Kevin was always haunted by the suspicion that no matter where he went and how he tried to hide, somewhere, somehow, a pregnant belly was always watching…
Dad, how are babies made again ? ….You see Natalie, babies are made in a Cabbage Patch, but are delivered in a large field covered in trees, by a Stork…..Just go see your Mom…she will explain all this stuff to you…being a Dad sux !!!
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afp
Rachel, are you trying to tell me something?
First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes…well…this.
I don’t think that’s a belly!!! It’s either Jennifer Lopez or Kim Kardashian getting felt up behind that tree. Stay away from the pink spandex girls.
“Birds do it…bees do it…even lonely standing trees do it!”
(here’s proof!)
“How not to be seen”
I thought that I would never see/ a sight as strange as a pregnant tree!
“Once upon a time, there was a tree who loved a…”
Clever! This Giving Tree gave a little extra! I miss Shel.
Maybe it’s a picture of a Golfer standing behind a tree, with his Beer Belly hangin out…I’m just going out on a limb…pun intended
A pregnant pause . . . by a tree.
FINALLY, a pregnancy photo that’s all about the baby!
Starting a family tree…… you’re doing it all wrong.
BAHAHAHAA!
Ha Ha
Good one!!
WIN!!!!
Some people disappear when they turn sideways. Some do not.
Hey, I have a belly shot just like that one! lol! And to think, I could have had 15 seconds of fame here on AFP…
There’s still time, just draw in two animals doing something romantic in the background!
So even dendrophiles have to worry about protection now?
When I see a burl growing on the side of a tree, I think of the possibilities for woodturning. I’ve never seen a pink burl before.
Kevin was always haunted by the suspicion that no matter where he went and how he tried to hide, somewhere, somehow, a pregnant belly was always watching…
I, for one, would like a moratorium on baby bump photos on this website.
not a chance
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love, afp
I knew I loved this site
heeeheee
Dad, how are babies made again ? ….You see Natalie, babies are made in a Cabbage Patch, but are delivered in a large field covered in trees, by a Stork…..Just go see your Mom…she will explain all this stuff to you…being a Dad sux !!!
Mrs. B.J. Smegma of 13, The Crescent, Belmont
HAHAHA WIN!!!
it was the middle one
Quite literally an AFP lurker.
Never seen a tree with a pimple before…
It’s creative thinking gone wrong!
“The Forest of Doctor Moreau”
Please tell me she’s not going to climb that tree for a laid back pose.
Ha I remember that one.
can just imagine a scenario in a few years: ‘Mom, where did I come from?’. ‘Well son, there was once a mighty oak tree……..’
LOL!
Please tell me someone didn’t pay money for this.
The BEST pregnancy photo ever!!!
Agree. Fully clothed and not tasteless at all – with a hint of tongue in cheek humor. I like this one.
I really like this photo. Don’t have to look at all these belly’s unclothed. Cute.
LMAO. I thought it was a Hostess Snowball stuck to a tree.
good one.
I thought oak trees grew acorns to reproduce. Guess I was wrong.
Looks like a giant pink lady bug on a tree.
Obviously, being 8 1/2 months pregnant….Natalie wasn’t the best at playing “Hide-n-Go Seek !!!
Too funny! LOL!
Win!
LMAO!!!!!!!! I was thinking the same thing
well, she could have done a little better at Hide and go Seek if she hadn’t chosen to wear hot pink!
FTW!
Well at least there are clothes on it
EXACTLY!!!
Woohoo!!
That’s actually a 3 foot tall pink munchkin with its arm wrapped around its head to cover its eyes.
Really without seeing the other side of the tree we are cheated out of the effect the photographer was seeking!
agrees.