Fetal Position

October 17th, 2011

Fetal Position - *AFP Hall Of Fame*

Her husband obviously thought the baby would look like him.

(submitted by Marc)

253 Responses to “Fetal Position”

  1. Janie says:

    The birth of Groundskeeper Willy: Lunchlady Doris, Have you got any grrrease?

  2. Rachel says:

    Ummmm…. I’m pretty sure that “baby” looks like a grub that you find in your garden… let’s just hope it’s temporary!!

  3. Erin says:

    So…they did this as a joke right? Right?!?

  4. chainsawbuzzkill says:

    I don’t think this is supposed to be the husband, but instead they’re having a boy and going for that “one day he’ll be a grown man so let’s show him as one now ’cause it’d be cool” thing. Of course, it failed, but still.

  5. chris f says:

    Looks like they had to grease him up good to get him in there.

  6. YaddaYaddaYakYak says:

    An infantile husband? Nothing new about that for a lot of women. “Just GRAND! I’m HAVING a baby while trying to come to terms with the fact I MARRIED one.” This seems like a freaky photoshop trick my husband would play on me for the sake of shock and horror reaction (just to disturb me, which it very much does and would.) Sadistic humor at it’s finest? Or worst.

  7. Dude says:

    Somebody has way too much time on their hands… I’m sure the Mom has no idea what will be done with her photo…..

  8. asoanyway says:

    I thought this was awful Katherine Heigl for an awful Katherine Heigl movie in which she… whatever awful machination of awful woman with… career, dating, pregnancy, whatever, whatever… and I think I still that it is that really is. Awful!

  9. Anthony O'Neill says:

    She is getting in touch with her inner child…

  10. MFH says:

    This is a joke, right?

  11. wroena says:

    This is just so…..misbegotten

  12. Elizabeth says:

    After seeing this, I’M in the fetal position, but this time in fear.

  13. Jesse says:

    I can’t wait for the kid to discover this photo of his or her parents 15 to 20 years down the road. And the reaction of the parents when he or she confronts the parents with this photo.

  14. Madeline says:

    PLEASE tell me that’s not a tattoo…..

  15. Meredith says:

    First thing I said when I looked at this, then several times afterwards…”Ewwwwwww!”

  16. tanyaya says:

    there are no words

  17. Guessing by the baby’s development… Honey, you shoulda pushed him out about 30 years ago.

  18. Kimberly says:

    They’d make a great case study for a psychologist.

  19. lsm says:

    Why god, why? I am so haunted by this whole mess. I can’t turn away, it’s all so weird. I feel dizzy, I am going to lie down now.

  20. Christy Fundy says:

    Ok, noone has even commented that it looks as if they are LOOKING AT EACH OTHER!! This bring a whole extra layer of creepy with a side of WTF smothered with Ugh!

  21. Ann says:

    Photoshop or….is that a tattoo!?!?

  22. rzul says:

    Did anyone ever think that maybe the woman had no idea what the presumed baby daddy and photographer had planned? Perhaps daddy is a little off-center and thought this up as a surprise. Having been pregnant, I might find this situation quite disturbing. Imagine getting THIS proof back from the photographer when you were just expecting modern maternity pics of yourself. That’d be a great story!

  23. Is he actually sucking his thumb?!

  24. Pollomacho says:

    Dang, that baby is ripped!

  25. sarah says:

    why is he so shiny?!?!

  26. Not an expert says:

    I’m not a physician, but I’m pretty sure that this birth is going require a c-section if it continues to progress this way. Also, I’m not a psychiatrist, but I’m pretty sure that this family could use some psychoanalysis as well. Likewise, I’m not a professional white deodorant applicator, graphic artist, divorce attorney, or photographer, but…..

  27. McGee says:

    Early concept art for an abandoned version of “The Terminator”?

    • Lance says:

      That’s pretty funny really. The terminator materialized from the future into the wrong place sucking his thumb.

      Ah won’t be back!

  28. Lance says:

    Doctor: Mrs Button, I don’t know how quite to tell you this but we just did an ultrasound on the child you plan to name Benjamin and…well…..uh….

  29. Coach says:

    Imagine their poor son, when he is 16 bringing girls over and his mom pulls out the baby pictures. Poor kid is never going to get any play.

  30. Tim says:

    Yes, so wrong. But she’s hot.

  31. th. says:

    Ah, welcome. Please lie down on this couch and tell me about your relationship with your mother…

  32. Christine says:

    Oh my word….I can not even fathom the thought process behind this picture. Did she approach her husband like this: “Honey we have an appointment at the photo studio tomorrow. You are going to be naked, rolled in the fetal position sucking your thumb and I am going to be wearing a black tube top. Here’s the best part, they are going to superimpose your photo onto my belly. Sounds awesome, right!!”

  33. Shelly says:

    What man in his right mind would pose like that??

    • mrs5180 says:

      Exactly what I was thinking after staring incredulously at htis image for the 5th time….

      • helwraieth says:

        Any man who has experienced the, erhm, results of the, mmmmm, rather *delicate* hormonal changes that result from pregnancy will unashamedly admit to responding swiftly and positively to any request, regardless of how, uuuhhhh, *unique* they may be.

        • justme says:

          Ha! Yep….I agree. And I was the one with the, mmmm, rather *delicate* hormonal changes!

          • Kim says:

            Not sure if anyone watched The Office with Michael Scott – this is a Michael Scott picture. He just wants to be included in the photo – Hilarious!

  34. marc says:

    This picture is the exact reason why I keep coming back to this site. I could never think up stuff this hilariously appauling.

  35. Alan says:

    Awkward ?? Why ?? Just because she has white deodorant marks on her black top ??? Oh,wait…. I think I’ve just seen something really AWKWARD !!!!!!

    • Miss B says:

      Wow, that is so obvious now that you point it out. Funny how none of the rest of us could manage to divert our eyes from the primary crime scene to notice that faux pas going on just inches away.

  36. pollywolly says:

    and he’s coated in oil!!

  37. binkymae says:

    And pray tell did he get that farmer’s tan on his face, arms and legs while in the womb?

  38. TGIF says:

    Her husband is SO immature.

  39. Kelly says:

    Photo shop people! Duh!

  40. mommajay says:

    Who on EARTH would think that is a good idea? Creepy, nasty, tasteless, and disturbing, yes. Good idea? Not a chance!

    Pardon me while I go bleach my eyes.

  41. Sarah says:

    so fake….

  42. chris f says:

    OMG! This is one of the most awful pictures EVER!!!!!! You know, in that so bad it’s good way. This is beyond awkward. At least she knows who the father is…….and WHERE he is!

  43. Angela says:

    I think I just threw up in my mouth!

  44. Nicki says:

    Freud would have something to say about this image….

  45. Miss B says:

    So, she’s symbolically birthing her husband, or what? Please give some background so that this will all make sense, we can all have a good laugh about the misunderstanding, and then forget that this whole event ever happened.

  46. LV says:

    So the baby daddy is Bill Compton (from True Blood)? In that case a bad tat may be the least of her problems.

  47. Karin says:

    this is sooooooooooooo wrong!

  48. Harry says:

    What kind of normal people would ever …. oh wait. I just answered my own question.

  49. Aimee says:

    Oh my gosh, this is really weird. I think almost naked pictures of pregnant women are weird in the first place, but this just brings it to a whole new level of awkward…

  50. Laura P. says:

    And somebody actually thought this was a good idea?!

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