July 20th, 2010

Glow - Mom

The cure for morning sickness.

(submitted by Chantal)

112 Responses to “Glow”

  1. KE says:

    I am so glad I just went with the cold metal stirrups.

  2. Tallyho! says:

    I have to wonder if she is in a legitimate tree or just a fake prop in front of a jungle background.

  3. Carla says:

    At least in this one her breasts are covered… and for that I am thankful.

  4. Anne says:

    Am I the only one bothered by the fact the tree looks half dead? It may be just my screen, but those leaves look rather brown. Could they not have found a tree that was green, lush, and full of life for this photo? ‘Cause as it is the whole Mother Nature element is sending mixed signals…

  5. 666 dimebag wife says:

    “Help, I’ve climbed this tree and can’t get down!”

  6. CamdensGramps says:

    Never a good idea for a woman that pregnant to climb a tree.

  7. bobbie says:

    why the exposed bellies? Guess it’s like porno. You know, if you don’t see it then it was fake.

  8. Tony says:

    lucky tree

  9. Pipergirl says:

    What not to expect when you’re expecting

    • Lady says:

      Chapter 14:

      “If you wake up in a tree, do not panic. This happens to one in”

      – hmmm, does this happen enough to write a chapter on this?

  10. Carolyn says:

    Oh ba-rother!! Stop!!!!!!!!!!!

  11. Tess says:

    Gilligan’s Island — The Lost Episode: Marianne Goes “Coconuts”

    Marianne loses it after being knocked up by one of the three bachelors on the island. Can the Professor come up with a homemade paternity test? Will the Skipper, Professor, or Gilligan be named Daddy? Will Mr. & Mrs. Howell have enough clams to pay the Voodoo Priest to marry naughty Marianne off? Will Ginger upstage her as bridesmaid? All these questions will be answered on this very special episode of Gilligan’s Island. Tune in next week for another lost episode: Bongo’s Baby Mix-up — Gilligan Jr. accidentally gets switched with a baby chimp…

  12. gregorian says:

    Oh god, please don’t fall off.

  13. cheryl says:

    You are supposed to sleep on your right side when you are pregnant, except for when you are asleep in a tree.

  14. Samantha says:

    That’s where babies come from!!! Huh…I pictured something totally different.

  15. scruffy says:

    These are the best set of comments ever. I don’t know who to respond to. All are great. And generating very awkward images. So therefore very funny. But I can’t get rid of the mental image of pregnant lady there climbing up & down the tree.

  16. Heather says:

    Maybe shes not pregnant at all but just got done with the hot dog eating challange and trying to relax so she doesnt poop on her white skirt thing.

  17. JerseyPam says:

    I want to know how far off the ground she is. And what the hell kind of tree is that anyway, a jellyfish tree?

    • Melissak says:

      That branch doesn’t look like it’s any more than 18 inches off the ground. That being said, even at that height, there could be some serious damage if she rolls off.

  18. Marie says:

    I don’t think her insurance provider is going to approve this setup for her delivery

  19. Kathy says:

    I like the picture. I don’t find this one awkward at all. But imagining how she got there, and how she’s going to get down… that’s awkward. Still, the resulting picture is quite nice. Pregnant bellies have a certain joyful beauty of their own.

  20. Cori says:

    The photographer was REALLY going on on a limb with this photo

  21. Meg says:

    What is it with pregnancy pictures? You’d think no one had ever been pregnant before. Where do you think all these people came from?

    • Don says:

      That’s the truth. We’ve seen pregnant women sitting on bridges, holding dead turkeys, even standing in swamps. We’ve seen painted pregnant bellies, husbands lovingly holding their wife’s belly, and siblings staring with wonder at pregnant Mom. Enough with the artsy stuff. Surely there is a photographer out there that is willing to shake things up. How about a pregnant jockey crossing the finish line at Churchill Downs? A pregnant gymnast dismounting off the uneven bars? Pregnant woman lying in tree….yawn.

      • PugMom says:

        You forgot about the Mom holding hockey equipment. The nekkid Mom with the used tire. The poor kidlettes having to kiss the ginormous Mom belly.
        Yeah! We want to see the Mom sky diving. A pregnant Mom driving a monster truck.
        If these women want to bare their bellies to the world lets step it up a notch and get some action shots.
        Flopped in a tree is sooooooo yesterday :D

    • Alan says:

      Our next contestant is eight and a half months pregnant & will be attempting a four flip tumble on the trampoline while playing a tuba.

  22. DanSchmidt says:

    Sally and Bill sitting in a tree
    K I S S I N G
    First comes love
    Then comes marriage
    Then comes a pregnanent Mom who should get out of that tree

  23. Steve says:

    The awkward part will be her trying to get out of that tree. I can imagine a pregnant woman getting out of a hammock. A pregnant woman trying to get out of a tree must be awkarder.

  24. Ang says:

    George, George, George of the Jungle
    A dad he appears to be.
    George, George, George of the Jungle
    Watch out for that TREEEEEEEE.

  25. Cori says:


    Today we visit remote Islands where certain species have their young in trees to keep them safe from predators!

  26. Whuh? says:

    Looks like she’s gonna roll right offa there!

  27. Kristin says:

    oh man, I didn’t know being a tree hugger could get you pregnant!

  28. Mac says:

    Rock-a-bye baby!

  29. Sarah says:

    They finally found Tarzan’s mother.

  30. Chris says:

    After swallowing several coconuts, Jane took a nap on a tree limb.

  31. Be3t says:

    More pregnant bellies. I’m going to back to Leigh.

  32. carol says:

    Oh yeah, that looks real comfy–and safe! Climbing trees when you’re ready to pop is just brilliant! This one scares me to look at!

  33. Chad says:

    “It was difficult giving birth in a tree.”

  34. MeToo says:

    Wouldn’t a more awkward picture have been of her actually climbing into that tree? I would have loved to see how she accomplished that. Then getting back down without breaking her water. I think they missed an opportunity here. Otherwise, eh, it’s just another knocked-up chick hanging out in a tree.

    • Coll says:

      “another knocked-up chick hanging out in a tree”…..How FUNNY is that line?!?! I want to try to work that into conversations!

    • Rose says:

      the grass is right there, there was no climbing involved, she just sat down and put her feet up. I guess any picture is now akward if you look hard enough.

  35. mrs5180 says:

    photographer: ok, see that scratchy tree over there

    lady: yeah

    photographer: what I envision is: you climbing up there, 8 1/2 months pregnant, and laying back on that branch, precariously balancing yourself, then trying to look serene

    lady: sounds like a plan!!!! you’re the best!

  36. Gina says:

    Rock-a-bye baby in the tree top…

  37. Ducky says:

    A pregnant woman climbed a tree??!!!! Now THAT would be awkward to see!

  38. J says:

    This falls under the category of “What were they thinking???”

  39. Doug says:

    Is she ACTUALLY pregnant, or just…. short for her weight?

  40. Bea says:

    There are no words…..

  41. Imma HotMess says:

    This is actually a pretty cool picture. I don’t see it as awkward at all.

  42. jnmcnally says:

    People: please don’t do this.

  43. “After eating all the coconuts, Jane fell into a blissful slumber.”

  44. Suzanne says:

    Im so glad my mama didnt do this

  45. The Glenn says:

    And somewhere Tarzan is not going to be happy about this…

  46. Tiffani says:

    This seems really, really awkward for the woman…I mean, that branch can’t be helping her back.

    However, that aside, this would be my fantasy for being pregnant. On some beautiful beachy locale where all I was required to do would be to impersonate a beached whale. I’d seriously dig it.

  47. CarrieM says:

    She’s going to give birth to a coconut.

  48. Amanda says:

    I almost just choked on my breakfast reading the title to this – “Glow”. I was just thinking to myself that she couldn’t look any more uncomfortable or unrelaxed…
    Mother Nature!! baaa haa haa

  49. Binkymae says:

    I don’t think I will ever understand this trend of taking and making public the pregnant belly pictures. Do they think the child will be able to look past the image of their scantily clad mother to see themselves in the early stages of life???

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