Battering Rams

December 7th, 2010

Battering Rams - Weddings, Engagements, Couples

A union so strong it deserves a head-butt.

(submitted by Liz)


50 Responses to “Battering Rams”

  1. T-Pain says:

    The bride’s feet and shoes are black and white. Oops.

  2. sg says:

    They are planking!

  3. Annie says:

    I’ll bet this group really came in handy for the wedding night.

  4. Jimbo says:

    Bridesmaid #2 to her husband, Groomsman w/glasses: “Gotcha a handful of boob, huh? Well how do ya like this!!”

  5. rebecca says:

    How come the little kids have to be on the outside? :)

  6. hello_cleveland says:

    Photoshopped ;)

  7. Jesse says:

    I imagine some people enjoyed this moment more than others…

  8. Anonymous Person says:

    …..Not kidding I am on this site with a friend at college and….I know the groom!! The guy checking the bride out is his younger brother. Yeah…..this is hilarious. I even went on facebook to look at his wedding pictures to make sure it was him….it is….

  9. Chemgirl says:

    I find the coloring wierd…everything is black and white but for their upper bodies. It’s not awful, just strange. And strange framing. Why is it from an angle? Just a bad idea.

    • Rose says:

      It’s not just the upper bodies. I think the background and wedding party were supposed to be black and white, with the bride and groom in color. Foolish though, isn’t it, when they’re wearing black and white only?

  10. morg says:

    They look like they are being used as battering rams…

  11. JerseyPam says:

    After much trial and error, Little Billy finally discovered why it’s called Krazy Glue. Big brother Mike shook his head sadly as he grabbed a foot.

  12. robin says:

    Why do the girls have to hold up the presumably heavier groom while the boys hold up the lighter bride? I’d like to see the photos from when they were picking up the groom.

    • bananacat says:

      The groom probably weighs less than 200 pounds. Spread that over the 4 women who are actually holding him (the two on either end don’t seem to be helping much), and it’s really not a big deal. It’s less than 50 pounds each, and women often hold their children past 50 pounds. Simple math.

  13. Rob says:

    I would’ve loved seeing my wife’s 3 bridesmaids and our 3 year old flowergirl try holding me up.

  14. mary says:

    and…. HEADBUTT!

  15. astrid says:

    what a very nice idea! also to doooooooooooo…I LIKE THIS A LOT!

  16. Dysphemisms says:

    ZOMBIES! Quick stab them in the brain, with a wooden stick!

    It’s the most satisfying way. :-)

  17. LME says:

    Awkward? Yes, but still holding on to some charm. It’s because they’re being held up by the opposite sex.

  18. Matt says:

    One of the Bridesmaids has the grooms junk…

  19. Terram says:

    Notice the bridesmaid stepping on another bridesmaid’s dress, too.

  20. Suzy says:

    Oh no – all the bridesmaids and groomsmen are turning into zombies!

  21. parrothead says:

    Hand check!!!!!!!!!!!!

  22. Esther says:

    The worst thing about this one is that it’s not centered. It’s like someone happened upon the wedding party spontaneously lifting the bride and groom-sans the kid on the end-and snapped it. Then played with photoshop for a few minutes, which did nothing to make it look any better.

  23. Ida_Slaptem says:

    Nothing like having all your buddies feel-up your bride on that special day.

  24. Brit says:

    I find this pretty cute. Nothing awkward about it.

  25. Shari says:

    Bet the boy third from the end was wishing he and his cousin had switched places! Look at his face!

  26. nae says:

    weird. and awkward.

  27. Sherri says:

    Check the groomsmen checking out the brides “Back Side” hahahaha

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