Awkward Family Story: Heaven Help Me
June 30th, 2011
This is an email sent to the parents of our church’s children’s choir:
Hi Everyone, Sorry I had to cancel choir rehearsal at the last minute last Thursday. I was having abdominal pain all day and it seemed to be getting a little worse and with all the coughing I had been doing I was wondering if it was the bottom of my lungs so I thought I better get to ER. So I went to St. Anthony’s for a 4 1/2 hour visit to find out it was just a bad case of constipation. Anyhow hope this wasn’t TMI. We will rehearse this week and sing on this Sunday, the 23rd, at the 12pm mass. Thank you for your understanding.
In Christ,
Kevin*
*the names changed to protect the awkward
(submitted by Jeanne)
You Sir/Madam are the enemy of confusion eevrhyewre!
thank god I’m an athiest. but that’s funny!
Pretty much any time you use the word “constipation” in conversation with anybody that does not share your genes, it is too much information.
LMAO!! agreed!
“And the Lord didst say unto Moses ‘Take these two tablets and go down into the desert’….’If no better,take another two tomorrow morning”
hahahahahahaha
The devil’s in the details.
Just saying “choir practiced was cancelled due to illnees, will be held on this Thursday” would have been too hard!
Name change to protect the awkward LOL!!!! hahaha
Ya, if you have to say “I hope this wasn’t TMI” it’s definately TMI.
More than I would want to know!
TMI
In Christ,
Maggie
Uh…I think that EXEMPLIFIES TMI.
those are some long lungs, Kevin
I LOL’d…I was thinking the same thing!
And the song we will be singing? Bless Be the Tie that Binds…
LOL!!!
Or ‘Go Tell It on the Mountain’
Go tell it to the church chior
Over the web and everywhere,
Go tell it via email-
Kevin’s bowels just won’t come….
Um, yes Kevin. TMI.
this, too, shall pass…
Awesome. One of my favorite things to say and how very fitting!
*groan*
hahahaha
ROFL! Great comment
for the win!
*snort* *chuckle*
Oh my.
*wipes tears from face*