Why wait for the wedding night?
(submitted by Mary)
with that picture she probably shouldnt be wearing white………….
second picture: um, do I want to know where’s his left hand?
“……just close your eyes and think of England.”
the bride said “lay me down softly, i’m in pain.
“now is not the time to ravish me!”
just b/c u found the garter doesn’t mean we can begin the wedding night early!
What the top photo needs is a photobomber.
Hahahaha that would have pulled it all together in perfect awkward harmony!
They found a cure for vampirism, since the undead groom is in daylight and feasting on his bride in the first photo (and again feasting in the second).
But sadly, they couldn’t cure the wife’s vampism.
These are truly awkward. Bravo!!
Comments are priceless!
Love the second bride’s pained expression and sensible footwear.
HAha! Sensible footwear! She IS! lol , this was maybe unplanned!
I came on here to comment on how sexy her “slippers” are. I see we agree on that!
Sadly the lovely bride had a kinked neck and as a result positions for photos were very limited. She made the best of it though, closed her eyes and said a silent prayer, thankful it didn’t rain… the poor girl might have drowned!
I had to take a shower after looking at this picture. It made me feel so dirty………
What is that in the top left corner of the second photo? Exercise equipment? So sexy. Nice try, Guy with camera!
I’m curious as to what country this was taken in.
Why does this annoy me so much?
Sadly, when my husband and I were looking for photographers, one of them had photos like this in the portfolio that was shown to us.
We were told that those were the ones that the couple kept for themselves and did not share with the rest of the world.
Really? Because I was thinking that my husband and I in a suggestive pose would look fabulous hanging above the fireplace and, dare I say it, Facebook profile picture.
Then I’m sure the “happy couple” (pun intended) would LOVE to know that their private pics were in the photographers portfolio! EGADS!
I never even thought of that, Melissa! We were just trying to keep a straight face until we got back to the car.
OK, you win, the idea of that top one (the would be bodice ripping/ravishing/vanishing underwear) as a facebook picture had me in stitches….
So…are these 2 the same couple? They look sort of different, but it’s hard to tell. I mean with her head thrown back and his face in her flesh, but they are the same couple, right?
You know…maybe these actually ARE for a romance novel cover. Maybe these people are models. Espech with the whole blur effect.
If I ever got married and wanted to make my mom’s head explode I would have pictures like this taken to give to my mom.
LOL Jesse! I actually think the first one is hot. The second one, not so much.
Oops, wrong photo shoot! I thought this was for the cover of a romance novel about the wicked but handsome rake who ravishes another man’s bride on her wedding day.
I didn’t even need to look at the pix..these comments are priceless
and you think these are awkward you should have seen the ceremony
This was the “reception”
No, this was the “conception”.
In future years, when their child looks at the wedding album, will this answer their child’s question, “where did I come from?”
I think this is one of the Duggar girls and her new husband. They don’t even kiss until they are married and he just couldn’t wait another minute, not even until the pictures were done being taken!
By the way, no offense to anyone who waits until marriage. I know someone will boo my comment but I was just making a joke. Nice thought when both parties love each other that much to wait that long.
My sister in law and her groom waited. She was like a pirana at the wedding ceremony. Kissing him with vigor every time someone hit there glass to make a toast.
Nothing like taking a few photos the grandparents will be proud to be shown!
Great- now I have to go and disinfect my eyes.
A match made in heaven….. a man with a constant runny nose and a woman who’s neck doubles as a tissue.
laughing my butt off…
Can we discuss how uncomfortable (and therefore awkward) the bride looks in the second photo? I mean, is that an inverted arm shelf? An elbow prop? And what’s with her head being cocked back so violently? I bet she had a sore neck for a week afterwards. Inappropriateness aside, if the photographer had a vision here of intimacy, it is lost. Bride looks terribly stiff and overposed. Perhaps constipated. I feel this second picture is more lame than awkward. But that’s just my take.
(And as previously mentioned, thumbs down to the footwear.)
> Bride looks terribly stiff and overposed
Groom is probably stiff too. And definitely overexposed.
I’ve seen a few wedding pictures like this floating around the ‘net lately. Is this some new trend, and if it is, can it please just stop already? This is tackiness in the extreme. I’m not exactly a conventional person who cares what people think, but I would be embarrassed to show my parents pictures like this, never mind putting them in a wedding album or hanging them on a wall where anyone else might see them.
Hey, no dissing of Barry White aka “The Voice.” Aside from that, well, hmm. Perhaps when the flames start burning a little low, they whip out the wedding photographs and fan them a bit. If they were laughing in the first one, it would be really funny. This is “boudoir photography”–wrong place, wrong time.
Is no one going to mention the truly hideous soft focus blur effect?
Did anyone notice the truly hideous soft focus blur effect?
Not me; I was too distracted by the truly hideous soft focus blur effect.
She must like Romance novel covers lol
My first thought: Someone’s been reading waaaaay too many romance novels!
Give him a break, she is probably just wearing some ax body spray
Made me LOL!!! XD
these are really awkward.. and that’s coming from a wedding photographer..
“Why wait for the wedding night?” Heck, why even wait for the photographer to leave?
For this wedding, guests were invited to EVERYTHING !
“Hold on. honey! I think I found a vein.” “Oh, Nosferatu! I’m so glad we married!”
This made me laugh out loud like a maniac. Very well done!
funny thing!!!This isnt the FIRST time……
Oh my word… seriously? Did the couple request this? Did the photographer charge more for taking pictures the whole night? And these were the latest? So many questions.
The only thing that would make this better would be a little Barry White background music!
Yeah, specifically “I’m qualified to satisfy you” springs to mind.
Oh and you GOT to go to youtube and listen to the song, fits these pics like a glove!!
Seriously who in the hell thought these were appropriate to send out as wedding pictures?? “Look honey your issue of playboy just came in the mail…oh wait thats a wedding picture for so so” What the hell??? I guess they had to combine the cost of a honeymoon with the photographer LOL
I am always amazed at pics like this. The bride and groom were okay with the pose suggestions? Really?!
Who said they were suggestions by the photographer?
Yeah, just what I thought too. Although he/she could have just said “absolutely not!!”
This is why they had to get married in the first place.
Wow! So tasteless! I don’t want to see that, for crying out loud, get a room already. Have a little class!
What the the heck was the photographer thinking?
That father-in-law is super affectionate. “Welcome to the family, little gal!”
HAHAHAHA!! So funny!
In an effort to cut back on wedding expenses, the honeymoon suite was dropped and the new couple made do with where ever they happen to end up.
Yes, you’re already paid for the bar, you might as well flop down on the floor in front of it. The bar is open, why not the relationship?
Wonder what song they played for Bride and Groom’s First Snog?
LOL snog. For a millisecond I thought you had misspelled song. LOL!
Those white flats ruined the picture.. seriously???? barefoot or high heels, way way way sexier.
I thought the exact same thing!
I thought the same thing as well!!
Also what I thought…
I swear, they are house slippers!!
I wore slippers to my wedding…but definitely didn’t take pictures like this in which you’d see them. Yikes!
Agree! The shoes are horrible!!!
Ditto. But barefoot best. Who wears high heels in bed, or anywhere activity is desired?
Preferably red high heels, make it way more “wow, did I just walk in on something?”
Cause otherwise it would have been classy?
hmmm, could be the bride is a bit taller than the groom. Barefoot would have looked better though
That is a weird picture.
Yes, it looks like she’s his height or taller
At least it’s not flipflops…the wedding flipflop is so over.
I didn’t even notice she was wearing shoes.
Stilettos and fishnets. Might as well go all out lol
Wait, honey, you got some cake on your neck.
Could you please dress up for the pictures but don’t let my request disturb you and feel free to get on with whatever you were doing
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