Glow
July 20th, 2010
This pregnant woman has found the perfect place to have morning sickness.
(submitted by Chantal)
Tags: trees
Glow
AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com
Spreading the Awkwardness
I am so glad I just went with the cold metal stirrups.
Be careful. You may have just started a new fad to follow pregnant bellies – stirrup pictures!
I have to wonder if she is in a legitimate tree or just a fake prop in front of a jungle background.
At least in this one her breasts are covered… and for that I am thankful.
Am I the only one bothered by the fact the tree looks half dead? It may be just my screen, but those leaves look rather brown. Could they not have found a tree that was green, lush, and full of life for this photo? ‘Cause as it is the whole Mother Nature element is sending mixed signals…
“Help, I’ve climbed this tree and can’t get down!”
Never a good idea for a woman that pregnant to climb a tree.
why the exposed bellies? Guess it’s like porno. You know, if you don’t see it then it was fake.
lucky tree
Oh is that why she is in it? It’s lucky everyone. Relax. It is a lucky tree!!!
What not to expect when you’re expecting
Chapter 14:
“If you wake up in a tree, do not panic. This happens to one in”
– hmmm, does this happen enough to write a chapter on this?
Maybe she’d been promised a tyre swing – refer http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/2010/06/26/saturday-night-special-roadside-assistance/
Oh ba-rother!! Stop!!!!!!!!!!!
Gilligan’s Island — The Lost Episode: Marianne Goes “Coconuts”
Marianne loses it after being knocked up by one of the three bachelors on the island. Can the Professor come up with a homemade paternity test? Will the Skipper, Professor, or Gilligan be named Daddy? Will Mr. & Mrs. Howell have enough clams to pay the Voodoo Priest to marry naughty Marianne off? Will Ginger upstage her as bridesmaid? All these questions will be answered on this very special episode of Gilligan’s Island. Tune in next week for another lost episode: Bongo’s Baby Mix-up — Gilligan Jr. accidentally gets switched with a baby chimp…
*snort*
*snort*
Oh god, please don’t fall off.
I’m concerned also. Looks like she may have just one foot to balance on.
You are supposed to sleep on your right side when you are pregnant, except for when you are asleep in a tree.
That’s where babies come from!!! Huh…I pictured something totally different.
These are the best set of comments ever. I don’t know who to respond to. All are great. And generating very awkward images. So therefore very funny. But I can’t get rid of the mental image of pregnant lady there climbing up & down the tree.
Maybe shes not pregnant at all but just got done with the hot dog eating challange and trying to relax so she doesnt poop on her white skirt thing.
I want to know how far off the ground she is. And what the hell kind of tree is that anyway, a jellyfish tree?
That branch doesn’t look like it’s any more than 18 inches off the ground. That being said, even at that height, there could be some serious damage if she rolls off.
I don’t think her insurance provider is going to approve this setup for her delivery
LOL! I don’t think so.
I like the picture. I don’t find this one awkward at all. But imagining how she got there, and how she’s going to get down… that’s awkward. Still, the resulting picture is quite nice. Pregnant bellies have a certain joyful beauty of their own.
Whatever.
No they don’t.
Amen Kathy.
The photographer was REALLY going on on a limb with this photo
“snort snort”
What is it with pregnancy pictures? You’d think no one had ever been pregnant before. Where do you think all these people came from?
That’s the truth. We’ve seen pregnant women sitting on bridges, holding dead turkeys, even standing in swamps. We’ve seen painted pregnant bellies, husbands lovingly holding their wife’s belly, and siblings staring with wonder at pregnant Mom. Enough with the artsy stuff. Surely there is a photographer out there that is willing to shake things up. How about a pregnant jockey crossing the finish line at Churchill Downs? A pregnant gymnast dismounting off the uneven bars? Pregnant woman lying in tree….yawn.
You forgot about the Mom holding hockey equipment. The nekkid Mom with the used tire. The poor kidlettes having to kiss the ginormous Mom belly.
Yeah! We want to see the Mom sky diving. A pregnant Mom driving a monster truck.
If these women want to bare their bellies to the world lets step it up a notch and get some action shots.
Flopped in a tree is sooooooo yesterday
Our next contestant is eight and a half months pregnant & will be attempting a four flip tumble on the trampoline while playing a tuba.
Sally and Bill sitting in a tree
K I S S I N G
First comes love
Then comes marriage
Then comes a pregnanent Mom who should get out of that tree
The awkward part will be her trying to get out of that tree. I can imagine a pregnant woman getting out of a hammock. A pregnant woman trying to get out of a tree must be awkarder.
George, George, George of the Jungle
A dad he appears to be.
George, George, George of the Jungle
Watch out for that TREEEEEEEE.
*snort*
NOW…On NATURE AMONG US…TREE BABIES!!!!
Today we visit remote Islands where certain species have their young in trees to keep them safe from predators!
Looks like she’s gonna roll right offa there!
oh man, I didn’t know being a tree hugger could get you pregnant!
Rock-a-bye baby!
They finally found Tarzan’s mother.
After swallowing several coconuts, Jane took a nap on a tree limb.
More pregnant bellies. I’m going to back to Leigh.
Oh yeah, that looks real comfy–and safe! Climbing trees when you’re ready to pop is just brilliant! This one scares me to look at!
“It was difficult giving birth in a tree.”
Haha!
Wouldn’t a more awkward picture have been of her actually climbing into that tree? I would have loved to see how she accomplished that. Then getting back down without breaking her water. I think they missed an opportunity here. Otherwise, eh, it’s just another knocked-up chick hanging out in a tree.
“another knocked-up chick hanging out in a tree”…..How FUNNY is that line?!?! I want to try to work that into conversations!
the grass is right there, there was no climbing involved, she just sat down and put her feet up. I guess any picture is now akward if you look hard enough.
photographer: ok, see that scratchy tree over there
lady: yeah
photographer: what I envision is: you climbing up there, 8 1/2 months pregnant, and laying back on that branch, precariously balancing yourself, then trying to look serene
lady: sounds like a plan!!!! you’re the best!
Rock-a-bye baby in the tree top…
A pregnant woman climbed a tree??!!!! Now THAT would be awkward to see!
That’s what I was thinking. HOW did she get up there? There may have been a crane involved.
This falls under the category of “What were they thinking???”
Is she ACTUALLY pregnant, or just…. short for her weight?
There are no words…..
Well, there must have been SOME words at one point. I assume.
This is actually a pretty cool picture. I don’t see it as awkward at all.
Really?@
There is always someone….
Yeah, the person in the picture.
heh
win
you and me both, that might have felt great on her back, considering all the aches and pains of pregnancy, a little pressure might have been nice.
Oh man, I know when I was pregnant, there was absolutely nothing more soothing than a tree branch sticking me in the back and giving me splinters. Ahhhh. One of the many moments of pregnancy bliss. I also enjoyed a nice cheese grater foot massage. And occasionally I liked to put my hair in a blender. SO RELAXING. I think I want another baby!
People: please don’t do this.
“After eating all the coconuts, Jane fell into a blissful slumber.”
Im so glad my mama didnt do this
And somewhere Tarzan is not going to be happy about this…
This seems really, really awkward for the woman…I mean, that branch can’t be helping her back.
However, that aside, this would be my fantasy for being pregnant. On some beautiful beachy locale where all I was required to do would be to impersonate a beached whale. I’d seriously dig it.
She’s going to give birth to a coconut.
you put the lime in the coconut, then you shack em all up. thats how she got prego!
I haven’t thought about the lime in the coconut in years!
I almost just choked on my breakfast reading the title to this – “Glow”. I was just thinking to myself that she couldn’t look any more uncomfortable or unrelaxed…
Mother Nature!! baaa haa haa
And what is a pregnant woman doing up in a tree to begin with? You know, it being so safe and all…
I don’t think I will ever understand this trend of taking and making public the pregnant belly pictures. Do they think the child will be able to look past the image of their scantily clad mother to see themselves in the early stages of life???
AGREED!