What good is a white dress if your truck is dirty?
(submitted by Mckenna)
What good is a dirty dress in a clean truck?
Hummm that’s strange she is still in her wedding dress…..husbands usually try to kill the wife after 15+ years of marriage
Oh, the poor girl has gone and married . . . a TRUCK!
Well, that’s her husband, obviously. She’s always gone for the big, strong working types.
i ran into my ex- at the car wash last week… then i put it in reverse and ran into him again.
It’s her Grad/Prom dress, and she was given a Truck – I highly doubt it’s her wedding dress.
either way, why wear something that nice if you’re going to be laying around on dirty concrete?
She just washed off the shaving cream saying “Hot Springs Tonight” and “Just Hitched” and was so happy that it had not ruined the glorious paint job, she danced and jumped around. And then….she fell down.
Don’t you think they were just washing off the shaving cream etc.? I always heard that it is very bad for the paint job on the vehicle. Someone just loved her paint job and wanted to get the icky stuff off….quickly.
Then she fell down. : )
I do believe those dents indicate she had a lot of nerve wearing white at her wedding!
What is your thought process here??
It like the song says….she thinks my tractor…wait…my truck…is sexy…
Is that a Hemi or are you just happy to see me?
Hopefully her marriage isn’t making her feel like jumping in front of a truck…
There’s so many jokes about waxing, I don’t know where to begin…
Signs you asked the wrong girl to be your bridesmaid #45: she doesn’t understand what a bridal shower is.
Definitely one way to get yourself a husband
Car wash attendants obviously got sick of Casual Friday and went formal instead.
All I can think about when I see this photo is how dirty her dress is going to be when she gets back up.
SAME HERE! This pic is more disturbing than funny, just based off THAT alone!
That is literally the ONLY thought I can have while looking at it. How could she sit in the soap and dirt in that dress????
This is really…strange.
young woman + poofy dress + overadored vehicle + vanity plate = Sweet Sixteen photo to me…..
I hope she took that truck for a test drive before marrying it!
What’s with the broom? Who swept who off their feet?!
It’s the broom that makes it – otherwise, it would just be too weird.
no i think the dents in the front of the truck make it. couldn’t they have airbrushed those out? obviously we’re dealing with a professional wedding photographer.
Ironhide and his one true love.
When the groom was late for the wedding photos, she decided to pose with her other one true love.
It’s like that movie “Christine.” Jade is a very jealous truck.
One of the greatest movies of all time!
Gives new meaning to ‘bridal shower’
“(Workin’ at the) car wash.
Workin’ at the car wash yeah !
Come on and sing it with me car wash.
Get with the feelin’ y’all car wash yeah.”
Great set of fenders on that one.
nice chassis, too!!
Looks like she’s taking the truck as her date to the prom….or is this a plug for the car wash?
“Gotta get a little mud on the tires”
It looks to me like she did her groom in by running him over with the truck…hence the dents and need for the car wash. o.O
Maybe she was Jaded.
I couldn’t even get my wife to get on her knees in her wedding dress … to check my tire pressure, of course.
“Dearly Beloved, we are gathered today to join in holy matrimony this gal and this truck…”
It would be better if the front plate was airbrushed.
With a wolf howling in the background.
Brilliant!! There are just no words for all the atrocities in this photo…
With the 2 hearts with his and her name…oh young love… A girl and her truck.
Is this one of those Trash the Wedding Dress pictures? If so, kind of a weird place to do it.
That’s what I was gonna say! That’s the only thing that kind of makes sense to me……
Why doesn’t she just crawl under there and change the oil while she’s at it?
…Jade and the F150 pickup lived happily ever after…the end.
If that’s the case, then why is she giving the Dodge Ram all of the love? Seems fishy to me. Ford F-150 better hire a good lawyer….
its a Dodge 1500…
REALLY!?!? F150?!?!!? try Dodge Ram…
As a trash the dress session…kind of an interesting idea…not a great example of this fun new-ish fad for wedding photographers, though.
no no no, that’s a Dodge Ram 1500… geez.
So is this her senior picture or her wedding picture? I’m so confused right now and why is she on the ground hugging her truck?
If it is a “Trash the Dress” session, it was probably taken after her wedding. The idea behind it is that you’re never going to wear the dress again, so you might as well have some fun ruining it instead of letting it hang in a closet and get all musty.
maybe, but if I paid a couple thousand for a dress, I’d rather find another use for it, other then laying on the ground at a car wash.
I never understood that goofy Trash the Dress fad. WTH for? Sell it or give it to a charty at least. Crazy kids!
Yeah, I think I’d be more likely to give it away to a charity or something.
Still, this is better than those silly “I Can’t Wait to Marry You” sessions that are oh-so-popular right now.
She doesn’t need a husband to love…she loves her truck!
Jaded….plus I like the dents in the bumper!
Do you come with the truck?
He married her even after she dented his bumper. True love.
Really? WTF are people thinking?
It is a new fad that a lot of young girls are doing. It is called a “trash the dress” photo shoot.
The point of this being…WHAT??? Is it symbolic that she will never use the dress again and will remain married for ever and ever or that the marriage is over and she is divorced? I guess I’m too old to understand this one.
“Trash the Dress” sessions are usually chances to get interesting photos (that ultimately ruin the dress, which would otherwise just take up space in the closet). Usually girls pose in places like, oh, under a waterfall, or wading in the ocean….I guess a carwash is similar, right? And the truck is pretty majestic…
I agree. Apparently, SHE didn’t pay for it.
Are you serious?
That is just plain weird.
I’ve heard of marrying a guy for his truck, but getting married to a truck?
That’s called cutting out the middle man.
It’s pretty much the dictionary definition of “awkward”!
She wasn’t even allowed to sit on the truck. Sitting on the wet, dirty ground is good enough for you! I don’t care if you have a white dress on. That’s MY TRUCK!
Now, our brave volunteer will lie down and we’ll see if her whalebone corset can withstand the might of – now what kind of truck is this, again?
Cute couple, I’m sure they will make cute Dodge Neon babies
You may now kiss your truck.
Love makes a family; I love my truck!
What a great smile and great dimples (the bumper on the truck is what I meant). LOL
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