Super Casual

January 25th, 2011

Super Casual - Family Portrait

Everything goes with jeans.

(submitted by Mary Jane)

185 Responses to “Super Casual”

  1. callingBS says:

    Photoshopped. So obvious. People are so gullable. Check out their necks people.

    • mike henkel says:

      we were in triberg germany in january 2011, and this photo was in the window of a photo studio. my wife took the picture and thought it would be a good idea to post. no photoshop was involved. crazy germans

  2. Mike says:

    My four year old glanced at the computer while this photo was up and said, “what are they doing? There is no reason for that” and walked away. Lol

  3. Wendy says:

    Oh very awkward! Mom forgot her necklace!

  4. CTiger says:

    This literally made my mom wet herself!!! Those kids are gonna be so embarrassed when they grow up and find out that their friends all saw their mom topless!

  5. Erin says:

    this is such a train wreck-I can hardly stand it. I keep looking at it thinking it isn’t as bad as I remember, and yet…IT IS!

  6. bilbo says:

    only awkward because nudeness is made to be. all the limitations we place on our selves makes me claustrophobic.

  7. customcartoons says:

    This was another photo where I went “Ok, lil strange, but i get it – wait – the MOM too???? Aaaaaaa!!”

  8. bonerpatrol says:


  9. GM says:

    Why do so many people confuse nudity with sex? This is just a couple who are comfortable3 in their own skin. Their daughters will likely grow up more mature then those kids brought up ashamed of their bodies.

  10. JR says:

    A well-placed kid would have worked a lot better than Dad’s elbow, there, lady…

  11. Erin says:

    They couldn’t find matching shirts.

  12. MamaCat says:

    i am afraid y’all got it wrong……….look slike NOTHING goes with jean……..meow

  13. Abby says:

    I didn’t know Colin Firth was married…

  14. Amy says:

    The selective color on the blue jeans and the random objecst in the upper left corner completely make the shot….wow

  15. Hales says:

    Wow. All I have to say is wow.

  16. Dede says:

    Why is the the little girl lodged in daddy’s crotch? So wrong. That child is going to grow up with so many issues.

  17. Kelly says:

    Please GOD tell me this is not on their wall at home.

  18. Pricilla says:

    Mmm Mmm Good.

  19. cinnamomma says:

    This looks fake to me. Anyone else? Like their heads are photoshopped on or something.

    • Anny G says:

      I totally thought the same thing! Anyone else see “photoshopped!”

      • Tanner B says:

        I Don’t think so. If someone did they’re pretty pro. The shadowing around the neck looks to natural. And trust me shadowing is not easy to get to look right. But I mean ANYTHING can be photoshopped now. Just depends on if it’s worth it to you. I’m going with a no though

        • AP says:

          For the sake of argument, let’s say their heads ARE photoshopped on . . . that means that this half-naked family portrait already existed and someone said, “I think I’m going to add different heads and make it MY family photo.”

    • mary jane says:

      We found this photo in a shop window in Germany not a fake

  20. Liza says:

    What’s up with the dangling silver star thingy? LOL!!

  21. Kit says:

    Tops off, but watches on?

  22. Chewy says:

    Or is it that “nothing” goes with jeans….

  23. Michelle says:

    I wonder if the picture goes over their fireplace?

  24. Emlay says:

    Apparently nothing also goes with jeans…

  25. Kevin says:

    I think the photographer was brilliant. “Hey mom, take your top off. No, it’s cool. We’ll have you husband and the kids do it too, make it black and white, keep the blue in there. That makes it artsy.” (inner dialogue) Holy crap, she’s really getting naked, I’m a genius!

  26. Nelley says:

    maybe they were acting out the nightmare that they had the night before. They were all naked! but they had on their pants and…. and…. they had to get across town but their car was broken and they could not get anyone to lend them a shirt……. They are giving us a visual of the bad dream.

  27. Julie says:

    This is so wrong on so many levels. She must have been pretty comfortable around the person who took the photo to pose topless.

  28. Debra says:

    what not to wear

  29. JLG says:

    I love this alternate universe with topless and shoeless people, and in which everything is black and white except for the matching denim.

  30. Petros says:

    Mercifully, the game of strip Go Fish ended in a four way tie…

  31. Steve says:

    I think the mom is a total hottie.

  32. Mike says:

    Why not wait until your laundry is done to get your photo taken?

  33. mom23halls says:

    What is this? a nudist family that the photographer refused to photograph unless they wore pants? It’s more that awkward…it’s weird.

  34. agnostheunsure says:

    Kismet….having this watch that coordinates so nicely with my husband’s Z. Cavaricci belt.

  35. parrothead says:

    Love her watch.

  36. Carolyn says:

    Oh BROTHER!!!!!

  37. terri says:

    I can’t stop looking at it, it is so mesmerizing.

  38. cookie says:

    are they related to the topless bride photo(you remember- the one in her jeans and veil and nothing else)?

  39. ijest says:

    Aw, I think this is kind of cute and not awkward at all!

    • marianne says:

      surely you jest! Not awkward??!!!!

      • Kathy says:

        Now why isn’t she helping her husband with the kids? Shouldn’t she be holding the little one? He looks so awkward & uncomfortable ……..

        • Izzy says:

          ack. because she kind of looks like she might be young enough to be a third daughter and not his wife?

          • Joey says:

            That’s what I was wondering. She looks all of 15 and isn’t wearing a wedding ring.

          • Lois says:

            If that’s the case, it’s even more creepy! And just plain wrong! But he isn’t wearing a wedding ring either, so I’m really hoping that’s his wife or girlfriend at least!

  40. Louise says:

    WHY? Just WHY are people so often nude in their family photos? Can someone please explain?

  41. Mrs. Cox says:

    Yes, yes everything goes with jeans — and SHIRTS are usually a good place to start. Creepy.

  42. Emily says:

    This would have been the cutest picture if they had just worn shoes.

  43. sondra says:

    she must reeeeaaaalllly love her husband…….

  44. Mindy says:

    This isn’t the Gap commercial that they thought it would be.

  45. Dave, Cleveland says:

    So the new Ambercrombie ads are out?

  46. Jesse says:

    How come they didn’t include the family pets in this photo? Family photos aren’t complete unless the family pets are there to strategically hide certain areas of the family members bodies.

  47. Kathryn says:

    I hear Snookie has a similar family photo with her mom & dad, only it was taken last month (which would explain a lot).

  48. babytoes says:

    “Everything goes with jeans?”


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