Brideshead

August 7th, 2010

She just needed to take a five.

(submitted by CC)

101 Responses to “Brideshead”

  1. cheryl says:

    She must have really gotten up early to get her hair done!

  2. Kristi says:

    Maybe it is a small town and the hairdresser is also the photographer?

  3. Deb E. says:

    Married to the Mafia.

  4. Gigi says:

    Maybe the groom wanted a solo shot for his Facebook account and the bride didn’t want to stand up so she decided to duck. Very strange…

  5. Goofball says:

    At first glance, one would think this is a pic from his bachelor party…and not his wedding :)

  6. Missy says:

    Apparently the bride had a bit too much to drink during the wedding ceremony when the priest passed around the wine.

  7. CarrieM says:

    The bride’s mother-in-law wanted a picture with the bride actually on the ground, but they compromised with this one.

  8. songbirdcindi says:

    I think that all pictures submitted should be required to include the backstory, especially this one! Wouldn’t we all like to know WT* is going on?

    • Jon says:

      Or have a “darkness” period where the story isn’t revealed for 48 hours or something so people can speculate to their hearts content. After that they would all have a story like a b.t.a. submission. People stop commenting after 2-3 days so this would refresh the interest in a photo.

      • Rachel says:

        I happen to know the groom (know him since he was a baby!), I about died when I saw this cause I thought it was a weird picture when I saw their wedding pictures on facebook. For the record, they are good kids. They were still at the building where they got married, hadn’t even started the reception, neither of them drink, she is not passed out, it was the photographer’s idea. Not theirs. And for the record I love the flowers especially when you see her bouquet along with the rest of the flowers! There is your background, as much as I can tell without revealing who they are and what religion they are and what their grandparent’s names are and what size shoe they wear.

  9. JerseyPam says:

    The photographer had the hots for the groom, wanted that damn bride outta there but didn’t want to make it too obvious…

  10. senora_jennifer says:

    Maybe groom just wanted a picture all about him.

  11. MCR says:

    “That’s not my bride, it’s just her wig!”

  12. Tiffani says:

    It looks like the groom is ready to kick the photographer’s butt for intruding on his ‘private moment’ with his bride.

    Did she pass out drunk or something?

  13. Rebekah says:

    this looks like a still shot from the set of CSI

  14. Alan says:

    Groom to photographer: ” I didn’t say ‘catch the ambience’ I said ‘CALL AN AMBULANCE !!”"

  15. Dom Purvis says:

    Clearly a stunt bride. I guess the original didn’t show…

  16. luckybug says:

    He looks like one of those models you see in picture frames. All’s that’s missing is the tex “4″ x 6″ photo frame.” (that you’re supposed to pull out and replace with your own photos once you buy them but sometimes you think, wow, I wish that was my family. Maybe I’ll pretend it is.)

  17. Kathleen Mooney says:

    Get a room!

  18. Cee says:

    I kinda feel bad even looking at this photo. My guess is that she was ill or fainted on her wedding day and her new husband is trying to help her… I feel like a voyeur!

    I would love to see the bridesmaids dresses.. They must have matched the bouttoniere..even plaid would match it!

  19. Candice says:

    I’m sorry, but this is just all kinds of wrong! I don’t understand…

  20. LisaPizza says:

    Well, yes, it does look as if the groom is posing with a 12-point buck that he just bagged; however, it’s probably a photographer’s mistake, like, “Oop, face isn’t showing, Char. Skooch up a little, and look directly up at Dave.”

  21. Dan says:

    Awesome corsage…..which appears top be the main focus of this photo

  22. Amy says:

    Did he just drag her out of the ocean? Stopped to take this picture before administering the heimlich?

  23. blucat says:

    huh?!

  24. carol says:

    Is she on a stretcher??

  25. Mamacrab says:

    I love the way the photographer was so careful to include the wedding ring. Too bad the bride’s face was overlooked!!

  26. Dkjyy says:

    Awkward is right and inappropriate almost! He looks like he just strangled her and then posed for a picture.

  27. Jess says:

    Look at her left hand covering his, guys…her face is turned UPward on the other side of all that hair…aside from that, he looks really aggressive. Must be the loud boutonniere.

  28. steve z says:

    I had a dozen funny comments to make, and then realized she wasn’t facing forward.

  29. ms.billysitch says:

    i think the caption for this one is so spot on.

  30. LoveThisSite says:

    That’s extremely bizarre. I love the title, by the way. LOL.

  31. Chewy says:

    Im so confused….

  32. Leonie says:

    Taken from the front, this pic would be kind cute. taken from the side as we can see just looks like he’s killed her and is deciding what to do with the body!

  33. wob says:

    Does he know Bill Clinton?

  34. cruelie julie says:

    Is anyone else picturing the wedding scene from “Sixteen Candles”?!??! Oily beau-hunk and all!

  35. ScoutC says:

    The groom looks pissed. “Damn it! The reception isn’t even over and she’s pretending to be asleep. Some wedding night!”

  36. Jason G says:

    Maybe it wasn’t such a good idea to get her drunk before the photo shoot?

  37. hknsmama says:

    guess it musta been a rough bachelorette party… btw, that is one ugly bouttoniere. AWK-WERRRRD

  38. I believe his hand is on her boob.

  39. Maggie says:

    Ummmm…..should someone call the police???

  40. Rachel S. says:

    I thought that was a little furry dog.

  41. Jungle says:

    What tha’?? LOL!

  42. jake says:

    wtf i don’t even…

  43. Adam says:

    That’s one way to consecrate their vows.

  44. Harry says:

    What in the world … ??

  45. Joe says:

    Ya gotta wonder what some of these wedding photographers are thinking …

    • Cheryl says:

      my thoughts exactly!!

      • Okie Dokie says:

        How would a photographer even describe this the two in the photo?…. “you sit here, now you lie down… yes, lie down, no not like that with you’re head on his leg, no the other way… no, no, no like this…. don’t worry it will be fine I promise, now you put your hand on her… no not there, right here…. now lean forward a little…. no, now this going to be a great shot, don’t worry… it’s not like it’s going to end up on one of those crazy ‘what a weird picture websites’… sheesh.”

    • Melissa G. says:

      Really, is this supposed to be ‘artistic’?

  46. vjhr says:

    Very odd. Looks like she got a little queasy and had to lie down. On the up side, she gets a shot of a view of her expensive ‘do that she probably wouldn’t otherwise. Darn handsome groom, though!

  47. Melanie says:

    Um yeah…..okay. So many comments come to mind. Not a one of them is good!

    • Freckles says:

      I’m with you, Melanie. Mine wouldn’t get published.

      • Gravity's Rambo says:

        Same here. AFP deletes my comments even when I say something cute like “Only a stern-faced groom with a dead wife on his lap would think this is photoshopped.” What I have to say about THIS photo wouldn’t even get posted on 4Chan…

    • DarwinAward says:

      I would be banned for life soooooo Hey great pic! ;-)

  48. GeneratorBoy says:

    Dude looks like he means business.

  49. Harry says:

    We seems miffed we are intruding; i guess I would be too

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