Everything goes with jeans.
(submitted by Mary Jane)
Photoshopped. So obvious. People are so gullable. Check out their necks people.
we were in triberg germany in january 2011, and this photo was in the window of a photo studio. my wife took the picture and thought it would be a good idea to post. no photoshop was involved. crazy germans
My four year old glanced at the computer while this photo was up and said, “what are they doing? There is no reason for that” and walked away. Lol
Oh very awkward! Mom forgot her necklace!
This literally made my mom wet herself!!! Those kids are gonna be so embarrassed when they grow up and find out that their friends all saw their mom topless!
this is such a train wreck-I can hardly stand it. I keep looking at it thinking it isn’t as bad as I remember, and yet…IT IS!
only awkward because nudeness is made to be. all the limitations we place on our selves makes me claustrophobic.
This was another photo where I went “Ok, lil strange, but i get it – wait – the MOM too???? Aaaaaaa!!”
Why do so many people confuse nudity with sex? This is just a couple who are comfortable3 in their own skin. Their daughters will likely grow up more mature then those kids brought up ashamed of their bodies.
I love sarcasm.
A well-placed kid would have worked a lot better than Dad’s elbow, there, lady…
I agree….having mom hold the baby would have made this a winning photo..otherwise..epic fail!
Oh dear god no!
They couldn’t find matching shirts.
They did find matching shirts.
lol : ]
i am afraid y’all got it wrong……….look slike NOTHING goes with jean……..meow
I didn’t know Colin Firth was married…
The selective color on the blue jeans and the random objecst in the upper left corner completely make the shot….wow
Wow. All I have to say is wow.
Why is the the little girl lodged in daddy’s crotch? So wrong. That child is going to grow up with so many issues.
So true! LOL
Please GOD tell me this is not on their wall at home.
Mmm Mmm Good.
This looks fake to me. Anyone else? Like their heads are photoshopped on or something.
I totally thought the same thing! Anyone else see “photoshopped!”
I Don’t think so. If someone did they’re pretty pro. The shadowing around the neck looks to natural. And trust me shadowing is not easy to get to look right. But I mean ANYTHING can be photoshopped now. Just depends on if it’s worth it to you. I’m going with a no though
For the sake of argument, let’s say their heads ARE photoshopped on . . . that means that this half-naked family portrait already existed and someone said, “I think I’m going to add different heads and make it MY family photo.”
I’m totally doing this!
We found this photo in a shop window in Germany not a fake
What’s up with the dangling silver star thingy? LOL!!
Tops off, but watches on?
Or is it that “nothing” goes with jeans….
I wonder if the picture goes over their fireplace?
Apparently nothing also goes with jeans…
I think the photographer was brilliant. “Hey mom, take your top off. No, it’s cool. We’ll have you husband and the kids do it too, make it black and white, keep the blue in there. That makes it artsy.” (inner dialogue) Holy crap, she’s really getting naked, I’m a genius!
that explains everything! dude, you’re a genius.
maybe they were acting out the nightmare that they had the night before. They were all naked! but they had on their pants and…. and…. they had to get across town but their car was broken and they could not get anyone to lend them a shirt……. They are giving us a visual of the bad dream.
This is so wrong on so many levels. She must have been pretty comfortable around the person who took the photo to pose topless.
what not to wear
Ha, ha! Too true!
I think it is more of ‘what you need to wear’.. 🙂
What not to not wear, maybe?
I love this alternate universe with topless and shoeless people, and in which everything is black and white except for the matching denim.
Mercifully, the game of strip Go Fish ended in a four way tie…
Ha, ha, ha, ha! Nice one.
I think the mom is a total hottie.
Why not wait until your laundry is done to get your photo taken?
I know right! lol!!
What is this? a nudist family that the photographer refused to photograph unless they wore pants? It’s more that awkward…it’s weird.
Kismet….having this watch that coordinates so nicely with my husband’s Z. Cavaricci belt.
Love her watch.
Sorry, she was wearing a watch?
I can’t stop looking at it, it is so mesmerizing.
are they related to the topless bride photo(you remember- the one in her jeans and veil and nothing else)?
hahahaha that was another winner ;=)
it is her family photo!
now we know what the topless brides adult face looks like
Aw, I think this is kind of cute and not awkward at all!
surely you jest! Not awkward??!!!!
Now why isn’t she helping her husband with the kids? Shouldn’t she be holding the little one? He looks so awkward & uncomfortable ……..
ack. because she kind of looks like she might be young enough to be a third daughter and not his wife?
That’s what I was wondering. She looks all of 15 and isn’t wearing a wedding ring.
If that’s the case, it’s even more creepy! And just plain wrong! But he isn’t wearing a wedding ring either, so I’m really hoping that’s his wife or girlfriend at least!
What the Hell
WHY? Just WHY are people so often nude in their family photos? Can someone please explain?
Because the mistakingly think it will be “artsy.”
Or fun. Wich it is!
It’s only artsy if it’s for your spouse and no one else has to be subjected to it! lol
Yes, yes everything goes with jeans — and SHIRTS are usually a good place to start. Creepy.
I so agree!
I think they started out with matching white t-shirts, but by the time they got to the studio…well…anyone with small children can guess what happened.
This would have been the cutest picture if they had just worn shoes.
she must reeeeaaaalllly love her husband…….
Or he REALLY loves her!!!
This isn’t the Gap commercial that they thought it would be.
So the new Ambercrombie ads are out?
How come they didn’t include the family pets in this photo? Family photos aren’t complete unless the family pets are there to strategically hide certain areas of the family members bodies.
Heck, the pets should be in blue jeans too! It would complete the ensemble!
omg.. a well placed ferret would complete the look
I agree. Itd be awesome to see a schitzu in a pair of levis
I hear Snookie has a similar family photo with her mom & dad, only it was taken last month (which would explain a lot).
“Everything goes with jeans?”
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