Behind The Awkwardness: Tarzan
July 13th, 2010
“This is a photo my my two oldest sisters at a theme park in California posing for a pic with a actor who had just performed in a stage show. Apparently, he likes how my sister’s sweater fits.”
(submitted by Deborah)
i show this photo to my brother and said:
heey! i finally found your photo.
lol=)
I like how some of the women posters have talked about how sexy and hot they think the guy is, while knowing that if some of us guys started talking about how hot or sexy some women are in these pics they would rip into us and call us pervs.
Ok. I’m Deborah. I submitted this. I TOTALLY think it’s awesome that it made it onto the website… BWAHHAHAHA… lol. This is a little sisters revenge for all the teasing and whatnot I got growing up… I DID ask their permissions first.. but I think they didn’t think it would make it up…. little did they know- their photo IS THAT AWKWARD!
Yeah this guy is an actor name Oscar Dillon and he does hang out in Muscle Beach
If the girls are wearing sweaters, that guy’s got to be FREEZING!
That guy is usually in a gold Speedo and hangs out on Venice Beach. He stands around listening to his boombox and waits for tourists to take pics with him. I am not kidding.
I have a really similar photo of this, I think its the same guy!
Feed a cold…..Starve a Jungle Fever!
Okay, girls, now go stand next to the nearly naked man so we can get a picture. Go on, Tonya, really close just like your sister.
“Hmmmm… Are those things real, or are they Cheeta’s?”
Dohh!
My sister had her picture taken with the same guy. It was at Universal Studios in the mid-late 80′s. We were totally mortified at his pubes which were spilling out of his loin cloth.
eewww!!!!!!
Tarzan is overaccessorized with the headband and belt. Gotta remember: Less is more.
I have a rule. No men in leopard diapers get to touch my sweater.
I too, like how her sweater fits.
OMG…my Mom had a photo of the same dude looking at her chest! He must have done that to everyone. LOL
too funny!
ew-Tarzan not subtle!
Hmm, Is he trying to look at the drink and make sure that it does not spill ?
He is an actor and may have been in many photos before. S it is unlikely that he would be caught staring.
Agreed. I think he’s more worried about his orange juice (screwdriver?) than the girl. But a picture is worth a thousand speculations…
Because it would have been too obvious to try and grab the butt of the other one.
Maybe he was looking for some lost dogs… you know, two run-away sweaterpuppies.
What was the stage show, Chippendales in the Congo?
Excellent!
It’s good to be the KING of the Jungle!!!
When did Tarzan get into wrestling, let alone win a belt??!! Otherwise, if it’s just a plain ol’ belt, when did he start wearing a belt? Did he see Jane or Cheetah wearing one?
Ummm…….Yea Awkward sums it up pretty good.
Meanwhile, the other sister is deliberately trying NOT to admire how his loincloth fits.
my thoughts exactly!
Yeah! Me Tarzan, you Boobielicious!!!
He prefers the Twin Peaks to the mountains of Alaska….
You said it! Perfect!
Tarzan like Jane’s sweater kittens!!!
Yeah, that’s very awkward
Does her name happen to be ‘Jane’?
Can’t blame him really.
oh my hahahaa.
I had that same Alaska sweatshirt btw. ahhaha.
Real question: where is the lady with the “Alaska” sweatshirts’ other hand? SHE has the awkward (EUREKA!) smile.
Um. Just. Wow.
Awkward.
Those eyes are definitely not set at the camera are they?
What bothers me is your sister looks like a minor in this picture. SCARY. What theme park was this? God, I think I wanna throw up.
I think you win for most unintentionally hilarious post.
Really? That bad?
Yes, Carrie, that bad.
hhhmmm….I think he figure’s if all he needs to wear is a loin cloth then why is she wearing a sweater at all. Does Tarzan always meet fans with a drink in his hand?
Me Tarzan I like boobies!
Tarzan likes her pair of Janes.
HA!!!! I ROLF’d. I ROFL’d very hard.
what does rolf’d mean?
It means “Rolling On Floor Laughing”
rolf doesn’t. It could either mean rolling on laughing floor, or a random reference to Rolf Harris.
LMAO WIN!
mmmmmmmmm…..me Tarzan like coconuts.
nice!
Ummm, I don’t think it’s how the sweater feels so much as how it stands out, if you catch my drift! I think Tarzan wants to be king of the sweater puppies!
Ummm, she said he likes how it fits, not how it feels!!
They changed it. When I viewed the photo, the caption said “feels”, not “fits”
he didn’t even hide his admiration or is it envy?
It’s the theme parks new cultural outreach program…I think this guy took the ‘outreach’ part a little too literally.
Outstanding, Tiffani!
“Damn, my cup overfloweth!”
You win 1 Internet.
i think a few more seconds of staring and this would of been really awkward for Tarzan… or is it already?
He says, “Hey bay, come on over here. Let Tarzan take you for a little swing!”
She says, “Just take the damn picture before I deck this guy…”
CREEPY!
hot, he can stare at my sweater any time
Me, too. I’ll even wear the “Jane” costume.
You got that right! Very hot.