Bad Santa 2

May 31st, 2011

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Sometimes, we know if he’s been naughty too.

(submitted by Rhett)

55 Responses to “Bad Santa 2”

  1. Ferdy says:

    This has to be the inspiration for the movie “Bad Santa”. Oh, how incredibly sad for the little ones who had to visit black eye Santa.

  2. Taylor says:

    I can’t believe some parents actually PAID to have a pic done with this guy. They should have at least tried to cover the black eye with make-up for photo-shoot days.

  3. DesertMike says:

    Misses Clause gave him a right hook!!

  4. Steve says:

    All I wanted for Christmas was an ass whipping…

  5. Leo_Tomas says:

    …thank god he kept his day job…

  6. Amanda says:

    This is…seriously, the BEST! 🙂

  7. Tyler says:

    “I…I ran into a chimney”

  8. Gary says:

    Rudolph has his dark side ..

  9. MaryMack says:

    Looks like Santa got a piece of that Red Ryder from Ralphie.

  10. Connie Wilder says:

    There is an entire book full of pictures like these. My favorite is the Santa who looks like he just got out of rehab.

  11. wellhellothere says:

    Someone’s getting coal in their stocking…

  12. SayWhat says:

    Aw poor guy. Yet this another reason why I never made my kids, especially when they were babies, take a picture on some random guy’s lap. Just for a silly pic 😛

  13. Knight says:

    He Ho, ho, ho’ed the wrong lady

  14. shelli says:

    Elves finally tuned Santa up, eh?

  15. Clint says:

    The kids all look really satisfied. In a “Yeah, we worked Claus over pretty good” kind of way.

    “Get up, fat man. It’s picture time. No, don’t worry about that. We WANT everybody to see it. Now look jolly.”

  16. Jesse says:

    Jailhouse Santa?

  17. Manda says:

    Looks like Santa has tattoos on the back of his hands… what a badass! I bet he left motorcycles and chainsaws as gifts.

  18. ScoutC says:

    I’m guessing Mr. C. enjoyed one too many cups of holiday nog, took a tumble down the chimney and got his shiner from a face-plant into the andirons. The boy on the right side of the pic looks like Ignatius Thistlewhite, the boy from “The Year Without a Santa Claus.”

  19. Sean says:

    That Santa looks like Mr. Edwards from Little House on the Prairie.

  20. Mary says:

    Santa soldiered on in spite of the Elf Union uprising back at the pole. Union thug elves are the worst!

  21. Plow King says:

    Mrs Claus knows the difference between ‘woman sitting on his lap’ and ‘lap dance’.

  22. JS says:

    All Santa wants for Christmas is a good right hook.

  23. Malcolm Taylor says:

    Turf wars with the Tooth Fairy, gone bad.

  24. Kootie says:

    Billy Bob- is that you?

  25. Turtlemomma says:

    You should have seen the other guy!!!

  26. whiteflour says:

    Santa gave me socks last christmas, so I made sure I won’t get those again

  27. heather says:

    Your not the real santa. You smell like beef and cheese.

  28. Joe says:

    That’s more *sad* than awkward.

  29. candice says:

    I said “Dancer” not “dancers!” Geez, woman….

  30. Dancer kicked him.

  31. Jason says:

    “You sit on a throne of lies!”

  32. John says:

    That is what happens when Mrs Claus finds out Santa has had dancers on his lap.

  33. GMan says:

    See, this is what happens when I don’t get what I want for Christmas, Santa!

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