Night At The Museum

March 22nd, 2011

Night At The Museum - Kids

These sisters got more culture than they bargained for.

(submitted by Neil)

201 Responses to “Night At The Museum”

  1. Rick D says:

    Somewhere on this site there’s a photo of a whole family, kids and all, dressed exactly like the male doofus here. I can’t find the link, but somebody else can, I’m sure. In that photo we at least know the relationship of the adult male to the kids, not that it eases the essential grossness of it all. And no, it’s not photoshopped. The guy is just holding his head in a weird way.

  2. Mrs Alda says:

    This is scarier than Slim Goodbody

  3. Randori says:

    This is why you should always check to make sure the museum has a ‘no shirt no shoes…’ policy.

  4. kat says:

    i’ll bet it’s a church thing,why else would he be covered like adam?

  5. Alan says:

    OK,that’s it. Fig leave,we all leave.

  6. Ugh says:

    There is so much going on in this photo i can’t even start..Ugh

  7. Deacon Blues says:

    This is way beyond awkward. More like disgusting. I can’t think of any context where this is acceptable.

  8. sweetmamabear says:

    OMG! Is he suppose to be Adam? Very creeeepppyyy!

  9. Stevie says:

    Ummm….Isn’t this illegal? No? IT SHOULD BE!!!!

  10. Dee says:

    Gag me seriously…

  11. Lori says:

    I’m convinced that he’s a relation. Look at the strong resemblance between “Adam” and the blonde girl on the right of the photo. The spacing of the eyes, the slant of the nose, even the smile is very similar. Maybe an uncle? Anyway, ya, this is crazy awkward.

  12. stef says:

    Note how much more tan his face is than the rest of him… this picture makes me feel very awkward!!!

  13. Calicodeb says:

    Boxers, briefs, or bok choy?

  14. Lynn says:

    The “sweet” girl looks like she’s already imagining how she’ll describe this to her therapist.

  15. Moonbeam says:

    My head just exploded. I wish that whoever submitted this picture would explain it.

  16. Beth says:

    Now we know what the Geico caveman does in his spare time for extra cash.

  17. For the love of... says:

    I bet these poor girls will avoid the produce department for their entire lives.

  18. ScoutC says:

    WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! ICKY! ICKY! ICKY! Run, girls, run!

  19. bowers says:

    What was photo shopped, the leaves? I don’t like this picture at all.

  20. Staci says:

    Not that they’re bitter…

  21. cindy says:

    Oh Adam- Did you not learn anything from your first screw up?-so very very wrong!!

  22. unoccupied says:

    Who took this photo instead of getting those bitter/sweet girls away from the creepy dude?

  23. Barb says:

    I pray this is a fake photo…

  24. Angela says:

    I hope he’s their dad, because I would NEVER ask my kids to stand next to a (mostly) naked stranger!!

  25. justme says:

    Now that, my friends, is awkward!!

  26. justme says:

    Awwwright now THAT’S what I’m talking about! That’s awkward! :)

  27. Shawn says:

    Moments after this picture was taken, the blonde girl joined a convent!

  28. Suki says:

    I just don’t know. I don’t want to go to that museum. Ahhh.

  29. KE says:

    There is nothing awkward about this. He is obviously their dad, they all have red eyes, can’t anyone else see the resemblence? So this is just awkward to prudish Americans who aren’t comfortable with nudity.

    • justme says:

      Oh get over your hip European self. It’s awkward because of the girls facial expressions, not because he’s naked.

      • KE says:

        I’m not European. I’m being sarcastic, or facisious or whatever the correct term is about posts criticizing Americans for their distaste for nudity. This photo proves we are RIGHT!
        ;)

  30. B says:

    His strange aura isn’t the only thing we’re seeing too much of.

  31. Joseph says:

    Get away from those children, Jesus!

  32. Teresa says:

    Perhaps the guy was in one of those live painting re-creations things. If it’s not photoshopped then why did mom and dad allow this….creepy. This one needs a background story.

  33. Autumn says:

    oh my..

  34. Carolyn says:

    eeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  35. This is indeed rather strange- what is the story behind this? Looks photoshopped to me.

  36. Janie says:

    I’ll never eat salad again.

  37. adfogg says:

    GAAAAAAH!!!!! Me thinks they took the Creation story realism a bit to far.

  38. Steve says:

    Worst photoshop editing ever.

    • Mush says:

      And what makes you say that? Besides stupidity and a desire to troll?

      No photoshop to see here… move along….

      • willdesign4u says:

        Mush, are you kidding? If you cannot see that the head is so off center, I mean… unless your left ear aligns with your navel while standing straight. You might want to reconsider your definition of stupidity. (“desire to troll”) seriously? I think I will move along.

      • Steve says:

        It’s not ‘trolling’ to simply point out the submission was likely a fake. And this one isn’t the first here. Kind of ruins the whole spirit and theme of the site if you go with photoshop’d images.

    • really?? says:

      Worst comment ever.

    • QueenBee says:

      I agree. His head is not on the body straight. Two different flesh tones. Fig leaf is suspended in mid air. This photo is not funny. Ick.

      • Ducky says:

        His head is slightly tilted and the beard makes it look off center, and he has two different flesh tones because he probably wears CLOTHES outside when he is not being Mr. Figleaf.

    • Cee says:

      Then you need to learn how to use Google as well as you apparently use Photoshop. There are pictures of this guy all over the place from the museum he was at.

  39. Sam says:

    Ewwwwwww, very creepy. Look at the tall “bitter ” trying to distance herself. Ewwwwww

  40. Blinded says:

    Why are they acting like this sort of thing happens every day?

  41. leena says:

    OOOOOO…..MY GOD!!! Are you kidding?!?

  42. MikeHunt says:

    A naked guy and Flavor markings on 3 young girls, Did anybody bother to think this idea threw?

  43. Maggie says:

    The second looks like she’s ready to bolt!

  44. Candysland56 says:

    Did he label them according to taste?

  45. Pressagrume says:

    I don’t know who writes the comments but hey they’re sometimes almost better than the picture itself. Thanks.

  46. DDD says:

    Context. CONTEXT! Please tell me this made some sense to some one, if only for that moment.

  47. Nancy says:

    ummmm that’s downright creepy, just look at how creeped out the girls look. The guy looks a little too happy.

  48. Nicola says:

    … ok, I’m incredibly disturbed.

  49. zack says:

    Hey kids how bout some kool-aid

  50. Linda says:

    OMG!!! i’m… i’m…. well, i’m just speechless! so many questions! he’s not even wearing a flesh colored body suit! my brain hurts- i think i’ll have to go lie down for awhile…

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