Night At The Museum

March 22nd, 2011

Night At The Museum - Kids

These sisters got more culture than they bargained for.

(submitted by Neil)

203 Responses to “Night At The Museum”

  1. C.T. says:

    Hello, Child Protective Services?

  2. Brittney says:

    Wow. Some of u have WAY to much time on ur hands trying to prove everything is photo shopped.

  3. Amy says:

    Seriously, if you have time to save a photo to photoshop to inspect it just to tell everybody you think it was photoshopped, you have too much time on your hands. Find something more productive to do!!!

  4. chad says:

    why is everything photo shopped in some peoples eyes?

  5. Xolizzie says:

    Salad anyone?

  6. des says:

    honestly I don’t think this photo is real. I think its photoshop from what I can tell. if you look close at the details you can see things that don’t make sense. this person was just trying to cuz a stir and it worked.

    • Oscar says:

      The head position doesn’t seem to match the position of the body. Hard to tell sine the beard covers up any neck!

      • Toni says:

        If you save the photo and take it into Photoshop then zoom in you can see the pixelated area where the leaf was added. You can also see where someone attempted to remove something like underwear or shorts on his left hip just outside the leaf area.
        I’m also not convinced the dots on the two smaller children are real either. If you look closely when in Photoshop the pink dot on the middle child’s nose is drawn out of line and the hair of the smallest is covered by the pink on her forehead.
        I’m convinced that Des is right and it’s just a really messed up photo that someone created to cause a stir.

        • Kim says:

          That pixelation around the leaves is usually just from being compressed. This sort of thing happens most in areas of high contrast, such as where the dark (almost black) leaves meet the light (almost white) skin. As for the dot, they look like stickers to me. Couldn’t she have put one on her face with some loose hairs in the way?

          The main reason photos like this look shopped is because of the flash. Flash makes things look really unnatural.

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  8. wendy bottorff says:

    The man and the blond look exactly alike. I bet he is their dad.

  9. Steve says:

    I see he had to go with some extra foliage down the thigh. *highfive*

  10. April says:

    This needs backstory! I want to know the context in which this awesome photo can even happen!

  11. Lola says:

    Wow… I’m guessing he insisted on having his arms around them… Good to see that one girl keeping a healthy distance, lol… Creepy awkward!

  12. thePenciler says:

    Crazy hippy parents.

  13. MD says:

    Why are the girls labeled “sweet” and “bitter”?

  14. hyperpsyched says:

    “Hi girls. First off, welcome to your weekly bible study group… and do we ever have a Creation sized treat for you this week. This week we are going to be learning the story of Adam and Eve from the book of Genesis. As you may already have guessed, my crazy uncle Jimmie will be playing the part of Adam. Now who wants to be Eve… anybody?”

  15. sofia says:

    Lolol.. those poor little girls. They’re definitely giving off a “don’t-touch-me” vibe 😀

  16. Corinna says:

    OMG that photo totally creeps me out!!!! YUCKY

  17. Jeannie says:

    Since my last comment, I have read all the other comments, and I find it very scary that so many people seriousely mean that this photo is terrible and should not be allowed on this site. Come on, it’s just funny and what is wrong about nudity. All the Creationists tells us that God created Adam and Eve, so what is wrong.

  18. Jeannie says:


  19. Anthony says:

    Supersupersupersuper creeeeeeepy!!! Ugh…

  20. Melissa says:

    Something new at vacation bible school?

  21. D says:

    The little one is just “Now that’s just my luck!” or something, the middle one is all “let’s get outta here NOW!!!” and blondie is like “OMGhe’stouchingmeHEEEEEEEELP!!!!!!!!!”

    Love it!!

    P.S. Is it just me or does the guy look like Chris Elliott from “Something about Mary”?

  22. Greg says:

    Can you bleach your eyeballs?

  23. Lisa says:

    Damn Hippies!

  24. David says:

    I wonder what the criteria for the “bitter” and “sweet” tags was

  25. Snufleupagus says:

    Psst. Hey buddy. Bikini wax night at the museum is next week.

  26. jennifer says:

    seriously people,”relax & “leaf” the poor guy alone”…

  27. sando says:

    ummmm….something deff wrong with this picture… not okay

  28. abcdefg says:

    the government is looking for this man as we speak

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