Trigger Happy

April 9th, 2011

Safety first.

(submitted by Andrew)

78 Responses to “Trigger Happy”

  1. MEK says:

    Ok, ok I get the whole pregnancy belly thing…
    My question is, why is HIS shirt undone!

  2. Sunny says:

    Hahah looks like she’s thinking see what u did to me while ur distracted imma take ur gun and kill u for this haha

  3. mercrat says:

    yikes! i think that maternity pants first would have been a better idea!

  4. Jason says:

    He must be having a girl, I need to invest in a gun too…

  5. Odysseus says:

    Engagement photo for a shotgun wedding.

  6. Skippy says:

    Safety first… and clothes second.

  7. Stephanie says:

    Makes me think of the band the Sex Pistols,I need to listen to that album.

  8. Emmee says:

    Perhaps she needed the gun to steal some maternity clothes…

  9. Rex says:

    If she had been content to just handle his gun, she wouldn’t be in that condition.

  10. Ted C says:

    I don’t understand this need pregnant woman have for showing off their stomachs. It’s something, much like child birth, that no one wishes to see.

  11. uz2bcul says:

    This is the original Dwight Schrute.

  12. Becky says:

    She looks like an old friend of mine from High School, but there is no way I’m sending her this picture and asking if it’s really her….

  13. lizzie says:

    Bonnie & Clyde?

  14. Sherri says:

    I don’t get this at all. First response was WTF? Then I had to stare for a while. Her shirt doesn’t fit, her pants are unbuttoned (not maternity pants) and she’s sneaking the gun. Black and white doesn’t help, only confuses things more!

  15. laquita says:

    hot.

  16. Petros says:

    He should have kept his pistol in his holster.

  17. Rick says:

    Blessed are the meek, for they WILL get their revenge!

  18. Annie says:

    I just keep thinking that this woman seriously needs some maternity clothes that fit! And someday that kid is going to grow up and wish dad had buttoned up his shirt.

  19. Victory says:

    Agent Black finally felt confident enough to show the world his 3rd arm. He and his wife were hoping the publicity would bring in some much needed money.

    Additionally, he was armed with a gun in case the crowd turned ugly and accused him of being an alien instead of a 3-armed, armed man and wife with an exposure issue.

  20. Alan says:

    I’ve heard of a photo shoot,but,this is ridiculous.

  21. Misty says:

    Is he wearing her shirt and she wearing his?

  22. Ginger says:

    I’m so confused.

  23. Lantz says:

    Is she pulling the gun out or jus putting it back after a couple months?

  24. MFH says:

    Black and white turns any subject into something special, don’t you think?

  25. Brooke says:

    Ok, really… who gives a pregnant woman such easy access to a gun?!

  26. Mike says:

    They kinda remind me of Dwight and Pam from “The Office”, some bizzaro world episode where they hook up.

  27. all about P says:

    That kid is gonna be a pistol.

  28. justme says:

    Well I just…..I dunno. I’m speechless.

  29. Mrs Alda says:

    This is clearly from one of those mid 90s Unsolved Mysteries re-enactments

    Narrator: …Todd and Suzy were geeks with a plan: Rob a bank and use the money to build a new life…Pregnant Suzy distracted the security guard by faking contractions. Todd then pistol whipped the guards and tied them up.

    Todd: BWA-HA-HA, SUZY! NOW WE CAN MOVE TO A DIFFERENT PART OF OHIO WITH ALL THIS MONEY! NO MORE SLEEPING IN LAUDROMATS IN OUR POORLY FITTED CLOTHES! LET’S GO!
    Suzy: Okay, Todd, be there in a minute. I have to pee *goes back and shoots guards* COMING, SNOOKUMS!

  30. jfishmag says:

    Nobody dared object to this shot-gun wedding!

  31. Melistopher says:

    Now that they’re having children it seems like a good idea to keep a gun in the house…?

  32. Ugh says:

    Maybe the gun is so the photographer does a good job

  33. John says:

    She’s smiling because she’s about to shoot it off!

  34. lynette says:

    again….i say……what are these people…or the person taking the picture thinking of??? very very strange.

  35. Jennette says:

    Noo … you use protection BEFORE, not after!

  36. Sergio says:

    Don’t get mad…you are not the father.

  37. DeeDeeDeeDee says:

    “Honey when I said have you got protection this wasn’t what I meant! Gawd dang now look what you’ve gone and done.”

  38. Elisabeth says:

    This picture sends out mixed signals

  39. Crystal says:

    I think that she’s hoping for a shot gun wedding. But since her dad isn’t there with a shotgun, she’s taking matters into her own hands.

  40. John says:

    At least we know he wasn’t shooting blanks!

  41. knucks says:

    Freud would have a field day..

  42. Jesse says:

    Obviously someone was a bit trigger happy a few months before this photo was taken.

  43. BKY says:

    This is a strange picture: why is she wearing clothes that don’t fit? Why is he trying to show off his..ahem…muscles? and the gun? The gun??? Wow…SOOO many questions!

  44. meansheep says:

    It’s a little late to be reaching for that gun.

  45. my3sons says:

    Is that a gun in your pocket or are you happy to see me!

  46. Gardenwife says:

    There is nothing concealed about their carrying.

  47. D3funct says:

    WTH? He was wearing protection!

  48. Chris says:

    Is this some kind of metaphor?

  49. MissWillow says:

    I’m … it’s just. … I … what the … confused …so very .. confused…

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