This narcdog was top of its class at sniffing out crack.
(pic submitted by Annie, winning caption submitted by Amy)
He really has to stop brining home strays
I’ll sniff your butt if you sniff mine.
“Hmmm…a somewhat nutty bouquet, with subtle hints of Rottweiler and Dachshund; would pair nicely with dry kibble, but easily be overpowered by smoked pigs’ ears.”
Mmmm, smells better than my dinner.
She married him for his money. She wanted to be a trophy wife, not trophy mother and was inclined to finish her drink, bathtime or not. At least that dog of his is good for something she thought and at least it licked off her calluses first.
How YOU doin?
Got Baby Powder?
It’s ok kid, I’m a dogter!
it’s only fair. the baby licked the dogs ass a few minutes before.
Why am I always the one to check for a poop?
Needs more meat.
That’s not bacon
It’s so hard not to stare
At that honky tonk badonkadonk
*Sniff,Sniff* No drugs here!
Kibbles & …. ewwwwww!
Bum Sniffing Dog
Hey…..Don’t I know you?
The only thing I can think of when I see this is the ‘beggin strips’ commercial:
“bacon!! I smell bacon!! gotta get to that bacon!”
“And then I’ll turn around and you can sniff mine”
“Like pickles, right? I TOLD YOU!!”
Okay! No kisses from the dog today!
oh, Hi. Nice to meet you.
This is what a CLEAN bottom smells like, dog (unlike yours). Go ahead, take a whiff.
Diesel knew someone had been stealing his food… Now he knew who.
The winning caption is: “Smells like [pureed] chicken.”
“Listen Kid, I know the rainbow rings to that toy are somewhere.”
Just say NO to crack!!!
And so… the newest member of the pack was introduced that day.
Diapers? What’s that? Ole Brutus here takes care of all my needs.
“Hey! New to the neighborhood?”
“And now the left hind leg.See walking is a piece of cake.”
Baby Executive Training
they havent taught him how to shake yet
‘you never want to be embarrassed by a toilet paper that leaves pieces behind’
pup was instutiting an early check program.
Ran out of wipes, have to use the dog again.
The Nose Knows.
Even if it did shed a little, the Purina Brand Baby Wipe was worth the money.
“That food smelled much better the first time around.”
I know the economy’s bad, Mom, but this? Really?
He’s not one of our breed!
Do I know you?
“Strange breed of a dog.”
Hey! Haven’t we met before?
yep he’s clean… I guess he can stay 🙂
Everyone loves that baby smell!
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