Another “Calgon Moment.”
(submitted by Casey)
What is it with kids and dogs and the toilet!?!
The marks on the toilet lid may be paint chips or dirt, because to me they look blue. However the brown smear on the outside of the bowl sure does look like poop.
I’ve heard there are millions of these things swimming around in the sewers of NYC. People just flush them when they get too big to keep as pets.
She was trying to find a new way into Narnia. . .
oh lawsy- this made me laugh!
Is this what they mean by “throwing the baby out with the bath water”?
These have GOT to be the best comments I’ve ever seen here! From the über-disgusted-repulsed-child-endangerment-screamers to the secret passage, to the serious one about immune systems.
And yeah, people, not likely mom/dad posed the kid in the toi-toi.
I’ve never seen someone refer to toilets as toi-toi before. Where I come from, toi toi is a kind of grass
What a special Christmas card! 😡
Hah! My sister used to do this when she was a toddler. She’d stand in the toilet and flush it.
The grossest thing is,she actually lives next door & has found a secret passage into the neighbor’s bathroom…..just has to hold her breath & swim quickly.
Frankly, I find this adorable.
My guess is the little girl did this without permission. After all, that is a highly mischievous grin on her face and I highly doubt a parent would willing put their little one in a toilet. Also, sometimes, toilet seats get paint chipped away in the lower portions, so perhaps those ‘beauty marks’ as someone put it are just chipped off paint?
That’s what I think. My toilet has paint chips.
I think this is adorable too. It really stinks (ha ha) that so many photos are criticized so harshly. I’m guessing that the person who submitted this one knows that sitting in a toilet is not exactly acceptable. I tell ya, after reading these comments, I am gonna ditch my toilet seat with the chipped-off paint!
Marnie would NOT approve.
And she really wouldn’t approve of me spelling her name wrong…sorry, Marney.
That’s what I thought, too- they look like spots where the paint has been chipped off, not “fecal spots”.
yep sure do get their panties in a wad around here sometimes….
“AAAHHHHH! Honey – OMG! – little Janie is sitting the toilet! AAAHHHHH! It’s so disgusting!!”
“Well, get her out, for gosh sakes!”
“Hold on – let me get my camera first….”
Did u all ever think this toliet maybe very old and stained up I know the little “turd” in the toliet and know her now and her mother and I promise you the toliet was clean this was along time ago and this is just a “TODDLER MOMENT”. Think about what u put in your mouth as children…..or have u all forgotten maybe that is why no one has an immune system
Yeah not to worry, some people are just too uptight. I figured chips on the lid, I have an old house and an old toilet seat and it has the occasional knick in the white where the brown shows through……..but thanks for pointing that out I was wondering how long it would take….
This picture is completely awkward…
Everybody knows that when washing a toddler in a toilet…you have them face forward………..Geez Parents, what were you thinking ???
I couldn’t put my finger on why this bothered me, but you’re right! 🙂
Ahhh-the comments are just hilarious!!!! Yick!
Maybe she thinks this is a bidget?? NASTY!!!
A bidget? 😉
I hope the hepatitis she came down with afterwards didn’t stunt her growth.
So… you start dating a woman, and it reaches that point where she drags out the ol’ photo album… You see this pic…. AHHHHH!!!!!! 🙂
This one turned my stomach. I could barely look at it, and had to hurry to read the comments.
I did the same thing!! How when seeing your child playing in the dirty poo-stained toilet your first instinct is to grab a camera?
OMG, I just gagged and barfed into my mouth when I saw this awful kid in a toilet with brown splatters on the underside of the toilet seat, and her mouth all nasty wet. DISGUSTING!!! This is why I never had children!!!!!!!!!!!!
And we are all grateful that you didn’t.
Example 1-The false assumption that all children end up in a toilet at some time or another has probably done more to prevent the continuation of the germaphobe gene than anything else.
Well done, Page!
They can’t have tbd old song that starts ‘your baby has gone down the plughole…..’
I’m betting this is their 3rd child… A 1st born wouldn’t be allowed to get away with this
I would like to suggest (being a first child and having 2 brothers) that first child put third child there. Unlikely she managed that one on her own! I once put the youngest in a washing machine.
Rub a dub dub,
I crapped in the tub…
This comment reminds me that many times the captions are so much funnier than the pics 🙂
Baaahahhahahaha! A feasible explanation.
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I’ve heard of babies being *born* in toilets before but never actually raised in one.
Thank you. Your comment allowed me to stop recoilling with the grossness of this picture and chuckle a bit! 🙂
No, YOU quit disturbing!
I knew there was a joke there and you found it. Love it.
Stay tuned for the conclusion of “I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant.”
Disgusting but I laughed anyway. Too funny!
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That’s just wrong. Really.
Kids…no class whatsoever.
The reason why potty chairs were invented…. LOLOL too cute!
This reminds me of a Calvin and Hobbes comic.
It must have hurt crapping that out.
I have a pic like this when I found my son in the toilet fully clothed…..it was pretty discusting, but funny. Guess he thought it was his very own peronal hot tub.
Notice the dirty diaper haphazardly laying in front of the toilet?!?! Maybe she was washing her own rear end & got busted! Either way I think there would have been a recreation of the seen in ET with all the men in Haz-Mat suits if my child had done this! Just Gross….
Was that ET or Three Men and a Baby…?
Wow that’s yucky I don’t think I would have taken the time to take a pic. I’d have took her from there straight to a hot shower with lots of soap ! But it is very funny and awkward for sure ! But still very very yucky. Lol. ;o)
This is disgusting. I have a daughter, and there is no way I even find this remotely humorous.
I,however, find your emphatic declaration of disgust quite humorous. 🙂
Hey pal ,,, it’s gross and disgusting. There’s nothing funny about this at all.
If it was sunshine and lollipops, it would not be AWKWARD.
It IS funny!! Really cute little girl, wearing a bow in her hair… giggling while sitting in the toilet. Hilarious & i’m sure she’s just fine. I highly doubt that her parents thought this was ok–but snapped a pic because it’s HILARIOUS!!! Lighten up:)
Sorry, your funnybone is broken.
Why would you find it more humorous if you didn’t have a daughter?
The detail that disturbs me most is that her face appears wet! Eeeuw!
I think? she has a runny nose?
No Kidding…..a runny nose? I wonder why!?
I know! Wet face was the very first thing I noticed!
The wet face was the most disturbing thing for me…I got the eebby-geebies
I seriously need a “where is she now” story. On another note. PLEASE tell me this is NOT a public restroom!
Gahhh! Get her out of there! It looks like even her face is wet.
That toilet looks seriously dirty. Look at the “beauty marks” on the lid. Gross.
Potty Training gone wrong!…very wrong.
“Who’s a cute widdle turd?” 😛
It’s important that kids learn good hygiene at an early age…
Why would anyone let their little daughter sit INSIDE a toilet… this is just so wrong and awkward it cannot be photoshopped…
Probably Dad was left to watch the kids and hoping to show Mom why she should never trust him to do that again.
Little girl in toilet…kinda awkward…
Little girl allowed in toilet with fecal matter on the lid….Very Awkward and unsanitary !!!
I saw that, too, and completely grossed out.
There’s a little girl in the toilet? All I saw was the shrapnel from an explosion on the lid. I’m gagging just thinking about it.
LOL!! great way to put it! eeeewwwwwwww……..
My thoughts exactly… I almost gagged….
Someone had a sprayer.
Were they hovering over the toilet when they had their “sprayer”?
I will have to blur my eyes now to go to the next pic. Thanks for the heads up, no pun intended!
On the surface – cute, but if you think about it — how gross is this!!!
It’s really gross.
It’s really really gross!!
It’s really, really, really gross!!!
Every inch of my lower half just itched when I saw this.
You’re doing it wrong.
I guess it would make for a convenient jacuzzi, assuming that you can reach the handle.
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