Condescension

September 28th, 2010

Condescension - Pets

Don’t toy with me.

(submitted by Maggie)

21 Responses to “Condescension”

  1. Krismar says:

    “For the last time human, I will NOT play with this new toy! You will take it off my belly, put it where the sun don’t shine and you will jingle while you walk away from me. BTW where’s my catnip mouse????”

  2. Racheal D says:

    baby? what baby?

  3. shootingdoc says:

    “It is my hitachi magic wand. Now leave me alone.”

  4. Tishes says:

    I’m a little embarrassed looking at this cat. I think he’s trying to have a very private moment.

  5. JerseyPam says:

    Cats must think we are the most ridiculous mammals. This cat is saying, “Get your toy off me, human. Isn’t it about time for you to change the litterbox?”

  6. what the what says:

    i wish the caption had been:

    Don’t patronize me.

    • Kayla says:

      If this is in reference to the It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia episode that aired the night before this comment was left…

      This is my favorite comment of all time :D hahaha

  7. DMF says:

    This is your cat….this is your cat on catnip…

    Any questions?

  8. Tom Flapwell says:

    Note to captioner: “Condescend” is intransitive. Add “to.”

  9. LKT says:

    But where is the family? Buried under the concrete?

  10. Jules says:

    kitty porn??

  11. Ducky says:

    “…and I want to do this why, exactly?”

  12. ScoutC says:

    That is one fat cat! What is that thing sticking out over its right shoulder?

  13. Bodine says:

    Won’t you play with my ding-a-ling?

  14. maryqos says:

    Um, shouldn’t there be a little, um, area covered by those wierd squares so you have to imagine what is under them? Oh, maybe not……

  15. zukimac says:

    I didn’t know that cats could pierce their belly buttons!

  16. CarrieM says:

    I can’t figure out this cat’s anatomy. It appears to have an extra blue paw tucked under its arm.

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