September 8th, 2010

Maize - Photos

What happens in the cornfield stays in the cornfield.

(submitted by Amy)

72 Responses to “Maize”

  1. hoss261 says:

    Love this photo it’s A-MAIZE-ING

  2. Sophie says:


  3. Joanne says:

    They were in the corn husk tent and he just showed her his huge zucchini…nothing awkward about that. I bet they they had fun!

  4. Steve says:

    So this is what happens after a roll in the hay.

  5. cranky says:

    “Oh Don, shouldn’t you get back down to the ad agency? I mean, this torrid afternoon in the corn hut has been dreamy, but next time let’s go to the Hilton.”

  6. Kristy says:

    Looks like a possible bait and switch.

  7. Whoa says:

    Gotta say, this is one of the best group of comments for a pic on this site. Excellent!

    Except for turd-in-the-punchbowl commenter dfgsgd…

  8. SmartAzz says:

    Orville Redenbacher trying to put the moves on a young hottie !!!

  9. Maryann says:

    That is a cool pic…lots of funny comments came out of it :=)

  10. Alan says:

    Well,I’m amaized….that man is old Pop Corn. If only this corn patch could talk…. but it only has ears for you.

  11. Rose says:

    “and this my dear camerawomen can satisfy you too, just look at Jenny blushing over there, she can’t get enough, if you know what I mean…”

  12. Jefffrasher says:

    She’s got him grabbing his gourd…

  13. M. G. says:

    If a body meet a body comin’ through the corn…

  14. NR says:

    Well, she looks sated.

  15. Jeff says:

    Is he her stalker?

  16. Holly says:

    “Yes, dear, it really is this big!”

  17. mrskipm says:

    “you can’t fool me, that is not corn…”

  18. Silfax says:

    You call it corn, we call it zucchini…..??????

    (I hope I’m not the only one who is old enough to get that reference)

  19. Juju says:

    I love this photo! What is the deal with people and cucumbers back in the day though?

  20. senora_jennifer says:

    She got an A in Home-Ec for being the only one to make a skirt out of corn husks. This could be the equivalent of today’s duct tape scholarship contest.

  21. tee says:

    They are overdressed for corn shucking. But big ups for the cool hat!

  22. Heather says:

    I’ve heard of keeping crazy relatives in the attic, but maybe he just built her a corn tent to live in.

  23. JerseyPam says:

    Back when farmers could afford suits…and women.

  24. Catherine says:

    This photo’s not awkward. Just corny.

  25. Tina says:

    Is he holding a zucchini? awesomeness.

  26. Rick D says:

    Ah, yes, the days when one wore hats and neckties at all times, but especially when spooning in a cornfield.

  27. CarrieM says:

    “Oh Rupert, how you delight me with your big lovely zucchini. But now I must cover myself up with this corn husk skirt….”

  28. ErpInBurp says:

    Is that a zucchini you’re holding, or are you just glad to see me?

  29. Ginger says:

    What an awesome old photo! Thank you so much for sharing!

  30. Farmer Dan says:

    Cucumber envy.

  31. BHM_Spud says:

    My! What big ears you have…

  32. steph says:

    Why is she under the corn stalks? and is that corn he’s holding? (seriously)

  33. Legacy says:

    Is that vegetable he’s holding used to summon the Lady of the Corn?

  34. dfgsgd says:

    Not very funny, I don’t see what’s awkward either.

  35. Binkymae says:

    Stephen King’s parents?

  36. LollyBlue says:

    If they are are sitting around in what’s left of a cornfield I’m wondering why he’s holding a gynormous zucchini. Hmmm….very awkward!! lol

  37. Don says:

    And you wondered where the Children of the Corn came from…

  38. Bethyanne says:

    Was this the rural equivalent of asking someone up to see your etchings?

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