October 27th, 2011

Shoeless - Family Portrait

No shoes. Service.

(submitted by Morgan)

43 Responses to “Shoeless”

  1. tmacca says:

    The girl at the back is clearly some kind of shoe God, the girls at the front are her high-priestesses who worship at her feet with shoe offerings.

  2. sign4deaf says:

    So if we put our shoes in front of our feet then no one will notice that we’re wearing pantyhose. Yeah, that’s perfect! Not awkward at all!

    And since little sister didn’t bother to wear the right dress, it’s a good thing we brought a Laura Ashley poster she can stand behind.

  3. Anne says:

    Looking like an 80’s pic, most photogs used the roll-down backdrops (they were like cardboard that rolled down and covered the floor) and if you stepped too heavily your heel could easily put a hole right through the paper. Maybe the photog was worried about that? :;shrugs:: definitely an odd photo.

  4. Jaylowlita says:

    Shoeless in Seattle, oops or was that Sleepless in Seattle

  5. 80sgirl says:

    The concept must have been “Shoeless Janes”…I was a little too floral-happy as a kid myself 😉

  6. ali says:

    im curious to know where this photo was taken. When I was in junior high, I had a Valentine’s Day dance photo taken where I wasn’t allowed to wear dress shoes b/c the school was afraid they’ll scuff up the gym.

    my shoes weren’t in the pic 🙂

  7. laura says:

    The poor little girl in the back looks like her mother had her slipcovered…

  8. MidwesternMom says:

    I love the little girl in the back!

  9. It's me!! Dee!! says:

    Tsk, tsk, tsk. Someone didn’t get the memo – smart, black and white attire and we must pose WITH our shoes… (as opposed to with our shoes on). Dear me, Marnie would have a fit. That is NOT a regulation size floral dress.

  10. Alan says:

    Sole Sisters.

  11. Jan says:

    I had that same exact flowered dress. I has a whole closet full of victorian-floral dress with wonderful puff sleeves. Thanks mom!

  12. Miss B says:

    This is a modern day Cinderalla story if I’ve ever seen one. Its obvious that there are two handsome shoe store heirs looking for brides, and they’ll marry whomever can slip into those lovely velveteen shoes. These young lassies have all shown up to take a crack at it.

  13. JT says:

    Ummm, what? Can’t get past hotness.

  14. Amelia says:

    Yesss, of course this is awkward. I also pick my nose at every opportunity but I certainly wouldn’t do so for a formal photo. Haha – service. Good one -!

  15. April says:

    That’s fine to take the shoes off, but having them in the picture just makes it THAT much more obvious that you took them off…

  16. Douglas says:

    Check out the shoulder pads! This could be the front four for the Steeler’s defensive line.

  17. It's me!! Dee!! says:

    The little girls dress is bigger than she is. It’s rather distracting, you kind of overlook hot sister at the front.

  18. js says:

    Some people take casual just a tad bit too far. Tsk Tsk Tsk!
    PS – the young girl in the back has some seriously puffy sleeves!!!

  19. Gaby says:

    80’s hair !!!
    Have photo of me looking exactly like the two in black 🙂

  20. frank says:

    Two outta four aont bad

  21. meri says:

    80’s hair! It never goes out of style!

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  23. MrsCuoco says:

    Oh the bangs…the bangs!!!!!

  24. Andrew says:

    Awkward? All are attractive or cute as is age appropriate and I’m sure if I wore high heels I would take them off at every chance I got too.

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