Jolly Green Giant

March 31st, 2011

Jolly Green Giant - Family Portrait

The giant gene is recessive.

(submitted by Karis)

20 Responses to “Jolly Green Giant”

  1. Migimoo says:

    Undeniably, (sorry), Ma and Pa are closely related. Just saying what we all thought.

  2. Jason says:

    Burleson, Texas??

  3. Chris says:

    I went to high school with this guy!

  4. PUDDIN says:

    Little do we know that the kid in white is 5 and the little girl is 2 yrs old. :D

  5. d's mom says:

    The “giant” looks like a happy accident – then mom and dad figured out where babies come from and waited for 10 years before having a couple more!

  6. AndrewT says:

    Tallguy has just goosed both kids then and managed to get his hands on their necks in time for the photo, so enjoys a smile of quiet satisfaction.

  7. Merv says:

    Dad looks like the toga guy from the previous picture.

  8. Dude says:

    The little girl looks like the robot girl from that terrible TV series “Small Wonder”. She looks terrified as well.

  9. emm says:

    their oldest son todd was one upstanding young man…

  10. Colleen says:

    Alfalfa finally got his hair under control!

  11. Moogie says:

    Is that Alfalfa on the left?

  12. George Simonson says:

    Gives new meaning to the verb “looming.”

  13. chris says:

    seriously, a guy standing behind people sitting is now making it? you need to hire some better screeners

  14. Angie says:

    The look of horror on the little kids faces is priceless!

    • Vicki says:

      The giant is their brother who was released from prison just for the family photo. The little girl’s face seems to yell, “HELP US!”

  15. Murray says:

    Does not deliver.

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