Saturday Night Special: Shotgun Wedding

May 14th, 2011

She always considered her dad to be one of the girls.

(submitted by Jake)

86 Responses to “Saturday Night Special: Shotgun Wedding”

  1. Annie says:

    Why is only one of the bridesmaids wearing flowers in her hair ( Third girl from the right is wearing a flower wreath)?

  2. Johanna says:

    “I’m sorry Ma’am, I seem to have misplaced my John Wayne cut-out. Have you seen it?”

  3. Blu says:

    My mom was in a wedding in the late 60′s where the bride made her bridesmaid’s dresses. They looked like this, but were orange, and made of eyelet material. Plus, they all had to wear enormous pink & floppy hats. Good time

  4. alisotom says:

    be vewy vewy quiet… im hunting WABBIT!!!

  5. PJ says:

    Don, your duck comment made me laughs hard I needed to use an inhaler.

    Has anyone noticed that the rifle is resting on the bridal bouquet?

  6. Terry says:

    Ladies in Waiting…and waiting…and waiting…

  7. katie says:

    Why is Tommy Lee JOnes photoshopped into that wedding picture?

  8. Lyn says:

    I truly hope the flower girl survived this photoshoot. [No pun intended]

  9. Robyn says:

    Third bridesmaid from the left looks like Mona Lisa!

  10. Michelle B. says:

    Dad, I said “ruffle” not “rifle”!

  11. Cindy says:

    HEY-is that first ‘maid on the left Natalie from the Facts of Life?

  12. Mrs Alda says:

    I spot a Pimp Chalice at the top left

  13. Cheryl says:

    somebodys got a bun in the oven!

  14. Rosie says:

    “I like your sleeves. They’re really big.”
    “Thanks, I made ‘em myself.”

  15. Mary says:

    Where’s the groom? Or was this after Dad took care of him?

  16. Ponyo says:

    Farther of the bride just found out how much those dresses are costing him, not to mention the rest of the wedding

  17. marilee says:

    This picture was taken in the early 80′s, as the dresses are near copies of Princess Diana’s dress. And so is the flower girl. They say her dress affected wedding dresses for 10 yrs.

    • Sioux says:

      really? that’s all you have to say about this picture? not even a mention of the guy with the gun in the plain white tee shirt that no one is even looking at to acknowledge his presence? bwa ha ha ha

    • Bookworm says:

      Good catch with the Princess Diana wedding dress. I thought those dresses looked kind of familiar but I couldn’t place it until you mentioned it.

  18. DMF says:

    There is a LOT of material in this picture. And I don’t just mean fodder for jokes…

  19. Don says:

    Actually this is genius on Hunter Hank’s part. Those flowers in the bouquets are favored by the Green -Winged Teal (a type of duck). Give him about 30 minutes and a nice wind out of the south and the meat portion of the reception dinner will be taken care of.

  20. mrs5180 says:

    Everyone needs a little Tommy Lee Jones at their wedding

  21. Poofy says:

    It is obvious this picture is fake. Funny all the same.

  22. Ro says:

    This pic has more ruffles than a bag of potato chips!

  23. James says:

    Hey Pa, shouldn’t you be in front of your daughter?

  24. Alan says:

    The 9th bridesmaid (middle at the back) appears to have lost her head. Maybe Trigger Trevor used to work as a carney at the shooting ducks stand.

  25. tomek says:

    there is a subtle message for the groom in this picture

  26. Marissa says:

    Notice that one bridesmaid in the middle has been photo shopped out.

  27. AndrewT says:

    “Now to find a groom”

    Sometimes a rifle isn’t just a rifle …

  28. Sarah says:

    Gotta know what year this was as these look exactly like MY bridesmaids’ dresses. 1988 perhaps??

  29. Gromit says:

    “No one is walking out on this here weddin!!! Y’all hear me?”

    This is so wrong in so many ways!!

  30. Tedeau says:

    That has got to be a family from Louisiana!

  31. Steve says:

    Bridesmaids are her sisters… look at their faces !!

  32. Lisa says:

    I didn’t know President Reagan made personal appearances.

  33. Allison says:

    That family has a great sense of humor. I think it’s hysterical.

  34. Chris says:

    That’s a lot of taffeta.

  35. Rachel says:

    Wow, I didn’t Tommy Lee Jones was in the NRA!

  36. Reddo10 says:

    It makes no sense.

  37. Paul says:

    That would make an awesome album cover

  38. rachie says:

    Wrong place for some camoflauge.

  39. Joyce says:

    That bride is what, twelve? And really, eight bridesmaids? Really?

  40. ggreen says:

    The Cowboy hat really is what makes this pic seem proper and official….”Naw, punkin, it aint loaded. Scouts honor!”

  41. AndreaS says:

    This is just PEACHY… Dad brought his rifle to the wedding.

  42. Sydney boi says:

    No wonder the groom is nowhere to be seen!

  43. izzie says:

    are they all his wives?? except the flower girl, of course….

  44. Bookworm says:

    Eight bridesmaids, wow.

    • DeeDeeDeeDee says:

      Yeah eight bridesmaids? Did she ask everyone she knew?

      • Melistopher says:

        Her whole graduating class!

      • Bookworm says:

        Ha ha, yeah! Kind of reminds me a little of that movie Steel Magnolias. When Shelby got married she had 9 bridesmaids, I think. And when she was asked about it she said something about her mother making her ask her cousins to be bridesmaids. The bride looks happy, she probably thought it was a cute idea for a photo. And it is. :-)

  45. Jules says:

    Two immediate thoughts……
    Shotgun Wedding? and
    That poor little flower girl doesn’t look so thrilled to have the shotgun pointing at her head!

  46. Jesse says:

    Everyone looks to be having a good time. Except, that is, the flower girl.

  47. FruitLoop says:

    Is that Tony Curtis???

  48. julieq says:

    i think i would shoot somebody too if i had that many bridesmaids.

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