The Klingers
August 31st, 2010
To say this family gets easily attached is an understatement.
(submitted by Lindsay)
The Klingers
AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com
Spreading the Awkwardness
This guy needs to stop cooking with cheese.
Haha.. strange thing!!
My name is Klingers as well.. and my family is just the same with three boys and one girl.. lol
(but we all wear different clothes)
Greetz from Holland Europe
haha i know this family! her hair is like that everyday!
I’m not sure i can tell which one is the mom…
OMG!!! I can´t breathe no more from laughing.
In fact mom looks like Morticia Addams. 
Love that mom’s hair!
What a surprise to see someone I know! They’re a great family. Mom’s hair is naturally very curly. As far as the pose, I’ve seen way more awkward photos on this website. Dad’s leg does look broken though. Now, do I tell Mom someone put a photo of them on here? She may be hurt by the comments…
If she’s going to be hurt by the comments then don’t do it.
I spy with my little eye … someone who’s not wearing jeans!
“Yep-per, Ah made ‘em, every single one of ‘em’s mine, that’d be me, Big Daddy, raht there in the middle, with mah lovely wife Chantelle, we do the church circuit tours in tha van, singin’ an’ praisin’ the Baby Lord Cheez—-hunny, not now darlin’, later when we git home, m-kay?”
Two words – PERSONAL SPACE!!!!
Look what “Just For Men” did for him!
…and Aquanet!
You might not have a keen eye like myself…however, if you look carefully you can see that all the kids umbilical cords are still attached to their Mom….now thats Klingy
Though it’s sad that this is a permanent fixture in this family’s photo history—at least they all like eachother enough to agree to do this with real smiles
I am so glad that Al from Tool Time finally started a family! It is a little disappointing they are not in plaid shirts.
OMG, so true, so true!
The only thing that would have made it better would have been their pet Bichon Frise hanging on to dad’s leg too.
agreed- maybe my least favorite breed! too funny!
I don’t want to go back to school. Can’t we stay home for just one more week…..please!!!
Everyone hold on to Dad and see if we can make his leg snap like a twig !!
LOL!
Why do I get the feeling these folks have velcro on their hands and feet?
The voucher for the free photo clearly stated a SMALL picture. 6 turn up so they all have to scrunch in ‘naturally’
Ya, Looks like Dad is not Klinging to anyone!!
Smart guy!!
Another portrait photographer that should be shot.
AGREED!!!
Only one mama’s boy???
The mom looks a lit like Lorrane Newman on SNL.
Anyone thinking of the SNL “Mom Jeans” commercial?
Yep. She’d look a whole lot more put together if she had a matching patchwork vest.
My Ex used to wear “mom jeans”
Why are they all hugging onto the Dad except the one child?
The boy isn’t his.
At first I only saw the top 4 people and thought: “That’s not too bad.” Then I scrolled down and saw the other two. Yep, awkward.
I’m feeling emotionally suffocated for Dad just looking at that picture!
I expected to see a shot of Maxwell and the rest of his family in Cleveland!
i miss maxwell
…
awkward
Wasn’t it Max and Laverne from Toledo?
OK, so is it just me, or does it look like the dad’s leg is broken and laying in front of him while he smiles through the pain?
OMG, it totally does!!
Great observation skills Meg…I laughed as soon as I scrolled back up to look at the picture and see what I missed. I’m still laughing….thank you
Ok, it WAS just you, now I can’t unsee that perspective!! Thanks, thanks a lot.
Yipes! You’re right! Gotta love 2D foreshortening.
It definitely looks like a phantom leg. Like they actually had another clingy kid in there but they Photoshopped him out but left his leg.
it’s the kids leg on the left sitting on the floor, dad’s leg is in the middle of his crossed legs. It does look freaky though.
Pretty sure we all know that, it’s the illusion we’re laughing about.
YEEEESH! YIKES! I didn’t even notice THAT! This is REALLY FREAKING ME OUT! I actually did that to my leg in truly horrific ski race in 2009. I should post my x-rays on this site if you REALLY want awkward. *shiver*
Hold me, hold me
And never let me go until you’ve told me, told me
What I want to know and then just hold me, hold me
Make me tell you I’m in love with you
WHOA!
YES
This song immediately came to mind!
From the looks of the hair on the girl (Mom?) on the right, I would say that Dad carries quite an electrical charge.
I can see who’s Mama’s Boy!!!
Too many Klingon jokes, cling-on jokes, and static cling jokes rushing to mind to pick just one……..
Dad: ” I know I’ve been on the road alot lately but this has got to stop. I’m grateful you all miss me when I’m gone but you have to get a grip…and I don’t me that literally. I’m just stepping outside to get the newspaper!”
Weird. Just weird.
I thought hanging onto your parent’s leg was against the Teen-Age Coolness Code of Conduct.
The dad makes me want to go out and buy some Brawny paper towels.
Ha ha ha
Ha Ha
I bet money the mom has on white Keds.
It’s the only logical footwear that would go with her hair.
Looks like dad’s the winner here….