Everything goes with jeans.
(submitted by Mary Jane)
This is the kind of thing that I have nightmares about…I’m out somewhere, when all of a sudden, I realize I’m not dressed— :O Talk about your nightmare pics!!
My aunt had similiar pictures done with her two boys; they had jeans and were topless, she had jeans AND a white button down shirt. It was simple and nice, for the ’80′s anyway. But this? c’mon! The hubby does look like Colin Firth, and the wife does look 16, tops (no pun intended! lol)
Socks? Why bother?
Wait…she doesn’t have a wedding band on…this is a dad and 3 daughters
I don’t know what’s funnier, the picture or reading the comments!
I seriously hope this pic is buried in a box, deep in the back of the closet and not framed, hanging on their wall!!!
This makes the photos with clothing that matches the upholstery look like a good idea.
All they’re missing is Santa hats for the awkward family Christmas cards.
Shirts and shoes not required…apparently.
Maybe they are nudists, and this is dressing up.
Yes, don’t forget your belts. It might be awkward if your pants fell down…
my guess, a family of nudists but the photographer drew the line at the pants.
I much prefer this picture to the one with the fat people wearing their cats.
I for one am glad they are at least wearing jeans…..
“what would you do for a klondike bar”
No! No! NO! It’s just such an insanely bad idea.
My guess is that this was a way for Mom to show off how her bod is still rockin’ even after having two kids. I can’t think of any other reason for the awkwardness of this photo.
Hey, and Dad’s also in great shape for having two kids! 8^) BTW, I SO want his hair.
Girls, I want you to remember, that, it Ok to take off your shirts if a professional photographer asks you to, ok?? Set your standards high. Topless is always tasteful.
Hahaha! and Marilee, I just gotta say that you are the only other Marilee i’ve seen who spells their name the way I do! Way to be
Eww ewww ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!! Those poor children.
What would you do with these photos? Send them to grandma & grandpa? Keep them in your wallet to show friends? Yuck
Naw, that’s got Christmas Card written all over it!
Apparently NOTHING also goes with jeans!
So far it looks like a tie in the family’s strip poker game!
hahahahaha! That’s great
Shirtless toddlers cute. Shirtless Mommy and Daddy? Not so much!
btw, I realize the juxtaposition with the wife and two children comparing it to the movie
ignore this comment, first one didn’t post
Wow. How. totally. awkward…..
Seriously, why?? Did they actually distribute this photo to friends and family, or is it just hanging over the bed in the master bedroom?
worse yet, is it hanging over the mantle in the family room?
I mean come on, what were you thinking?
Is that his fourteen year old daughter or his wife?
That’s what I thought!!!
I agree. EVERYTHING goes with jeans. Which leaves no excuse for not finding shirts for these outfits….
Wonder how the photographer sold her on this one?
Sadly, it appears a great deal of thought went onto this.
I cannot unsee this
The woman looks a little too much like an older daughter instead of the wife I hope she is.
Nice high school homecoming dance “backdrop” too, which doesn’t help with the above issue.
I know, I thought that too.
Hi, my name is Earl and this here’s my oldest daughter Earline and our kids Earlina and Earlino…..
If my Husband looked that much like Colin Firth, I’d hang around topless with him, too!
bad idea jeans
YES!! haha, nice SNL reference
Just before this photo was taken, they flipped a coin: them against the photographer for shirts or skins. An awkward loss for them.
Jeremy was a good man. He was a giving man. It was said that he was the type of man that would “…give you the shirt off his back”…and his wife’s… and his daughters’…
Why does it have to be Jeremy…??? WHY????
Don’t you just hate when family portrait day also falls on laundry day??
And wedding ring cleaning day! How often do those days happen together?
So glad they didn’t forget to accessorize.
Oh for the love of God….why??
Why all the shirtless poses? I’d like to see some families mix it up with wearing sweatshirts & no pants.
Be careful what you wish for. AFP just might come through on this request.
LOL! Now THAT’S an interesting visual …
Why, why why does everyone need to be topless? Why?
2 words for this family
What were you thinking.
I thought the dads sweater was tasteful…
HEEHEE!! Good one!!
Apparently nothing goes with jeans (except jewelry)
Apparently, not wedding rings though.
Maybe they’re European and wear their wedding rings on their right hand? The dad has a ring on his right hand…just saying…
They are Europeans with the wedding rings on their right hands. At least the husband does have one. The wife does look like a daughter, though. Weird.
Nice catch! Also, why hasn’t anybody accused this of being photoshopped!? Clearly the jeans are.
Why am I never in the photography studio at the right time?
There are dozens of us!
hahaha. it would be ten times funnier if they WERE cutoffs.
Hahahahahahaha! Oh, that Tobias!
Tobias Funke would be proud!
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