August 31st, 2010

Bumper - Pregnancy

What’s pregnant about this picture?

(submitted by Natalie)

57 Responses to “Bumper”

  1. Heidi says:

    Hey, this is my belly! How funny! The photographer and I were getting bored and decided to do some funny shots. I have no idea who Natalie is or how she came across my photo, but I love AFP so it’s OK. 😀

  2. judith (Mom) says:

    Rachel, are you trying to tell me something?

  3. Steph says:

    First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes…well…this.

  4. serg says:

    I don’t think that’s a belly!!! It’s either Jennifer Lopez or Kim Kardashian getting felt up behind that tree. Stay away from the pink spandex girls.

  5. Silk! says:

    “Birds do it…bees do it…even lonely standing trees do it!”

    (here’s proof!)

  6. Jacobi says:

    “How not to be seen”

  7. Amy says:

    I thought that I would never see/ a sight as strange as a pregnant tree!

  8. Lori says:

    “Once upon a time, there was a tree who loved a…”

  9. SmartAzz says:

    Maybe it’s a picture of a Golfer standing behind a tree, with his Beer Belly hangin out…I’m just going out on a limb…pun intended 🙂

  10. Valerie Craig says:

    A pregnant pause . . . by a tree.

  11. Boppie says:

    FINALLY, a pregnancy photo that’s all about the baby!

  12. Alan says:

    Starting a family tree…… you’re doing it all wrong.

  13. DrStrangelove says:

    Some people disappear when they turn sideways. Some do not.

  14. N. says:

    Hey, I have a belly shot just like that one! lol! And to think, I could have had 15 seconds of fame here on AFP…

  15. Ergo says:

    So even dendrophiles have to worry about protection now?

  16. Tim S says:

    When I see a burl growing on the side of a tree, I think of the possibilities for woodturning. I’ve never seen a pink burl before.

  17. cranky says:

    Kevin was always haunted by the suspicion that no matter where he went and how he tried to hide, somewhere, somehow, a pregnant belly was always watching…

  18. julie whitmore says:

    I, for one, would like a moratorium on baby bump photos on this website.

  19. GoofBall says:

    Dad, how are babies made again ? ….You see Natalie, babies are made in a Cabbage Patch, but are delivered in a large field covered in trees, by a Stork…..Just go see your Mom…she will explain all this stuff to you…being a Dad sux !!!

  20. Don says:

    Mrs. B.J. Smegma of 13, The Crescent, Belmont

  21. Kazz says:

    Quite literally an AFP lurker.

  22. Rebecca says:

    Never seen a tree with a pimple before…

  23. laughinginohio says:

    It’s creative thinking gone wrong!

  24. Caivan says:

    “The Forest of Doctor Moreau”

  25. JerseyPam says:

    Please tell me she’s not going to climb that tree for a laid back pose.

  26. RICHARD says:

    can just imagine a scenario in a few years: ‘Mom, where did I come from?’. ‘Well son, there was once a mighty oak tree……..’

  27. CarrieM says:

    Please tell me someone didn’t pay money for this.

  28. Swimming against the tide says:

    The BEST pregnancy photo ever!!!

  29. anne says:

    LMAO. I thought it was a Hostess Snowball stuck to a tree.

  30. noodengr says:

    I thought oak trees grew acorns to reproduce. Guess I was wrong.

  31. Binkymae says:

    Looks like a giant pink lady bug on a tree.

  32. SmartAzz says:

    Obviously, being 8 1/2 months pregnant….Natalie wasn’t the best at playing “Hide-n-Go Seek !!!

  33. Stacey says:

    Well at least there are clothes on it

  34. Jon says:

    That’s actually a 3 foot tall pink munchkin with its arm wrapped around its head to cover its eyes.

    Really without seeing the other side of the tree we are cheated out of the effect the photographer was seeking!

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