Fetal Position
October 17th, 2011
Her husband obviously thought the baby would look like him.
(submitted by Marc)
Fetal Position
Her husband obviously thought the baby would look like him.
(submitted by Marc)
The birth of Groundskeeper Willy: Lunchlady Doris, Have you got any grrrease?
Ummmm…. I’m pretty sure that “baby” looks like a grub that you find in your garden… let’s just hope it’s temporary!!
So…they did this as a joke right? Right?!?
I don’t think this is supposed to be the husband, but instead they’re having a boy and going for that “one day he’ll be a grown man so let’s show him as one now ’cause it’d be cool” thing. Of course, it failed, but still.
Looks like they had to grease him up good to get him in there.
GOLD. WIN.
Good one!
An infantile husband? Nothing new about that for a lot of women. “Just GRAND! I’m HAVING a baby while trying to come to terms with the fact I MARRIED one.” This seems like a freaky photoshop trick my husband would play on me for the sake of shock and horror reaction (just to disturb me, which it very much does and would.) Sadistic humor at it’s finest? Or worst.
Somebody has way too much time on their hands… I’m sure the Mom has no idea what will be done with her photo…..
I thought this was awful Katherine Heigl for an awful Katherine Heigl movie in which she… whatever awful machination of awful woman with… career, dating, pregnancy, whatever, whatever… and I think I still that it is that really is. Awful!
Huh?
She is getting in touch with her inner child…
This is a joke, right?
This is just so…..misbegotten
After seeing this, I’M in the fetal position, but this time in fear.
I can’t wait for the kid to discover this photo of his or her parents 15 to 20 years down the road. And the reaction of the parents when he or she confronts the parents with this photo.
PLEASE tell me that’s not a tattoo…..
First thing I said when I looked at this, then several times afterwards…”Ewwwwwww!”
Me too!
there are no words
Guessing by the baby’s development… Honey, you shoulda pushed him out about 30 years ago.
They’d make a great case study for a psychologist.
Why god, why? I am so haunted by this whole mess. I can’t turn away, it’s all so weird. I feel dizzy, I am going to lie down now.
Ok, noone has even commented that it looks as if they are LOOKING AT EACH OTHER!! This bring a whole extra layer of creepy with a side of WTF smothered with Ugh!
Funny, and refreshing after seeing “wrong on so many levels” for the umpteenth time.
Also more refreshing than, “Why, just…why?”, “No, just…no.” and “Wow, just…wow.”
Photoshop or….is that a tattoo!?!?
Did anyone ever think that maybe the woman had no idea what the presumed baby daddy and photographer had planned? Perhaps daddy is a little off-center and thought this up as a surprise. Having been pregnant, I might find this situation quite disturbing. Imagine getting THIS proof back from the photographer when you were just expecting modern maternity pics of yourself. That’d be a great story!
Is he actually sucking his thumb?!
Dang, that baby is ripped!
why is he so shiny?!?!
amniotic fluid
Thanks, Sidekick. I just did an actual coffee spit-take!
I’m not a physician, but I’m pretty sure that this birth is going require a c-section if it continues to progress this way. Also, I’m not a psychiatrist, but I’m pretty sure that this family could use some psychoanalysis as well. Likewise, I’m not a professional white deodorant applicator, graphic artist, divorce attorney, or photographer, but…..
I’m not a comedian, but your comment is hilarious.
ha!
Early concept art for an abandoned version of “The Terminator”?
That’s pretty funny really. The terminator materialized from the future into the wrong place sucking his thumb.
Ah won’t be back!
Doctor: Mrs Button, I don’t know how quite to tell you this but we just did an ultrasound on the child you plan to name Benjamin and…well…..uh….
FTW!!!
Imagine their poor son, when he is 16 bringing girls over and his mom pulls out the baby pictures. Poor kid is never going to get any play.
Yes, so wrong. But she’s hot.
Ah, welcome. Please lie down on this couch and tell me about your relationship with your mother…
Oh my word….I can not even fathom the thought process behind this picture. Did she approach her husband like this: “Honey we have an appointment at the photo studio tomorrow. You are going to be naked, rolled in the fetal position sucking your thumb and I am going to be wearing a black tube top. Here’s the best part, they are going to superimpose your photo onto my belly. Sounds awesome, right!!”
What man in his right mind would pose like that??
Exactly what I was thinking after staring incredulously at htis image for the 5th time….
Any man who has experienced the, erhm, results of the, mmmmm, rather *delicate* hormonal changes that result from pregnancy will unashamedly admit to responding swiftly and positively to any request, regardless of how, uuuhhhh, *unique* they may be.
Ha! Yep….I agree. And I was the one with the, mmmm, rather *delicate* hormonal changes!
Not sure if anyone watched The Office with Michael Scott – this is a Michael Scott picture. He just wants to be included in the photo – Hilarious!
This picture is the exact reason why I keep coming back to this site. I could never think up stuff this hilariously appauling.
awhat?
Awkward ?? Why ?? Just because she has white deodorant marks on her black top ??? Oh,wait…. I think I’ve just seen something really AWKWARD !!!!!!
Wow, that is so obvious now that you point it out. Funny how none of the rest of us could manage to divert our eyes from the primary crime scene to notice that faux pas going on just inches away.
Ha Ha! Primary crime scene……..you’re so funny!
and he’s coated in oil!!
And pray tell did he get that farmer’s tan on his face, arms and legs while in the womb?
Her husband is SO immature.
no, actually, i think he is quite physically mature for being a fetus
True!!!
Photo shop people! Duh!
Really?!?
Wow! Thanks Kelly! I really thought he was in there….
Kelly, I hope you understand that the software called “Photoshop” was named after photographer’s shops in which these techniques were actually achieved manually.
Wow, thanks for the history lesson…you must be really smart.
Who on EARTH would think that is a good idea? Creepy, nasty, tasteless, and disturbing, yes. Good idea? Not a chance!
Pardon me while I go bleach my eyes.
My thoughts exactly; don’t use all the bleach I need some too!
so fake….
no, I’m pretty sure that’s what the fetus really looks like
OMG! This is one of the most awful pictures EVER!!!!!! You know, in that so bad it’s good way. This is beyond awkward. At least she knows who the father is…….and WHERE he is!
I think I just threw up in my mouth!
Freud would have something to say about this image….
So, she’s symbolically birthing her husband, or what? Please give some background so that this will all make sense, we can all have a good laugh about the misunderstanding, and then forget that this whole event ever happened.
Miss b…hilarious!!! Let’s hope the ultrasound was read correctly and it’s not a girl!!
It’s not supposed to make sense. It’s Photoshopped…and poorly, I might add.
So the baby daddy is Bill Compton (from True Blood)? In that case a bad tat may be the least of her problems.
Nice
That is EXACTLY what I was thinking!!!! Fetal Vampire Bill!
this is sooooooooooooo wrong!
What kind of normal people would ever …. oh wait. I just answered my own question.
Oh my gosh, this is really weird. I think almost naked pictures of pregnant women are weird in the first place, but this just brings it to a whole new level of awkward…
TOTALLY agree!
And somebody actually thought this was a good idea?!
Actually, I think TWO people thought this was a good idea…
At least three did…the woman the man and the photographer. the photographer!!! What were they thinking?!?!?
Actually, three. The two people in the photo and the Photographer!
sadly, THREE people
I’m pretty sure three people agreed to it