“Stuck my head in a toilet and got stuck! Had to be cut off with gardening shears.”
(submitted by Taylin)
Potty training gone so, so wrong!
why it’s saluting?
This just reinforces my belief that you’re completely great.
I was a strange child what can I say. I honestly have no memory as to why I decided to stick my head in the toilet but apparently it seemed like a good idea! And yes my head is still in tact, only the seat suffered the blow from the shears.
too much curiosity isn’t good kid !! Lol
I did this when I was 16 in my ’86 Dodge Charger’s steering wheel, which is less excusable and not so cute. Wish someone had taken a pic but I just honked and honked with my chin until I squeezed out. Amazing how hot your ears feel when they’re locked in something!
WOW !!! Did you have someone tell you when to turn or slow down.
HAHAHA*SnOrK*HAHAHA!! THAT “behind the awkward” story was so funny it didn’t even need a visual…hahahaha!! -Um, why did you stick your head through the steering wheel? (One of those “teenagers-are-just-grown-toddlers” things?)
And of course Dad had to take a picture…
Maybe he needed a hair cut…and when somebody in his family suggested a Bowl Cut…The first thing that came to his mind was…A Toilet Bowl Cut !!!
I would ask why you stuck your head in the potty, but I have a toddler, so I no longer ask such questions.
Ah, childhood, the days of “it seemed like a good idea at the time…”
what’s with kids sticking their heads in their potties?
Dont u guys call the toilet the “head” ? Well, don’t one head deserve the other????? You knew that comment was coming didn’t you
Maybe a unit of measurement.
Am I the only one creeped out by the kid’s freakishly large pupils? I can’t look at this picture for long without fearing for the safety of my soul.
Taylin is thinking, “Oh CRAP!!” :- )
The kid isn’t freaking out, and I don’t see any tears. Mom is remaining calm. Great job, Mom! I wonder if the person taking the photo is cracking up!
Clearly this mom knows how to diffuse a situation. I would think a little person would be screaming their head off, but this one’s all, “Good grief, I just wanted to see how it worked and look what happened. Momma, can get a little assitance over here?”
Diffuse = dilute. I’d guess you meant “defuse”.
It’s not a seat which actually attaches to the toilet, it just sits on top of the regular toilet seat. So the child didn’t necessarily put their face in the toilet, though most kids wouldn’t have a problem with doing that anway!
It kind of looks like a halo!
But it’s caught on his horns!
It is nice to see that someone grabbed a camera instead of helping out. Geez!
How did you end up facing the back of the toilet??! I’m imagining a back bend dip or a dive off the tank.
What were you trying to find in the toilet??!!!
Did the family in the pictures below you cut it off? If so, do you still have a head?
My son did that when he was 3! Got the “Cushy Tushie” off with a litttle help from olive oil
now I just wish I had taken a pic!
I can’t judge I stuck a green bean up my nose at 3.
Can’t judge either, I stuck a bead in my eye when I was four or five.
I did that yesterday. And I’m 47.
Jeese. My wife always tells me to get my mind out of the toilet. But I never actually saw anyone actually put their whole head in one.
Thank goodness the seat wasn’t bolted to the toilet at the time.
He should ask a member of the family below to help him out.
Is it just me, or does that seat belong to a training toilet? And if so, wouldn’t he have gotten nastiness on his head sticking it in there (since they’re so shallow)?
not if its cleaned every time it’s used….which it should be
This also happened to me when I was about five years old. However, instead of using gardening shears, my parents hired a witch doctor to have my head shrunken.
that had to hurt!
I love how he’s still thinking about what happened, and how to get out of it. That toddler delayed-reaction look.
What had to be cut off? The seat, or the head?
That was my first question!
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