A Spoonful

October 21st, 2010

A Spoonful - Behind The Awkwardness

“This is me back in 93 at the Brantford Skating Carnival. The show was beauty and the beast, and i was a piece of cutlery (a spoon). I had to wear a horrible white unitard, and everyone said i looked like a toilet seat. The worst part is when we were on the ice, it glowed in the dark!”

(submitted by Connie)

96 Responses to “A Spoonful”

  1. SubRock says:

    Bless your heart! You were a cutie! But, that did look like a toilet seat! πŸ˜‰

  2. Veronica says:

    Adorable kid. But the costume – definitely awkward!

  3. JM says:

    At least you are really selling it with that cool pose. πŸ˜‰

  4. Madeleine says:

    I have worn WAY worse for ballet concerts and theatre productions. Incidentally my most horrible costumes were for B&B too (I played Chip for ballet costume was turquoise unitard with some horrible sequined embellishment on the front and the they made a cup and saucer and stuck it on my head… I still don’t get it!)
    I think I refused to have photos taken. I’ve not had the misfortune of seeing any!
    Anyways, I think you look adorable πŸ™‚

  5. Jadeybee says:

    Oh you poor thing! I hope the proceeds from that production went toward therapy to heal the trauma of the cutlery.

  6. FaithD says:

    This is hilarious! I remember working backstage for beauty and the beast the summer of 2012. My youth camp had gotten back from camp and i had a foot infection that made my foot swell twice its size. Imagine working two plays on that! luckily our cutlery wasn’t dressed like that but i felt bad for the teacups, who were five-year-old boys toting around heavy costumes xD. ahhhh… memories!

  7. Dre says:

    hahaha oh I can’t express how happy i am that u put this on. my sister and i are both in tears. thank u brave lil toilet seat

  8. 80sgirl says:

    I would rather have been one of the teacups!

  9. Nobody Important says:

    Lol, looks like a sperm from a really bad Woody Allen movie πŸ™‚

  10. pixyoupixme says:

    She’s a toilet seat, oh wait that’s a spoon.

  11. Kate says:

    Oh Man….that is awful. I can barely see the screen I am laughing so hard my eyes are tearing and everything is a blur….probably best I guess!

  12. araro says:

    The funniest story I’ve heard yet. LOL

  13. S.Reilly says:

    Man…trust Brantford to see someone dressed up as a spoon. LOL. Classic. Funny picture!

  14. If they had just put matching white make-up on you, you’d have looked like a spoon… instead of a toilet seat.

  15. Kym says:

    In an ice show I did i was an apple in the wizard of oz. I feel your pain girl

  16. Lance says:

    Yep, exactly like a toilette seat. Untill you go through anatomy.

  17. sk says:

    So adorable!

  18. Kelli says:

    Haha, Oh no! I totally thought you were dressed up as a toilet seat before reading the caption!

  19. nikki b says:

    awwwwwww. that spoon is having my baby.

  20. flinch says:

    I ALSO played a spoon in my school’s production of Beauty and the Beast, and I can tell you that there is no way to dress a child up as a white spoon and not have them look like a toilet seat.

  21. Katie says:

    LMAO I was in this number! But I was a napkin, I had a huge skirt that was attached to my fingers. I remember feeling sorry for the cutlery…. I believe the same year I also played a prostitute …or maybe that was the year before

  22. Leah says:

    Brantford Ontario?

  23. Tanyaya says:

    despite the headpiece – I think you look cute

  24. AcaciaJules says:

    toilet seat was where my mind immediately went!

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