Grandma always keeps one finger on the trigger.
(submitted by Ben)
Grandma knew of only one way to keep the order and sanity in the household; but unbeknownst to her, the Colt .22 pistol had been switched with a hose nozzle.
This pic cracks me up every time I look at it!
How funny is it that there are 2 signs in front of the garden..? I could only imagine the huge mix-up and confusion that would occur if these signs were not there ! Grandma to grand-daughter…OMG suzie…now which one is the Watermelon and which one is the carrots ??? I have been watering these for months and I still can’t tell !!! I can only imagine the havoc and chaos if there were 3 signs !!! 🙂
“You’ll smile when I say smile. You’ll stop when I say stop.”
These awkward photos are getting less awkward.
you can water my flowers when you pry this nozzle from my cold dead hand!!!
I was trying to come up with a way to use “cold dead hand” and couldn’t make it work- kudos to you dude!
Stop! Or My Mom Will Water
Say hello to my little pal, oh, and this is my 2 year old granddaughter…
A smile for the camera and a cap for your ass.
I laughed pretty hard imagining granny saying “bust a cap in yo ass”! Hilarious man
Granny, get your gun. There’s varmints out here who think it’s not awkward that your heirs got tired of being hosed and took away the water source, while leaving you the dignity. By the way, your great granddaughter will definitely carry on in your name, as she’s a little imp just like you.
She wasnt ready during the last drive by so this time she will fight back and promised to be ready at any moment.
What’s so awkward about holing a garden hose nozzle? Seems like a spontaneous “hey g-ma come here and smile with the girls” picture to me…
Is grandma married to the guy on the dumpster?
To all those whining “This isn’t awkward” —
Lighten up, Francis.
So what’s weird? It looks like 4 generations of ladies in a family. They snuck in a picture to commemorate. The others probably arrived when Great-Grandma was watering the garden. There are many younger who could only wish to have the mobility to do the same. I’m impressed by her, and happy for them.
You know, nothing personal, but give it a rest. This is a website about humor. It takes a little imagination to look at Grandma’s face and imagine her as a sinister pistol-packer, and when you see it that way, it’s funny. If you don’t see it that way, fine, but this is not a forum for earnest lectures on old people with good “mobility.” It’s about HUMOR. This is not Sunbeams for Seniors. It’s Akward Family Photos. If you have no humor to share, at least don’t kill it for everyone else.
Abso-freakin-lutely. I think I love you.
There’s a lot on this site that is awkward and funny. This is not one of them. Some of the comments have been funny, however.
Lighten up, “Granny’s got a gun”! If she’s all about “mobility” she should pair up with Dumpster Handstand Simon! I think the old lady is a hoot, very awkward, very funny photo.
Pistol packin’ grandmama!
Not awkward at all! People hold things. Grandmas are people. Sometimes there’s a camera. A nozzle in a garden is pretty normal for a grandma in a garden. If someone photoshops in something less expected here: perhaps a a box of condoms, a Playgirl magazine, a shrunken head, then we’ll reassess.
Little girl is cute as a button. Great-grandma has the cold eyes of a trained killer. Yeah, this is awkward.
> Great-grandma has the cold eyes of a trained killer.
And the fixed grin! The Fixed Grin! Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
That’s right, dear, come a little closer with that camera. A liiiiiittle closer…..
I thought the title was referring to them all wearing sweatshirts, and then I read the caption and saw Grandma and busted out laughing. She could also knock someone in the head with it. Couldn’t she have put it in the other hand — hidden from view? Too funny.
You feel lucky, punk?
I’m sure they are wonderful women, but to Grandma, they’re nothing but a bunch of hose.
“Smile and no screwing around, or you’ll get it!”
This is probably the least awkward picture I’ve ever seen on here. If it’s awkward to not center a photograph, than yes, it’s awkward. I’m most interested in what’s on those papers on the garden.
The papers say, “Get off my lawn!”
NEWS AT NOON!!! Elderly women hold three hostage in flower garden. It all started when she said she was getting hosed by her family.. More to come as we follow this story..
Ha ha haa!
GO AHEAD PUNK!!! MAKE MY DAY!!!
It’s a gun, not a nozzle.
It really does look a lot like a pistol. But I think it is just a nozzle :p
“Sometimes a nozzle is just a nozzle”
It’s a nozzle.
“I doused the sheriff but I did not soak the deputy”
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Thank goodness I’d already swallowed my coffee…. That coulda been a real mess.
We have a winner!
ding ding ding….winner winner, chicken dinner !!!
Grammy is packin some heat!
AHHAHAHAHAHAH Thats really the only way to deal with a sweet looking 2 year old………..
hmm, not really sure how this is awkward.
look at grandma’s hand 🙂
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