He gives them six months. Tops.
(submitted by Anthony)
Perhaps the photographer is making a little ironic commentary on this slightly bovine couple. Or maybe it’s supposed to be a macho reference to flatter the groom…hung like a bull and all, though I’ve never been particularly attracted to farm animals. Either way, the intense lack of appeal and implicit smell of manure are omnipresent. Excellent way to remember that special day. And who puts red trim on a wedding dress? Is there some didn’t-wait-for-the-wedding-night symbolism, or is this a trend in rural chic that somehow escaped me?
It’s like the steakhouse scene from I’ll Be Home For Christmas
Cop: *sings* Oh Marjorie, Oh Marjorie!
Mister Longhorn is hoping the bride will throw him that tasty bouquet. He won’t eat it, he’ll just toss it around/play with it. All day long, more brides and grooms…but never a toy for Mister Longhorn.
Nah, he’s just bored. 10th wedding this week.
Little does that beast know he’s the main course at the reception.
Why were the earlier cow-ments erased?
Did they make the moderators mooooooooody?
now that’s just a lot of bull!
It’s a good thing that red trim on the bride’s dress isn’t any bigger.
He’s just standing by waiting for the honeymoooon.
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