I don’t get this at all. First response was WTF? Then I had to stare for a while. Her shirt doesn’t fit, her pants are unbuttoned (not maternity pants) and she’s sneaking the gun. Black and white doesn’t help, only confuses things more!
I just keep thinking that this woman seriously needs some maternity clothes that fit! And someday that kid is going to grow up and wish dad had buttoned up his shirt.
Agent Black finally felt confident enough to show the world his 3rd arm. He and his wife were hoping the publicity would bring in some much needed money.
Additionally, he was armed with a gun in case the crowd turned ugly and accused him of being an alien instead of a 3-armed, armed man and wife with an exposure issue.
This is clearly from one of those mid 90s Unsolved Mysteries re-enactments
Narrator: …Todd and Suzy were geeks with a plan: Rob a bank and use the money to build a new life…Pregnant Suzy distracted the security guard by faking contractions. Todd then pistol whipped the guards and tied them up.
Todd: BWA-HA-HA, SUZY! NOW WE CAN MOVE TO A DIFFERENT PART OF OHIO WITH ALL THIS MONEY! NO MORE SLEEPING IN LAUDROMATS IN OUR POORLY FITTED CLOTHES! LET’S GO!
Suzy: Okay, Todd, be there in a minute. I have to pee *goes back and shoots guards* COMING, SNOOKUMS!
This is a strange picture: why is she wearing clothes that don’t fit? Why is he trying to show off his..ahem…muscles? and the gun? The gun??? Wow…SOOO many questions!
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Ok, ok I get the whole pregnancy belly thing…
My question is, why is HIS shirt undone!
Hahah looks like she’s thinking see what u did to me while ur distracted imma take ur gun and kill u for this haha
yikes! i think that maternity pants first would have been a better idea!
He must be having a girl, I need to invest in a gun too…
Engagement photo for a shotgun wedding.
Safety first… and clothes second.
Makes me think of the band the Sex Pistols,I need to listen to that album.
Perhaps she needed the gun to steal some maternity clothes…
If she had been content to just handle his gun, she wouldn’t be in that condition.
I don’t understand this need pregnant woman have for showing off their stomachs. It’s something, much like child birth, that no one wishes to see.
THANK YOU….!! EW.
Yes! Agreed!
man up. It’s life.
I concur. I had to hide post from a woman of facebook cause I got tired of her naked baby belly.
This is the original Dwight Schrute.
She looks like an old friend of mine from High School, but there is no way I’m sending her this picture and asking if it’s really her….
Bonnie & Clyde?
I don’t get this at all. First response was WTF? Then I had to stare for a while. Her shirt doesn’t fit, her pants are unbuttoned (not maternity pants) and she’s sneaking the gun. Black and white doesn’t help, only confuses things more!
hot.
He should have kept his pistol in his holster.
Blessed are the meek, for they WILL get their revenge!
I just keep thinking that this woman seriously needs some maternity clothes that fit! And someday that kid is going to grow up and wish dad had buttoned up his shirt.
Agent Black finally felt confident enough to show the world his 3rd arm. He and his wife were hoping the publicity would bring in some much needed money.
Additionally, he was armed with a gun in case the crowd turned ugly and accused him of being an alien instead of a 3-armed, armed man and wife with an exposure issue.
I’ve heard of a photo shoot,but,this is ridiculous.
Ha ha ha….good call!
Is he wearing her shirt and she wearing his?
That poor baby!
I’m so confused.
Is she pulling the gun out or jus putting it back after a couple months?
Black and white turns any subject into something special, don’t you think?
Funny!!!
Gives it that special je ne sais WHA???
Ok, really… who gives a pregnant woman such easy access to a gun?!
LOL, I was thinking the same thing, especially so close to delivery!
They kinda remind me of Dwight and Pam from “The Office”, some bizzaro world episode where they hook up.
Oops- sorry! I thought you said Jim and Pam! LOVE The Office!!!!
That kid is gonna be a pistol.
good one!
Well I just…..I dunno. I’m speechless.
This is clearly from one of those mid 90s Unsolved Mysteries re-enactments
Narrator: …Todd and Suzy were geeks with a plan: Rob a bank and use the money to build a new life…Pregnant Suzy distracted the security guard by faking contractions. Todd then pistol whipped the guards and tied them up.
Todd: BWA-HA-HA, SUZY! NOW WE CAN MOVE TO A DIFFERENT PART OF OHIO WITH ALL THIS MONEY! NO MORE SLEEPING IN LAUDROMATS IN OUR POORLY FITTED CLOTHES! LET’S GO!
Suzy: Okay, Todd, be there in a minute. I have to pee *goes back and shoots guards* COMING, SNOOKUMS!
Nobody dared object to this shot-gun wedding!
Now that they’re having children it seems like a good idea to keep a gun in the house…?
Maybe the gun is so the photographer does a good job
She’s smiling because she’s about to shoot it off!
again….i say……what are these people…or the person taking the picture thinking of??? very very strange.
That’s why she’s putting the gun back in the holster. The photographer agreed to snap the picture.
Noo … you use protection BEFORE, not after!
Don’t get mad…you are not the father.
That’s hilarious!!!!!!!!!!
“Honey when I said have you got protection this wasn’t what I meant! Gawd dang now look what you’ve gone and done.”
This picture sends out mixed signals
I think that she’s hoping for a shot gun wedding. But since her dad isn’t there with a shotgun, she’s taking matters into her own hands.
At least we know he wasn’t shooting blanks!
HAAAA! awesome.
LOL
Freud would have a field day..
So awkward. So true.
Amen!
Obviously someone was a bit trigger happy a few months before this photo was taken.
got that right.
This is a strange picture: why is she wearing clothes that don’t fit? Why is he trying to show off his..ahem…muscles? and the gun? The gun??? Wow…SOOO many questions!
It’s a little late to be reaching for that gun.
Is that a gun in your pocket or are you happy to see me!
There is nothing concealed about their carrying.
WTH? He was wearing protection!
hahahaha!!! thats a good one!!
Win!!!! LOL.
Awesome!!!
That was an Awesome reply. ROFLMAO
Is this some kind of metaphor?
I’m … it’s just. … I … what the … confused …so very .. confused…
I completely agree.