June 20th, 2011

Cookout - Family Portrait

With a little mustard and relish, anything will taste good.

(submitted by David)

57 Responses to “Cookout”

  1. dl says:

    That’s vodka in mom’s cup.

  2. Tina says:

    OMG the comments are just as funny as the picture! This pic is hysterical and strange on many levels!

  3. Nathan R. says:

    It was time to take a photo of the dad’s beloved new grill, too bad they didn’t take into account Tommy and his obsession with store mannequin legs.

  4. Gogit says:

    After being told that it would be impossible to grill leg-of-lamb, they decided to try an alternative.

  5. Deb says:

    Served it with fava beans and a nice Chianti, ala Silence of the Limbs, I mean Lambs…???

  6. cackling diva says:

    Nothing like a good piece of bbq’d rump.

  7. Andi says:

    LOL!! This is hilariously confusing…

  8. isabelle says:

    omg i totally get it it’s a BARBIE-QUE RIGHT??? like a barbeque but barbie!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but big

  9. Caryn says:

    Will this fit in a regulation casserole?

  10. Eoin says:

    Donner party of four, your table is ready

  11. alisotom says:

    Jeffrey, the boy chef, loved grilling legs for the Dahmer family picnic…

  12. binkymae says:

    We wanted ribs, but Dad said legs would be better.

    • Abi says:

      no, i think its the smiling boy with the chef hat on….. and that lady is using that girl as a cup holder. this is one messed up family.

  13. Shan says:

    Dad was disappointed in mom’s meat selection, he’s more of a breast man.

  14. Squiggy says:

    Unfortunately, dad wasn’t wearing his glasses when he read a recipe that called for leg of LAMB.

  15. lynette says:

    WHATTTTTTTT??????????????? people r so messed up!

  16. Victoria says:

    What, you’ve never heard of a rump roast before?

  17. emcd says:

    Just another weekend BBQ with a young Lady Gaga and family…

  18. Dawne says:

    The son reminds me of Mario Lopez and Sis’s attempt to look cool and unaffected is ruined by Mom’s mug (if you look closely, you can see a handle). For some reason, the legs look like part of a lamp or something.

  19. Lance says:

    One day, while looking through some old photos she found of her husbands family Gracie felt a chill go down her spine as she looked at a photo of a barbeque.

    Were the rumors true? Did the Guilliani family actually have another daughter that mysteriously vanished during a July 4th weekend?

    She began to question her husbands statement that barbeque sauce was a good skin moisturizer…..

  20. rita says:

    I like how Mom is using the daughter’s head as a coaster. Happened to me a lot as a youngster. The plastic leg grilling, not so much in my family.

  21. Voodoo Chile says:

    Also is the fact that Dad’s pants, well, make him look like he REALLY likes those legs.

  22. PaulaNancy says:

    Ppl asking for a back story as if there were a possible logical explanation for … this. There isn’t.

  23. Ducky says:

    Tastes like chicken….

  24. Rick D says:

    Daughter looks like she’s practicing to be a mannequin. A strange career choice, given what’s happened to the one on the grill.

  25. JL says:

    That is a chef had, duh!

  26. LuLu says:

    I love this photo! This family has a sense of humor! I can imagine that I might be a bit embarrassing for the kids now though.

  27. Tim S says:

    You want a thigh or a drumstick?

  28. Angel says:

    Something very Addams Family about this.

  29. Babs says:

    David – we really need to know more about this one.

  30. Alan says:

    The Andersons already ate the wings and drumsticks. All that remained were the thighs.

  31. Lily says:

    He likes his legs extra crispy

  32. Eilsel says:

    Please, NEVER EVER give us the back story. It could never be as good as the photo.

  33. seen enuf says:

    Now, these are my kinda people!

  34. Anne says:

    … I’m a little scared right now…

  35. Ross says:

    Definitely a compound bow.

  36. Nancy says:

    ..I wonder if the rest of her is still in the freezer..

  37. Velvet Knight says:

    Whoa, hot legs.

  38. musicalfruit says:

    I’ll have a thigh, please.

  39. Kathryn says:

    The family that slays together, stays together.

  40. Bethany says:

    Wow. I have nothing beyond WTF.

  41. Erica says:

    How did this happen? Seriously, what the heck is the backstory?

  42. Kelli says:

    So they like white meat.

  43. mrs5180 says:

    so many facets of awkwardness here!!! starts with the legs, then as your eye roves…..son is a classic French artist? Daughter as a coaster? Groucho Marx still alive and well?

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