July 5th, 2011

Yuletide - Christmas

So much to look forward to.

(submitted by Ange)

61 Responses to “Yuletide”

  1. Andrew says:

    conjunction what’s your dysfunction, most assuredly so… .

  2. Terry Mang says:

    Wish mom were here…

  3. PF says:

    He’s definitely playing some kind of Dog shaped guitar…

  4. tomek says:

    They just learned Santa was not real

  5. Jules says:

    It’s Jim from the Office as a kid!

  6. Adrian says:

    Brother is adorable…and he looks -almost- happy ._.

  7. Sandy says:

    Dad’s got those groovy cowboy boots and brother has a nifty cowboy shirt, all I have is this stupid weiner dog.

  8. Angela says:

    My favorite part of this picture is the dog. He has a brave and noble face, like he is thinking: “For the good of the family, I will not bite her.”

  9. lizzie says:

    I’m sooo sorry.

  10. Cindo says:

    Just another Christmas at Aunt Marney’s. It would appear that Lisa is stressing that at some point she will be expected to be adult like after her nuptuals and contribute likewise. A life as a nun is suddenly appealing. She doesn’t know what a regulation size casserole dish is and this is frightening to her. Surely she would not be expected to replicate Marney’s cabbage rolls. It would seem that Brother Davy seems to have had some drastic side effect from the cabbage rolls surprising him and leaving dad in an apparent oxygen deprived near coma. All because someone brought an extra serving spoon covered in tinfoil

  11. binkymae says:

    I recognize this form of rebellion. They fear Mom’s revenge if they outright refuse, but they will not give her the satisfaction of providing the picture memory she wants. It would just encourage more unwanted intrusion into their lives. (little Johnny got extra whip cream on his pumpkin pie as a reward for the eye contact)

  12. Bryan says:

    I would give everything I own… give up my life, my heart, my home… I would give everything I own… just to have you… back again.

  13. chiefscribe says:

    “What if?” questions plagued them all as they wondered “Did we bury Mom deep enough? What if a rainstorm washes away the cover . . .”

  14. Clint says:

    T’was the night before Christmas
    And all through the house
    Not a creature was smiling
    Not even a wienerdog…

  15. kadams says:

    Is that an oven used for cremation where they are sitting?

  16. Andy says:

    “I’d better get those cha-cha heels I asked for….”

  17. Snowrider says:

    I hope the son’s name isn’t “Norman”. Just don’t take shower at that house….*shiver*

  18. Dawne says:

    We saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus.

  19. Vicster says:

    Their stockings were hung by the chimney with care. Unfortunately, they were empty on Christmas morning. So sad.

  20. AtaboyLuther says:

    Existentialist Unite!

  21. ErpInBurp says:

    Grammaw decided that this year, no matter what, she was going to tell them that there is no Santa Claus.

  22. justme says:

    Ahhh the seventies……we were emo before there was a word for it…..

  23. philT says:

    there’s definitely some dog strangulation going on

  24. Megan says:

    Man, I am feeling a little depressed just looking at them! What a bummer of a Christmas!

  25. Uncuw Biww says:

    boy am I glad I’m jewish.

  26. Shelly says:

    I need a background story for this one!

  27. ElJefe72 says:

    Justin Bieber ain’t got nothin’ on that boy’s hair.

  28. aimes says:

    They’re at Marney’s house…

  29. Dixiechick says:

    She’s wearing the boyfriends class ring! Brings back memories……you don’t see that any more!

    • Snowrider says:

      Oh I hated that! “OOOOH, did you see? Sheri is wearing Todd’s class ring!” Que…SQUEAL….
      You knew it was really over when she gave you your ring back. Until the next day when you made up and you gave it back to her.


  30. Mike says:

    The very first Emo Christmas Party!

  31. Teresa Sadowski says:

    Looks like there might be one of those large 8mm lamps in the background to add mood lighting

  32. Kootie says:

    they’re all contemplating the true meaning of christmas…

  33. Jason says:

    Where do you think you’re going? Nobody’s leaving. Nobody’s walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We’re all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We’re gonna press on, and we’re gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f—ing Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white a– down that chimney tonight, he’s gonna find the jolliest bunch of a——s this side of the nuthouse.

  34. Plow King says:

    Did grandma just get run over by a reindeer?

  35. ScoutC says:

    Is this a promo photo for the new holiday TV special, “An Ingmar Bergman Christmas?”

  36. Kid_Curry says:

    Oh Yay!!! Christmas in July!!! What no presents? Nevvvveerrr Miiinndddd.

  37. Damawyn says:

    Even the dog looks depressed…

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