Splish Splash

September 20th, 2010

Splish Splash - *AFP Hall Of Fame*

Another “Calgon Moment.”

(submitted by Casey)

132 Responses to “Splish Splash”

  1. Dhend says:

    What is it with kids and dogs and the toilet!?!

  2. Ms Tenacious says:

    The marks on the toilet lid may be paint chips or dirt, because to me they look blue. However the brown smear on the outside of the bowl sure does look like poop.

  3. Page says:

    I’ve heard there are millions of these things swimming around in the sewers of NYC. People just flush them when they get too big to keep as pets.

  4. Wendy says:

    She was trying to find a new way into Narnia. . .

  5. Silfax says:

    Is this what they mean by “throwing the baby out with the bath water”?

  6. DrStrangelove says:

    These have GOT to be the best comments I’ve ever seen here! From the ΓΌber-disgusted-repulsed-child-endangerment-screamers to the secret passage, to the serious one about immune systems.

    And yeah, people, not likely mom/dad posed the kid in the toi-toi.

  7. Carolyn says:


  8. skyeleo says:

    What a special Christmas card! 😑

  9. Lucy says:

    Hah! My sister used to do this when she was a toddler. She’d stand in the toilet and flush it.

  10. Alan says:

    The grossest thing is,she actually lives next door & has found a secret passage into the neighbor’s bathroom…..just has to hold her breath & swim quickly.

  11. Georgina says:

    Frankly, I find this adorable.

    My guess is the little girl did this without permission. After all, that is a highly mischievous grin on her face and I highly doubt a parent would willing put their little one in a toilet. Also, sometimes, toilet seats get paint chipped away in the lower portions, so perhaps those ‘beauty marks’ as someone put it are just chipped off paint?

  12. June Bug says:

    “AAAHHHHH! Honey – OMG! – little Janie is sitting the toilet! AAAHHHHH! It’s so disgusting!!”
    “Well, get her out, for gosh sakes!”
    “Hold on – let me get my camera first….”

  13. Tee says:

    Did u all ever think this toliet maybe very old and stained up I know the little “turd” in the toliet and know her now and her mother and I promise you the toliet was clean this was along time ago and this is just a “TODDLER MOMENT”. Think about what u put in your mouth as children…..or have u all forgotten maybe that is why no one has an immune system

    • justme says:

      Yeah not to worry, some people are just too uptight. I figured chips on the lid, I have an old house and an old toilet seat and it has the occasional knick in the white where the brown shows through……..but thanks for pointing that out I was wondering how long it would take….

  14. SmartAzz says:

    This picture is completely awkward…
    Everybody knows that when washing a toddler in a toilet…you have them face forward………..Geez Parents, what were you thinking ???

  15. Chalupa says:

    Ahhh-the comments are just hilarious!!!! Yick!

  16. Sally says:

    Maybe she thinks this is a bidget?? NASTY!!!

  17. CarrieM says:

    I hope the hepatitis she came down with afterwards didn’t stunt her growth.

  18. Kevin says:

    So… you start dating a woman, and it reaches that point where she drags out the ol’ photo album… You see this pic…. AHHHHH!!!!!! πŸ™‚

  19. carol says:

    This one turned my stomach. I could barely look at it, and had to hurry to read the comments.

  20. Molly says:

    OMG, I just gagged and barfed into my mouth when I saw this awful kid in a toilet with brown splatters on the underside of the toilet seat, and her mouth all nasty wet. DISGUSTING!!! This is why I never had children!!!!!!!!!!!!

  21. Pete says:

    They can’t have tbd old song that starts ‘your baby has gone down the plughole…..’

  22. Angela says:

    I’m betting this is their 3rd child… A 1st born wouldn’t be allowed to get away with this

    • praetorius says:

      I would like to suggest (being a first child and having 2 brothers) that first child put third child there. Unlikely she managed that one on her own! I once put the youngest in a washing machine.

  23. nerm says:

    Rub a dub dub,
    I crapped in the tub…

  24. Lynn says:


  25. Bigbluefan says:

    The Thompson Family Community Theater presents: “The Economy”

  26. MooseNuggette says:

    I’ve heard of babies being *born* in toilets before but never actually raised in one.

  27. Rae says:

    Quit disturbing!

  28. Rick says:

    Stay tuned for the conclusion of “I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant.”

  29. Wow says:

    That’s just wrong. Really.

  30. JerseyPam says:

    Kids…no class whatsoever.

  31. Lava Girl says:

    The reason why potty chairs were invented…. LOLOL too cute!

  32. Dr. Blah says:

    This reminds me of a Calvin and Hobbes comic.

  33. Tony S. says:

    It must have hurt crapping that out.

  34. Nicole says:

    I have a pic like this when I found my son in the toilet fully clothed…..it was pretty discusting, but funny. Guess he thought it was his very own peronal hot tub.

  35. Cyndi says:

    Notice the dirty diaper haphazardly laying in front of the toilet?!?! Maybe she was washing her own rear end & got busted! Either way I think there would have been a recreation of the seen in ET with all the men in Haz-Mat suits if my child had done this! Just Gross….

  36. Katrina says:

    Wow that’s yucky I don’t think I would have taken the time to take a pic. I’d have took her from there straight to a hot shower with lots of soap ! But it is very funny and awkward for sure ! But still very very yucky. Lol. ;o)

  37. trina Cosby-Godell says:


  38. Too Busy says:

    This is disgusting. I have a daughter, and there is no way I even find this remotely humorous.

  39. Liz says:

    The detail that disturbs me most is that her face appears wet! Eeeuw!

  40. Snowrider says:

    I seriously need a “where is she now” story. On another note. PLEASE tell me this is NOT a public restroom!

  41. C'est La Vie says:

    Gahhh! Get her out of there! It looks like even her face is wet.

  42. Jon says:

    That toilet looks seriously dirty. Look at the “beauty marks” on the lid. Gross.

  43. steph says:

    Potty Training gone wrong!…very wrong.

  44. “Who’s a cute widdle turd?” πŸ˜›

  45. Baldguy says:

    It’s important that kids learn good hygiene at an early age…

  46. alesita says:

    Why would anyone let their little daughter sit INSIDE a toilet… this is just so wrong and awkward it cannot be photoshopped…

  47. SmartAzz says:

    Little girl in toilet…kinda awkward…
    Little girl allowed in toilet with fecal matter on the lid….Very Awkward and unsanitary !!!

  48. Stacey says:

    On the surface – cute, but if you think about it — how gross is this!!!

  49. Julia says:

    Every inch of my lower half just itched when I saw this.

  50. Tommy B says:

    You’re doing it wrong.

    I guess it would make for a convenient jacuzzi, assuming that you can reach the handle.

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