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December 31st, 2010

The Gallery - Pets

He gives them six months. Tops.

(submitted by Anthony)

10 Responses to “The Gallery”

  1. Ice Cream You Scream says:

    Perhaps the photographer is making a little ironic commentary on this slightly bovine couple. Or maybe it’s supposed to be a macho reference to flatter the groom…hung like a bull and all, though I’ve never been particularly attracted to farm animals. Either way, the intense lack of appeal and implicit smell of manure are omnipresent. Excellent way to remember that special day. And who puts red trim on a wedding dress? Is there some didn’t-wait-for-the-wedding-night symbolism, or is this a trend in rural chic that somehow escaped me?

  2. Mrs Alda says:

    It’s like the steakhouse scene from I’ll Be Home For Christmas
    Cop: *sings* Oh Marjorie, Oh Marjorie!
    Cow: MOOOOO

  3. Noah says:

    Mister Longhorn is hoping the bride will throw him that tasty bouquet. He won’t eat it, he’ll just toss it around/play with it. All day long, more brides and grooms…but never a toy for Mister Longhorn.

  4. Lisa says:

    Nah, he’s just bored. 10th wedding this week.

  5. R. Michael Bortman says:

    Little does that beast know he’s the main course at the reception.

  6. iLOLd says:

    Why were the earlier cow-ments erased?
    Did they make the moderators mooooooooody?

  7. Sioux says:

    now that’s just a lot of bull!

  8. Kiten K. Boodle says:

    It’s a good thing that red trim on the bride’s dress isn’t any bigger.

  9. jane says:

    He’s just standing by waiting for the honeymoooon.

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