Sometimes, the best defense is knives. Lots of knives.
(submitted by Alyssa)
The only thing missing is the speed lines in the background. That would make this photo absolute perfection.
I bet they were listening to the Mortal Kombat soundtrack in the minivan on the way to this photo shoot.
I want to see this family go up against the Van Helsings on Family Feud…
all the girls have two machetes each…..the dad has a sword and the boy had a stick…..or is that a big knife sharpener.
Looks like little Timmy brought a stick to a knife fight…
I would hate to see this family walking in the store if I was the local butcher.
This family is a cut above the rest!
Ninja movie flashbacks!
That girl 2nd from the right… is she holding a Kris knife? If so, this is a win.
especially if you are the kid stuck with the stick.
Okay, but just a tender piece of advice. Never bring a knife to a gunfight.
Better advice – never bring a stick to a knife fight
In Japan, the hand is used as a knife! In badly staged U.S. portraits, knives are merely over-the-top props.
So . . . why does brother only get a stick?
“We can’t trust the boy. He has to use a stick.”
You can get some good back-to-school prices on knives right now. Mom buys the family-pack at Costco.
I love how the only one smiling is the kid on the right.
The family that filets together, stays together…
That kid in the middle with the bowstaff better not tick off any of the fiver others with their sharp pointy weapons…
“I get to carve the turkey this Thanksgiving!”
“No, I do! You did it LAST year!”
Obviously the son isn’t allowed to have sharp or pointy things.
Are those things real?!
I love how mom’s swords have bent blades.
and a stick….
looks like the boy in the middle wasn’t worthy enought to carry a knife… and what he got??? a stick!! they shou’ve gave him at least a crossbow/compound bow afterwards to make it up for the years of therapy to come…
And one stick!
With all those blades, I can’t quite figure out why they don’t look more menacing…
“Aw Mom, why can’t I have a knife like everyone else?”
“Because, Caleb, remember what happened the last time we gave you a knife? Poor fluffy.”
“But can’t my stick at least be pointed?”
The family that slays together stays together….
the girl on the far right is smiling. somehow that makes her less threatening.
Yeah, except for the kid in the middle who prefers to speak softly and carry a big stick…
They are neither teenage nor mutant nor turtles and I doubt they are ninjas!
However, it is good to know that the “Buy 5 gi get the next one free” coupon in the Anytown Examiner-Post did not go to waste…
Poor kid in front doesn’t stand a chance (with just a stick) when everyone else has multiple knives!!!
The family that slays together stays together…
Be very, very prepared. You never know when you’re gonna find yourself in the middle of a “Night of the Living Dead” kind of situation.
Except the one son they didn’t trust with a sharp object.
feel sorry for the middle kid he only has a stick.
The family that slays together, stays together! lol
so why does the little boy have only a wooden dowel?
To hold up the family knife rack!
…and a stick…
Never bring a stick to a knife fight – D’oh!
Sometimes the best defense is knives…Unless you are the boy in the centre. It’s sticks for you!
Almost better than crossbows!
Lots of knives…and a stick
What’s wrong with the kid in the middle? Can’t be trusted with a knife?
So the middle child gets a pool cue? And no one even shows him how to hold it. Sucks being the middle child.
The kid in the middle couldn’t be trusted with sharp objects so they gave him a quarter staff. Actually, it’s a buck and a quarter quarter staff … but they are telling HIM that!
Win for the Daffy Duck reference!
Dodge! Parry! Thrust! Spin!
Thith ith dithpicable!!!
I wish I was apart of this family 🙁
I feel sorry for any long-tailed pets that live in THAT house!
Two words…..Oh and Dear!
They slice, they dice, they make julienne fries in the blink of an eye! It’s the Ron Popiel family!
WTH?! And why is the Mom’s tip bent?
Those are hooks. I think any would-be home invaders oughta go somewhere else.
She had to whip the kid in front of her into place last minute? Or the dad cause this was his idea…
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