Or have a “darkness” period where the story isn’t revealed for 48 hours or something so people can speculate to their hearts content. After that they would all have a story like a b.t.a. submission. People stop commenting after 2-3 days so this would refresh the interest in a photo.
I happen to know the groom (know him since he was a baby!), I about died when I saw this cause I thought it was a weird picture when I saw their wedding pictures on facebook. For the record, they are good kids. They were still at the building where they got married, hadn’t even started the reception, neither of them drink, she is not passed out, it was the photographer’s idea. Not theirs. And for the record I love the flowers especially when you see her bouquet along with the rest of the flowers! There is your background, as much as I can tell without revealing who they are and what religion they are and what their grandparent’s names are and what size shoe they wear.
He looks like one of those models you see in picture frames. All’s that’s missing is the tex “4″ x 6″ photo frame.” (that you’re supposed to pull out and replace with your own photos once you buy them but sometimes you think, wow, I wish that was my family. Maybe I’ll pretend it is.)
I kinda feel bad even looking at this photo. My guess is that she was ill or fainted on her wedding day and her new husband is trying to help her… I feel like a voyeur!
I would love to see the bridesmaids dresses.. They must have matched the bouttoniere..even plaid would match it!
Well, yes, it does look as if the groom is posing with a 12-point buck that he just bagged; however, it’s probably a photographer’s mistake, like, “Oop, face isn’t showing, Char. Skooch up a little, and look directly up at Dave.”
Look at her left hand covering his, guys…her face is turned UPward on the other side of all that hair…aside from that, he looks really aggressive. Must be the loud boutonniere.
Taken from the front, this pic would be kind cute. taken from the side as we can see just looks like he’s killed her and is deciding what to do with the body!
How would a photographer even describe this the two in the photo?…. “you sit here, now you lie down… yes, lie down, no not like that with you’re head on his leg, no the other way… no, no, no like this…. don’t worry it will be fine I promise, now you put your hand on her… no not there, right here…. now lean forward a little…. no, now this going to be a great shot, don’t worry… it’s not like it’s going to end up on one of those crazy ‘what a weird picture websites’… sheesh.”
Very odd. Looks like she got a little queasy and had to lie down. On the up side, she gets a shot of a view of her expensive ‘do that she probably wouldn’t otherwise. Darn handsome groom, though!
Same here. AFP deletes my comments even when I say something cute like “Only a stern-faced groom with a dead wife on his lap would think this is photoshopped.” What I have to say about THIS photo wouldn’t even get posted on 4Chan…
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She must have really gotten up early to get her hair done!
Maybe it is a small town and the hairdresser is also the photographer?
Haha! That would make sense!
Married to the Mafia.
Maybe she is in the Witness Protection Program.
Maybe the groom wanted a solo shot for his Facebook account and the bride didn’t want to stand up so she decided to duck. Very strange…
At first glance, one would think this is a pic from his bachelor party…and not his wedding
Hehe, ya perv.
Apparently the bride had a bit too much to drink during the wedding ceremony when the priest passed around the wine.
The bride’s mother-in-law wanted a picture with the bride actually on the ground, but they compromised with this one.
I think that all pictures submitted should be required to include the backstory, especially this one! Wouldn’t we all like to know WT* is going on?
Or have a “darkness” period where the story isn’t revealed for 48 hours or something so people can speculate to their hearts content. After that they would all have a story like a b.t.a. submission. People stop commenting after 2-3 days so this would refresh the interest in a photo.
I happen to know the groom (know him since he was a baby!), I about died when I saw this cause I thought it was a weird picture when I saw their wedding pictures on facebook. For the record, they are good kids. They were still at the building where they got married, hadn’t even started the reception, neither of them drink, she is not passed out, it was the photographer’s idea. Not theirs. And for the record I love the flowers especially when you see her bouquet along with the rest of the flowers! There is your background, as much as I can tell without revealing who they are and what religion they are and what their grandparent’s names are and what size shoe they wear.
Great backstory, thank you. Was the photographer mad at the bride?
The photographer had the hots for the groom, wanted that damn bride outta there but didn’t want to make it too obvious…
Excellent!!
Maybe groom just wanted a picture all about him.
“That’s not my bride, it’s just her wig!”
It looks like the groom is ready to kick the photographer’s butt for intruding on his ‘private moment’ with his bride.
Did she pass out drunk or something?
this looks like a still shot from the set of CSI
Groom to photographer: ” I didn’t say ‘catch the ambience’ I said ‘CALL AN AMBULANCE !!”"
Good one!
Win! HA!
Clearly a stunt bride. I guess the original didn’t show…
He looks like one of those models you see in picture frames. All’s that’s missing is the tex “4″ x 6″ photo frame.” (that you’re supposed to pull out and replace with your own photos once you buy them but sometimes you think, wow, I wish that was my family. Maybe I’ll pretend it is.)
Get a room!
WTH?!?!
I kinda feel bad even looking at this photo. My guess is that she was ill or fainted on her wedding day and her new husband is trying to help her… I feel like a voyeur!
I would love to see the bridesmaids dresses.. They must have matched the bouttoniere..even plaid would match it!
I’m sorry, but this is just all kinds of wrong! I don’t understand…
Well, yes, it does look as if the groom is posing with a 12-point buck that he just bagged; however, it’s probably a photographer’s mistake, like, “Oop, face isn’t showing, Char. Skooch up a little, and look directly up at Dave.”
Awesome corsage…..which appears top be the main focus of this photo
I was thinking the same thing. Pretty spiffy!
Did he just drag her out of the ocean? Stopped to take this picture before administering the heimlich?
huh?!
Is she on a stretcher??
She’s on a stone bench, and it just looks like she was tired or taking photos, but he kept on posing.
After all it is supposed to be _his_ day (*ducks)
I love the way the photographer was so careful to include the wedding ring. Too bad the bride’s face was overlooked!!
I think this is the only wedding photo I’ve ever seen where the pose excludes the bride’s face.
Awkward is right and inappropriate almost! He looks like he just strangled her and then posed for a picture.
Look at her left hand covering his, guys…her face is turned UPward on the other side of all that hair…aside from that, he looks really aggressive. Must be the loud boutonniere.
Thank you! I’ve been sitting here trying to figure out where the heck her FACE is. Creepy pic!
I had a dozen funny comments to make, and then realized she wasn’t facing forward.
i think the caption for this one is so spot on.
That’s extremely bizarre. I love the title, by the way. LOL.
Im so confused….
Taken from the front, this pic would be kind cute. taken from the side as we can see just looks like he’s killed her and is deciding what to do with the body!
Does he know Bill Clinton?
She’s facing the wrong way. I know, I know, buzzkill.
Is anyone else picturing the wedding scene from “Sixteen Candles”?!??! Oily beau-hunk and all!
Winner!
The groom looks pissed. “Damn it! The reception isn’t even over and she’s pretending to be asleep. Some wedding night!”
Good one! LOL
Maybe it wasn’t such a good idea to get her drunk before the photo shoot?
HaHa!!
guess it musta been a rough bachelorette party… btw, that is one ugly bouttoniere. AWK-WERRRRD
I kinda like the flowers but they could have done better with one less color.
I thought it was just her hair piece on his leg. Weird pose…
Hummm….I was thinking I LOVE his bouttoniere…is that how you spell it!?
Maro, I agree. I think the flowers are fun, so bright and cheery!
They even match the garden behind them!
I believe his hand is on her boob.
I believe you might be right.
Nope…checked…lower…on her waist
We have a wedding picture where my husband’s hand is on my boob, and one where he’s lifting up my skirt to look under it.
And why hasn’t this been picture been posted?
lol! classy
……something to show the grandchildren eventually…
Ummmm…..should someone call the police???
I thought that was a little furry dog.
What tha’?? LOL!
wtf i don’t even…
That’s one way to consecrate their vows.
What in the world … ??
Ya gotta wonder what some of these wedding photographers are thinking …
my thoughts exactly!!
How would a photographer even describe this the two in the photo?…. “you sit here, now you lie down… yes, lie down, no not like that with you’re head on his leg, no the other way… no, no, no like this…. don’t worry it will be fine I promise, now you put your hand on her… no not there, right here…. now lean forward a little…. no, now this going to be a great shot, don’t worry… it’s not like it’s going to end up on one of those crazy ‘what a weird picture websites’… sheesh.”
Really, is this supposed to be ‘artistic’?
Very odd. Looks like she got a little queasy and had to lie down. On the up side, she gets a shot of a view of her expensive ‘do that she probably wouldn’t otherwise. Darn handsome groom, though!
Um yeah…..okay. So many comments come to mind. Not a one of them is good!
I’m with you, Melanie. Mine wouldn’t get published.
Same here. AFP deletes my comments even when I say something cute like “Only a stern-faced groom with a dead wife on his lap would think this is photoshopped.” What I have to say about THIS photo wouldn’t even get posted on 4Chan…
I would be banned for life soooooo Hey great pic!
Dude looks like he means business.
We seems miffed we are intruding; i guess I would be too
“Listen, you don’t have to take photos of EVERYTHING, ok?”
LOL that’s what I was thinking! It’s like, “Dude, DO NOT take pics of my new bride passed out drunk!”