July 13th, 2010

Tarzan - Behind The Awkwardness

“This is a photo my my two oldest sisters at a theme park in California posing for a pic with a actor who had just performed in a stage show. Apparently, he likes how my sister’s sweater fits.”

(submitted by Deborah)

68 Responses to “Tarzan”

  1. Jodie says:

    I have pictures of my kids with this same actor in 1984. His blond girlfriend wouldn’t leave his side so they could take the pictures.

  2. Sophia says:

    i show this photo to my brother and said:
    heey! i finally found your photo.

  3. El Kev says:

    I like how some of the women posters have talked about how sexy and hot they think the guy is, while knowing that if some of us guys started talking about how hot or sexy some women are in these pics they would rip into us and call us pervs.

  4. Deborah says:

    Ok. I’m Deborah. I submitted this. I TOTALLY think it’s awesome that it made it onto the website… BWAHHAHAHA… lol. This is a little sisters revenge for all the teasing and whatnot I got growing up… I DID ask their permissions first.. but I think they didn’t think it would make it up…. little did they know- their photo IS THAT AWKWARD! 😀

  5. OsoAlluring says:

    Yeah this guy is an actor name Oscar Dillon and he does hang out in Muscle Beach

  6. Rory says:

    If the girls are wearing sweaters, that guy’s got to be FREEZING!

  7. Sly Cooper says:

    That guy is usually in a gold Speedo and hangs out on Venice Beach. He stands around listening to his boombox and waits for tourists to take pics with him. I am not kidding.

  8. superstar says:

    I have a really similar photo of this, I think its the same guy!

  9. Jerrysturn says:

    Feed a cold…..Starve a Jungle Fever!

  10. Pikkewyn says:

    Okay, girls, now go stand next to the nearly naked man so we can get a picture. Go on, Tonya, really close just like your sister.

  11. Wolf says:

    “Hmmmm… Are those things real, or are they Cheeta’s?”

  12. Jessie says:

    My sister had her picture taken with the same guy. It was at Universal Studios in the mid-late 80’s. We were totally mortified at his pubes which were spilling out of his loin cloth.

  13. Gigi says:

    Tarzan is overaccessorized with the headband and belt. Gotta remember: Less is more.

  14. Binkymae says:

    I have a rule. No men in leopard diapers get to touch my sweater.

  15. Squeezy McFeelpants says:

    I too, like how her sweater fits. 😀

  16. Tam says:

    OMG…my Mom had a photo of the same dude looking at her chest! He must have done that to everyone. LOL

  17. skyeleo says:

    ew-Tarzan not subtle!

  18. sam says:

    Hmm, Is he trying to look at the drink and make sure that it does not spill ?

    He is an actor and may have been in many photos before. S it is unlikely that he would be caught staring.

    • Brent says:

      Agreed. I think he’s more worried about his orange juice (screwdriver?) than the girl. But a picture is worth a thousand speculations…

  19. Tallyho! says:

    Because it would have been too obvious to try and grab the butt of the other one.

  20. DS says:

    Maybe he was looking for some lost dogs… you know, two run-away sweaterpuppies.

  21. JerseyPam says:

    What was the stage show, Chippendales in the Congo?

  22. Sonja says:

    It’s good to be the KING of the Jungle!!!

  23. senora_jennifer says:

    When did Tarzan get into wrestling, let alone win a belt??!! Otherwise, if it’s just a plain ol’ belt, when did he start wearing a belt? Did he see Jane or Cheetah wearing one?

  24. Jim says:

    Ummm…….Yea Awkward sums it up pretty good.

  25. Whoa says:

    Meanwhile, the other sister is deliberately trying NOT to admire how his loincloth fits.

  26. K'lyn says:

    Yeah! Me Tarzan, you Boobielicious!!!

  27. Kazz says:

    He prefers the Twin Peaks to the mountains of Alaska….

  28. Haggie says:

    Tarzan like Jane’s sweater kittens!!!

  29. Marie says:

    Yeah, that’s very awkward

  30. Rob says:

    Does her name happen to be ‘Jane’?

  31. Rich says:

    Can’t blame him really.

  32. Venice says:

    oh my hahahaa.

    I had that same Alaska sweatshirt btw. ahhaha.

    • Brent says:

      Real question: where is the lady with the “Alaska” sweatshirts’ other hand? SHE has the awkward (EUREKA!) smile.

  33. Missy says:

    Um. Just. Wow.


    Those eyes are definitely not set at the camera are they?

    What bothers me is your sister looks like a minor in this picture. SCARY. What theme park was this? God, I think I wanna throw up.

  34. steph says:

    hhhmmm….I think he figure’s if all he needs to wear is a loin cloth then why is she wearing a sweater at all. Does Tarzan always meet fans with a drink in his hand?

  35. MyLeftNut says:

    Me Tarzan I like boobies!

  36. Jon says:

    Tarzan likes her pair of Janes.

  37. working? says:

    mmmmmmmmm…..me Tarzan like coconuts.

  38. ScottD says:

    Ummm, I don’t think it’s how the sweater feels so much as how it stands out, if you catch my drift! I think Tarzan wants to be king of the sweater puppies!

  39. rj's mama says:

    he didn’t even hide his admiration or is it envy? 😀

  40. Tiffani says:

    It’s the theme parks new cultural outreach program…I think this guy took the ‘outreach’ part a little too literally.

  41. “Damn, my cup overfloweth!”

  42. chillycanadian says:

    i think a few more seconds of staring and this would of been really awkward for Tarzan… or is it already?

  43. Bored@Work says:

    He says, “Hey bay, come on over here. Let Tarzan take you for a little swing!”

    She says, “Just take the damn picture before I deck this guy…”

  44. Laura says:


  45. Stephanie says:

    hot, he can stare at my sweater any time

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