Just Say No

August 2nd, 2010

Just Say No - Pets

This narcdog was top of its class at sniffing out crack.

(pic submitted by Annie, winning caption submitted by Amy)

90 Responses to “Just Say No”

  1. Reginald says:

    He really has to stop brining home strays

  2. Heather says:

    I’ll sniff your butt if you sniff mine.

  3. Newt says:

    “Hmmm…a somewhat nutty bouquet, with subtle hints of Rottweiler and Dachshund; would pair nicely with dry kibble, but easily be overpowered by smoked pigs’ ears.”

  4. Steve says:

    Mmmm, smells better than my dinner.

  5. christy says:

    She married him for his money. She wanted to be a trophy wife, not trophy mother and was inclined to finish her drink, bathtime or not. At least that dog of his is good for something she thought and at least it licked off her calluses first.

  6. sue cheadle says:

    How YOU doin?

  7. Stu says:

    Got Baby Powder?

  8. Robin says:

    It’s ok kid, I’m a dogter!

  9. Marty says:

    it’s only fair. the baby licked the dogs ass a few minutes before.

  10. Kimberly says:

    Why am I always the one to check for a poop?

  11. Rachel says:

    Needs more meat.

  12. April Greenwood says:

    That’s not bacon

  13. susan waters says:

    It’s so hard not to stare
    At that honky tonk badonkadonk

  14. Tamatha says:

    *Sniff,Sniff* No drugs here!

  15. Amon Black says:

    Kibbles & …. ewwwwww!

  16. JaysonZ says:

    Bum Sniffing Dog

  17. Vicky says:

    Hey…..Don’t I know you?

  18. Bailey says:

    The only thing I can think of when I see this is the ‘beggin strips’ commercial:

    “bacon!! I smell bacon!! gotta get to that bacon!”

  19. CC says:

    “And then I’ll turn around and you can sniff mine”

  20. Darn says:

    “Like pickles, right? I TOLD YOU!!”

  21. Beaz says:

    Okay! No kisses from the dog today!

  22. Kristin says:

    oh, Hi. Nice to meet you.

  23. Megan says:

    This is what a CLEAN bottom smells like, dog (unlike yours). Go ahead, take a whiff.

  24. Jennifer says:

    Diesel knew someone had been stealing his food… Now he knew who.

  25. Annette Cardullo says:

    The winning caption is: “Smells like [pureed] chicken.”

  26. Holt says:

    Bottoms Up!

  27. Kelaine says:

    “Listen Kid, I know the rainbow rings to that toy are somewhere.”

  28. SANDIE says:

    Just say NO to crack!!!

  29. BJ Thomsen says:

    And so… the newest member of the pack was introduced that day.

  30. yolanda says:

    Diapers? What’s that? Ole Brutus here takes care of all my needs.

  31. Ducky says:

    “Hey! New to the neighborhood?”

  32. Jana says:

    “And now the left hind leg.See walking is a piece of cake.”

  33. Brian says:

    Baby Executive Training

  34. neil says:

    they havent taught him how to shake yet

  35. Tab says:

    ‘you never want to be embarrassed by a toilet paper that leaves pieces behind’

    pup was instutiting an early check program.

  36. tara says:

    Ran out of wipes, have to use the dog again.

  37. JerseyPam says:

    The Nose Knows.

  38. Cortny says:

    Even if it did shed a little, the Purina Brand Baby Wipe was worth the money.

  39. Jane says:

    “The Nanny”

  40. jj says:

    “That food smelled much better the first time around.”

  41. Angela says:

    Pooper scooper.

  42. Shane Par-Due says:

    How YOU doin?

  43. senora_jennifer says:

    I know the economy’s bad, Mom, but this? Really?

  44. Sioux says:

    He’s not one of our breed!

  45. Anna says:


  46. Ike says:

    Do I know you?

  47. Ken says:

    “Strange breed of a dog.”

  48. chillycanadian says:

    Hey! Haven’t we met before?

  49. pinkpoop says:

    yep he’s clean… I guess he can stay 🙂

  50. Brian says:

    Everyone loves that baby smell!

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