Don’t toy with me.
(submitted by Maggie)
“For the last time human, I will NOT play with this new toy! You will take it off my belly, put it where the sun don’t shine and you will jingle while you walk away from me. BTW where’s my catnip mouse????”
baby? what baby?
“It is my hitachi magic wand. Now leave me alone.”
I’m a little embarrassed looking at this cat. I think he’s trying to have a very private moment.
Cats must think we are the most ridiculous mammals. This cat is saying, “Get your toy off me, human. Isn’t it about time for you to change the litterbox?”
i wish the caption had been:
Don’t patronize me.
If this is in reference to the It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia episode that aired the night before this comment was left…
This is my favorite comment of all time hahaha
This is your cat….this is your cat on catnip…
Note to captioner: “Condescend” is intransitive. Add “to.”
But where is the family? Buried under the concrete?
Yes! Too funny!
“…and I want to do this why, exactly?”
That is one fat cat! What is that thing sticking out over its right shoulder?
Won’t you play with my ding-a-ling?
Um, shouldn’t there be a little, um, area covered by those wierd squares so you have to imagine what is under them? Oh, maybe not……
I didn’t know that cats could pierce their belly buttons!
I can’t figure out this cat’s anatomy. It appears to have an extra blue paw tucked under its arm.
I think that’s a piece of rope.
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