kid looks like he’s just about to wring its neck!
As a portrait photographer I experience this type of uncooperative participant in my attempts at a beautiful pose like this. Though the posing could have been improved, along with a different color background, it’s a good idea that I use.
Call me a heretic, but I think it would be more beautiful if Mom’s belly wasn’t bare. We get it, new life — but I don’t need to see every extended navel on the planet.
“No! I’m not looking at your tummy, Mommy. Last time I did, the alien inside was moving around trying to get out. You guys go ahead and look but if it pops out and latches on to your neck, don’t say I didn’t warn you.”
The three boys in the photo all ended up to be very successful later in life. The eldest started Build-a-Bear. The youngest son went on to become the CEO of Cracker Barrel. The middle son graduated first in his class from the Navel (sorry) academy.
And their little sister? She was the driving force behind the Big Brother TV show…she always felt like she was being watched.
If I had suggested to my husband that we pose for a picture like this my ears would be still echoing the screams from him NO! NO! NO!
But we had our children in a different time~~~~~ It was long ago and far away in a kinder gentler world with lollipops and unicorns………and Mommies who kept their big bellies covered and little lads didnt have to cling with a death grip to their beloved teddy bears tra lalalalalala
Maybe it’s not so much the new addition he’s upset about, but yet another bare pregnant belly pic….especially one that requires them to gaze so adoringly at it.
I totally don’t get it either…and see how every one ends up on this website?? That tell you anything ladies?? We get it that you’re pregnant WITHOUT having to actually see it sans clothing….STOP IT.
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“It was my rattle FIRST…!”
…props if you get the reference.
Sorry I just realized that EXTREME was the only one who mentioned anything!
“Okay, everybody smiiile….!
mmmbetter if you just all look at the floor…”
That kid who’s smothering the teddy bear is still pissed off about the last baby. He can’t stop glaring at him.
LOOK AT DADS HAIR !!! ROTFLOL
Son of a … !!!
I totally LOL’d at this!!!!!
I told u I wanted a puppy!!!
It’s like a reverse toilet bowl!
Is the kid on the floor holding Mr Hankey?
Beyond TMI- TMGDI.
“…great! Now I’ll have to sleep in the closet!”
IT WAS ALL FOR YOU, DAMIEN !!!
guess who has to give up his room to the new sibling? now be a big boy and grow up! lol
I know I’m really dating myself with this reference, but the first thought that came to my mind with that oldest kid’s chilling stare was Damien in The Omen.
I hope that teddy bear isn’t some sort of voodoo doll because the kid looks like he’s just about to wring its neck!
As a portrait photographer I experience this type of uncooperative participant in my attempts at a beautiful pose like this. Though the posing could have been improved, along with a different color background, it’s a good idea that I use.
Call me a heretic, but I think it would be more beautiful if Mom’s belly wasn’t bare. We get it, new life — but I don’t need to see every extended navel on the planet.
Well, some of us like the bare belly maternity pictures.
“No! I’m not looking at your tummy, Mommy. Last time I did, the alien inside was moving around trying to get out. You guys go ahead and look but if it pops out and latches on to your neck, don’t say I didn’t warn you.”
See Mom, I’m not the only one that didn’t feel estatic joy when another sibling was on the way, ha ha!
What you can’t see is the clown from IT…just off camera…he was hired to make the kids smile. Big Mistake.
No, the clown was from Actuarial, not IT!
Most likely, Personnel.
The three boys in the photo all ended up to be very successful later in life. The eldest started Build-a-Bear. The youngest son went on to become the CEO of Cracker Barrel. The middle son graduated first in his class from the Navel (sorry) academy.
And their little sister? She was the driving force behind the Big Brother TV show…she always felt like she was being watched.
LOL!
I just choked from laughing at the Cracker Barrel/rocking chair connection.
Hilarious response!
LOL Right on! Brian, for the win!
If I had suggested to my husband that we pose for a picture like this my ears would be still echoing the screams from him NO! NO! NO!
But we had our children in a different time~~~~~ It was long ago and far away in a kinder gentler world with lollipops and unicorns………and Mommies who kept their big bellies covered and little lads didnt have to cling with a death grip to their beloved teddy bears tra lalalalalala
Oh yeah, child number 4 will feel so wanted after seeing this photo!
My little girl has three older brothers. If indeed the baby bump is a she she’ll need an extra dose of tough to make it to the teen years!
Maybe it’s not so much the new addition he’s upset about, but yet another bare pregnant belly pic….especially one that requires them to gaze so adoringly at it.
First? Just pray that it isn’t another boy!
Maybe he’s afraid the baby is an icky girl.
she is just praying for a girl…
I don’t see anyone that is excited about the new baby!! Wow!!
“Big brother has a teddy bear, and now I’ll get one, too!”
Now 3 rivals instead of just 2. The little dude is outgunned.
Not happy about babysitting
All’s I can think of is “Barefoot and Pregnant”.
You actually took the time to put an apostrophe in “all’s”? Like it’s a legitimate word?
Actually it is. All’s fair in love and war.
Yes, but in that case, it is a contraction for “all is”. Not a real word in “All’s I can think…”
:p~~~~~~~ just stop it.
Funniest comment on the whole page!!!
Bless his heart! LOL
They are barefoot and she is pregnant.
He can hardly contain his excitment!
REally, who, besides the expectant parents, really wants these pics?
I’d say that none of them look particularly thrilled!
They have been trying for a girl!
What is it with all these pregnant belly photos? I never felt like that was my most photogenic moment!
I totally don’t get it either…and see how every one ends up on this website?? That tell you anything ladies?? We get it that you’re pregnant WITHOUT having to actually see it sans clothing….STOP IT.
Mommy’s having a WHAT??!!
Maybe he heard it’s gonna be a girl! His hopes for a family basketball team are dashed!
Not another one! Old man, don’t you know what causes this?!?
Think they just told the oldest boy he’ll have to give the baby his favorite teddy when it is born? He’s clutching it like he’ll never let it go…
Someone isn’t so thrilled about ANY of the additions. If looks could kill, the little guy in the rocking chair would have a toe tag on
haha! very funny!
Oh, that one made me laugh! Little guy really is rocking that hate/intense suspicion look.
Somebody isn’t so thrilled…and wants no part of this family whatsoever.
aww he’s just mad because his little brother got the rocking chair!
That’s exactly why!
I guess “barefoot and pregnant” isn’t just a cliche….
I didn’t know that everyone in the family had to be barefoot though.