Holy crap! I know this girl, I went to high school with her! To all those wondering, yes she IS pregnant in this picture. There are more pictures in her wedding album that are just as awkward! She didn’t wear jeans for the wedding, but I’m still not sure why heck they did this?!
Wait, I think I cracked it. The bride is pregnant and it’s a shotgun wedding. The mirror is the image of what her baby might look like? Naw, I didn’t crack it.
Awkward in every possible way. What’s even more awkward you say? Your reaction as a prospective bride or groom when paging through the photographer’s sample albums and this gem comes up!
So…she was wearing a bra because I can see the edited out bra strap. But what kind of weirdi would edit out the bra? They must have REALLY wanted this photo to be as awkward as possible
I think that the very MOST awkward part is the Saturday is spelled incorrectly. Otherwise, what’s the big deal? Topless bride, headless child – so what?
I think you might have missed Debra’s rather obvious joke, Carrie. How awkward for you. Unless you were joking too, which makes me the awkward one. Hmm…
1. why would one need to be topless while looking at a mirror image of your childhood self?
2. the childhood image is a floating body-less head.
3. adorable picture of the girl, but I probably wouldn’t have chosen one with a tongue-thrust grin. Is she about to lick something?
4. why is the bride wearing jeans?
5. the photographer photo-shopped in the child’s picture, photo-shopped out the child’s body, but forgot to photo shop out the bride’s bra strap indentation on the right side of her back -
It’s completely awkward. Is that supposed to be a picture of the bride as a little girl in the mirror? And she’s staring at her grown-up, nude self in sheer glee? I’m not sure that awkward even begins to cover it.
why why why??? it has so much potential to not be awkward. But….the look on the younger girl’s face….the fact that the bride is topless and wearing jeans….
This really could have been a beautiful sentimental photo, if only done differently.
How is she going to get her shirt back on without messing up all that artfully styled hair? Or is she halfway unclothed in the process of donning her wedding dress? Will she just pull the dress on from her feet up? I’ve always worried about that..
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afp
All of you just doesn’t understand ART!…. LOL
Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary! Aaaaahhhhhhh!
Holy crap! I know this girl, I went to high school with her! To all those wondering, yes she IS pregnant in this picture. There are more pictures in her wedding album that are just as awkward! She didn’t wear jeans for the wedding, but I’m still not sure why heck they did this?!
Wait, I think I cracked it. The bride is pregnant and it’s a shotgun wedding. The mirror is the image of what her baby might look like? Naw, I didn’t crack it.
Just because the photographer suggested it, doesn’t mean you have to do it
Awkward in every possible way. What’s even more awkward you say? Your reaction as a prospective bride or groom when paging through the photographer’s sample albums and this gem comes up!
It’s “awkward” and creepy because the woman is a sociopathic little girl inside. It’s art imitating life. Duh, people.
All I have to say is “WHY?”
She sure has a lot of tattoos uder that veil…
Are they gonna have a “most awkward picture of all time award” because I think this should win.
epitome of awkward. seriously, what is up with this composition?
“I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.”
BEST COMMENT EVER – thank you!!!
I agree. Best comment.
I just don’t get the point of the jeans.
This is gloriously awkward!
My reaction:
“Oh, this isn’t that awk – AAUGH!”
I gotta get me one of them anti-aging mirrors
Oh goodness her veil IS crooked!
I’m sure the person who did the photoshop work had a big smile on his face the whole time.
So…she was wearing a bra because I can see the edited out bra strap. But what kind of weirdi would edit out the bra? They must have REALLY wanted this photo to be as awkward as possible
Are you sure? It looks to me like she just took off the bra before the photo was taken. Look at the lines across her torso.
“Mirror, mirror on the wall….
Where’s my shirt?”
Ha!
I think that the very MOST awkward part is the Saturday is spelled incorrectly. Otherwise, what’s the big deal? Topless bride, headless child – so what?
Body-less child – headless would be even more awkward
Traaamp staaaamp! Keepin’ it klassy! I think the photographer just wanted to see the twins.
which seems to be a goal of photographers that I had never pondered before seeing this site.
Ah’m gunna eat yer SOUL!
SCAREY!! Yet another AFP traumatic experience to keep me awake at night!
Im so confused.
Me too!! I just don’t get any part of it.
New Stieg Larsson novel “Back to the past Topless bride with many tattoos”
I think I need to see her facing us to REALLY judge the awkwardness of this photo!
lol
Photoshop! Clearly that is not the brides face…geez
Congratulations on winning the first annual Stating the Obvious Award.
I think you might have missed Debra’s rather obvious joke, Carrie. How awkward for you. Unless you were joking too, which makes me the awkward one. Hmm…
I was joking.
awkward…
Mirror, mirror on wall, who’s the most awkward bride of all?
1. why would one need to be topless while looking at a mirror image of your childhood self?
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2. the childhood image is a floating body-less head.
3. adorable picture of the girl, but I probably wouldn’t have chosen one with a tongue-thrust grin. Is she about to lick something?
4. why is the bride wearing jeans?
5. the photographer photo-shopped in the child’s picture, photo-shopped out the child’s body, but forgot to photo shop out the bride’s bra strap indentation on the right side of her back
clearly the most awkward thing is that her veil is crooked….
Absolutely bizzare. The child looks like the little girl in the The Exorcist………..
“turn around, bright eyes…” bonnie tyler
ROFL!
Now THAT’s a creepy Candyman
What happens on SATUDAY?
Same thing that happens on SUDAY, I guess. (You go to CHUCH.)
that’s not awkward, it’s just…wildly baffling.
Exactly. Baffling.
It’s completely awkward. Is that supposed to be a picture of the bride as a little girl in the mirror? And she’s staring at her grown-up, nude self in sheer glee? I’m not sure that awkward even begins to cover it.
Is this a movie poster for a horror flick? Scary stuff here.
why why why??? it has so much potential to not be awkward. But….the look on the younger girl’s face….the fact that the bride is topless and wearing jeans….
This really could have been a beautiful sentimental photo, if only done differently.
No, no it couldn’t.
I’m with Petal on this one.
that is the MOST AWKWARD photo – I have ever seen on this site or in my entire life. AWKWARD
I have to agree! This is beyond words.
I was going to say exactly the same thing.
so right
Ya, I’d say this is a little awkward!
How is she going to get her shirt back on without messing up all that artfully styled hair? Or is she halfway unclothed in the process of donning her wedding dress? Will she just pull the dress on from her feet up? I’ve always worried about that..
you wear a button up shirt.
Oh great, now you have me worried about it as well! I think we all need to ask outselves: WWMD? What would Marney do?
I don’t think it’s a regulation size veil
WWMD. LOLOLOL
OMG Marney would have a field day with this one.
If this had been styled differently it could have been sweet.
….now THAT, ladies and gents, is awkward. So, awkward, in fact, that’s is darn near glorious.
Really nice. You need a few more sophisticated friends.
You need to open up a Friends-R-Us and market your skills professionally.