The Spit-take
November 28th, 2010
He just couldn’t contain all of the love.
(submitted by the B’s)
The Spit-take
He just couldn’t contain all of the love.
(submitted by the B’s)
Are Mom and Dad deliberately trying to sabotage the kids career as a knitwear pattern model?
I think everyone’s got this all wrong……… looks to me like something is flying INTO his mouth…. not the other way.
haha YES!
Well this made me laugh my butt off, so it’s a winner in my book.
Mom’s idea to pose for a classy picture based on a KMart ad made Dad wanna barf…
Even though spitting is gross, the taglines to this picture are what counts! It’s a perfect opportunity for hilarity!
I never knew brunette and redhead makes blonde??
But its not what ya’ll think people. Its just either an intentional “holding up the leaning tower” set up, or just wild pure luck. If you zoom in and look real close it is just a cocoon in that tree. Right time of year based on tree colors.
I’m a brunette married to a redhead. Two of our thee kids are blond. The third is brunette, but darker than me. And we made all three. Good times.
And that ain’t no cocoon.
My Mom is a redhead, my dad is a brunette and my sister and I are both Blonde! =]
I actually took this picture and that is my brother, he is blonde, and that really is spit, not a cocoon
I hope he had a far enough trajectory on that spit. With a favorable wind direction, hopefully it all cleared the woman’s hair!
that is one magic loogie!
For the win!
“Honey, I forgot to tell you, Aunt Marnie is moving in with us…”
“PHLUUHHHHH!!!!!”
‘Hair gel…’
It does look like a catalogue photo shoot. Little girl looks cute though. I’m sure he could have done a more discreet spit. Yuk.
they told him to hold off on the snuff till after the family pics.
You should see what did in their wedding photos…
I wiped my computer down with antibacterial wipes after seeing this.
gorgeous family!
On the upside, the little girl and her dog look adorable! They could crop the parents out of the photo
lmao
I think it’s a Cat
Yeah,
Cats just LOVE going for walks on a leash.
Maybe the “wife” got bit by a rattlesnake and he had to suck the poison out. If that is not the case, then he has an overactive lougie gland and should see a doctor.
As gross as the end-result ended up being, I don’t think it’s a family portrait. The setting, model good-looks and posing makes it look a lot more like a catalog shoot.
Here in France/Belgium/Switzerland we spit sometimes when making an important promise, although that is usually only done by kids or drunk people
And we don’t usually spit such a crushed-jellyfish-like thing… Maybe that’s a worldwide habit ? I dunno…
Wow, I don’t want to go to a European wedding then!
Gross! Super cute little girl, though.
Milk….it does a body good….
Now THAT’S what I call a spitting image.
That’s disgusting, not awkward.
I think it’s bird poop he is actually about to suck in……
That’s gross.
Thankfully, his wife enjoys slobbery kisses.
Really? I mean… right over your wifes head? I would have punched my husband for doing something like that…
And yet it’s exactly the kind of thing MY husband would do…
Am I the ONLY one who thinks this is SORT OF cool?
Absolutely Cool!! I’m still laughing and gagging. The photog probably “shot around” getting as many quick pics as possible to get a good one. Of course the family got lots of great shots, but which one makes them stand out from every other non-mucus-enhanced groups? Problem is, there’s almost always a sticky drip or two, looks like mom probably caught it on the head. Niiiiice.
I think it’s a sneeze. He’s either allergic to the wheat field, or her perfume.
You sneeze looking down, not up. Then again, who looks up when they’re spitting either? This is just nasty, and it ruined a perfectly nice picture, photo shoot or not.
The Flemly Holiday Photo
Those boots were made for hawking… lougies.
Repulsive.
Ewww. I mean, ewww.
she’s covering her ears like it’s a gunshot
MEN. lol
Yeah, cuz women sure never do anything gross! Durhurrhurr!
…notice, she’s covering her ears?!
At first I was like, “Awh, cute picture that the photographer caught while the family was horsing around,” then I saw it. Explanation, please.
thats what I thought, this picture could have been so cute, if that guy wasnt being crude! Who would want a picture like this? COULD have been absolutely adorable! (hold the spit.)
A man in all his glory…guys will think it great, women will throw up a little…
Ah sorry there but I assure you that as a man, I find that unpleasant. First off after reading the above comment, I do have to wonder what, in fact, he was doing before the photo was shot. Second, I can’t get first out of my mind. Third, that ain’t normal spit. Which brings back first again. Gross dude.
Oh my God! EWWWWWWW! What the hell was he doing before the photo was taken???
His first attempt at a snowball was not a memorable one.
hahaha. Jesse, I looked at the photo and it was kinda gross. I looked at the photo after I read your comment and now it’s freaking disgusting.!! Can’t believe you made awful even better!
AND props to the photographer for submitting it to AFP!
Gross!!!!
G-R-O-S-S!!
Haha! Props to the photographer for not missing a single moment!
that is what I was thinking!!!
Not in front of tte kids!
GROSS!!!!!
This is a truly spiritual photo. Look at that ectoplasm!
This looks more like “horsing around at the J.Crew catalog shoot” than an awkward family photo…
I agree……and disgusting horsing around at that.
EXACTLY what I thought!
That’s not awkward it’s revolting
agreed!