This child shows no remorse about splitting her parents up.
(submitted by Emily)
What would happen if Dan Haggarty and Pat from SNL had a child? Hmmm
It should be “splitting up her parents.” You have split an infinitive. Awkward.
Just get a grip and stop with the grammar nazi act!
She looks like one of the creepy twins from the Shining.
She’s so cute!
I swear, Olan Mills is the Barney Fife of the photography world.
Poor child, with giant parents how will she fend off the jokes at school?
Ok Joey, you started strong and just fell flat. What happened? try again. you can do better. I believe!
I believe that is General Robert E. Lee!!!
Ok… that was scary! They all look possessed… hey @ least they went to Olan Mills!
Why was everything so BROWN in the 70s?
LOL, yep even all the leaves were brown. But the sky was gray.
It was a hazy shade of winter
Sigh, I miss rib-knit turtleneck skivvies….
The only thing that would make this perfect would be if the girl’s dress was smocked!
What is AWKWARD here is that the little girl in this picture, looks an awful lot like me as a child, and what is even AWKWARDER is that her dad kinda looks like my dad, but the AWKWARDEST part is that that lady does NOT look like my mom!
What’s really awkward is Luke Skywalker is your brother;)
She is their brainchild.
HA HA HA HA!!! The caption says it best! LOL!
That is one epic mustache!
I agree – say what you like about the strange photography and strict brown-palate colour scheme, that is some truly amazing facial hair going on!
This is just….I dunno…..a nugget of strangeness wrapped in a sepia pin striped blanket and tucked away in a big ole box-o-awkward.
Swiss Trio Robinson.
You go, mom…good way to recycle one of dad’s old suits!
Is that what that was? I was just marveling that a mother could put a child in a pin striped upholstery dress.
Coming up next, the long-awaited sequel to the Jodie Foster classic. Stay tuned for “The Little Girl Who Lives In My Brain”.
I suspect trick photography because photoshop wasn’t invented then….
your suspicions are correct, sir!
I have a strange urge to wear a cable-knit sweater and sing whaling songs after looking at this.
Aye, Calypso the places you’ve been to
The things you have shown us
The stories you tell
Aye, Calypso I sing to your spirit
The men who have served you so long and so well
Cassie, you rock!
Look, grandma and grandpa wings!
I actually wish I had a picture like this from my childhood. When my Dad had the beard like that he looked just like Meathead.
Perhaps her birth was like Minerva’s, direct from the head of Zeus.
Surely that’s Deirdre Barloew from Corrie – Does Ken know about this double life she leads?
Wasn’t this the original movie poster for Omen?
Perhaps the original poster for Village of the Damned.
The Norse God Odin is not sure whether to be proud or disappointed in his daughter.
Or is it the Norse God OLAN…..God of cheesy photography. It must be so because I see his name on a lot of schmaltzy pics!
i didn’t know they had an olan mills in amish country.
Oh, this is so awful!
I promise sweetie, nothing will EVER come between us. Except a little blond girl in a home made dress and a slightly evil smile.
The is no color in a sepia toned world where loggers fix their gazes off into remote distances, yet she is still a little ball of symmetrical sunshine.
Need to check out the photographer before you hire them…don’t people have their own common sense?
Yeah…that’s not creepy at all. Yowza!
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