New Kid In Town

July 3rd, 2010

New Kid In Town - Pets

“Explain this to me one more time.”

(submitted by Janna)

51 Responses to “New Kid In Town”

  1. Edward says:

    What is going on here? Why is there a dog in the picture? Why is the dog looking up at the woman? Why are both the man and the woman topless? Why is the picture in that ugly brown/sepia tone? What’s with the awful lighting? Why aren’t either of them looking in the camera? Why did anybody think this was a good idea? So many questions and we’ll never get any answers. Just when you think pregnancy pictures can’t possibly get any stranger. And then they do.

  2. Jim says:

    You want a treat?

  3. Susan G. says:

    He’s thinking:”How’d this get in there?”, and she’s thinking “Your friend put it in there while you were at work”..and the dog’s thinking “Damn, if I could only talk”.

  4. hgy says:

    That is….revolting 😛

  5. Neha says:

    who’s taking the pic!!??

  6. Lee says:

    The dog is like “uh … ok .. I have no idea what these people think they are doing now but they are definitely psychotic. I’ll just chill until the next time the front door is opened, and then make a run for it.”

  7. CarrieM says:

    Adorable dog, and one of the best captions I’ve ever seen!

  8. Lauren says:

    You know, it would be just downright cute and not so awkward if the guy was out of the picture and it was just the dog looking up at her.

  9. Liz says:

    It wouldn’t be so bad if the man had his shirt on. Right before I went to the hospital to have my son, my hubby took a pic of the dog laying her head on my belly and it was cute.

  10. Chris says:

    Waiting for the placenta, yummy!

  11. Jax says:

    Snausages! I smell placenta!

  12. Ricki46 says:

    Dog – “OK, beachball… guy in his shorts… Hey!!! We’re goin’ to the lake again!

  13. This is hysterical! How did they think this was a great pose? Photographers idea?!

  14. Mrs. Woofruff says:

    LOL, the dog thinks he’s the daddy. “Hey, my human is having my puppies!” Probably telling all his dog poker pals he is going to be a proud pup papa. Then the delivery day comes and he looks at the baby and looks at his master and says “How could you?!!”

  15. Ally says:

    My question is, who is taking this pic of them? Or did they set up their tripod for this special family pic? either way, super awkward!

  16. PastorBiscuits says:

    Has anyone else noticed that she seems to be looking at the dog with that all-my-love-forever glint in her eyes

  17. Critter says:

    Anybody notice that she has no belly button? I think that’s what the guy and the dog are looking for.

  18. categ says:

    AAARRGGGHHHH! Why…Why…Why, do people think these “covering breasts and uncovering pregnant bellies are anything but AWKWARD!

  19. Jak says:

    Mom wants a girl, but Fido is hoping for a poodle.

  20. Cincha says:

    “Lassie! Hurry, girl! Timmy’s fallen into the womb!”

  21. Carolyn says:

    Oh..come on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Enough already!

  22. Megan says:

    It’s even more awkward that the preggo lady isn’t even covering her whole boob.

  23. Dianne says:

    a Rockwellian family portrait- should be called”the fifth freedom”

  24. just sayin' says:

    It looks like the caption is for the dad. He looks like he is in a daze and needs things explained to him one more time. The dog, however, looks like he is thinking, “Holy cow! This is why I have to move outside?”

  25. RugbySkin says:


  26. Grace says:

    The dog is actually sweet. The dad, however, is seriously creepy.

  27. Melba says:

    Didja ever notice how dogs are always sticking their noses where they don’t belong?

  28. Jon says:

    This would have been much better if the picture were taken with a goat.

  29. powermuffin says:

    I was straight-faced until I read the caption, then I howled with laughter. It got me to wondering if a man has ever been attacked by a dog during lovemaking because the dog thought he was “hurting mommy.”

  30. chillycanadian says:

    pregnancy photos are not quite awkward enough, lets add the dog into the mix

  31. Marie says:

    Wait, you say the thing inside her is replacing me?

  32. Hary says:

    Why is the guy shirtless? Or is that the norm?

  33. LKT says:

    Awk, sweet mother of pickles! Just when you think these pregnancy pictures can’t get any more awkward….BAHAHAHAHA!

    • Jen says:

      …I think the fact that the guy isn’t dressed is far more awkward than the dog…why does EVERYONE have to be naked?

  34. Ducky says:

    Dad! Quick! Help her! Her stomach is moving!

  35. Chad says:

    The dog looks ready to catch the baby.

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