Official Marney Serving Dish

October 30th, 2011

Keep it regulation this Thanksgiving with the official Marney Serving Dish.

Available now in the AFP Store.

P.S. WE COULD NOT BE MORE SERIOUS.

 

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21 Responses to “Official Marney Serving Dish”

  1. ElJefe72 says:

    When are you going to start selling a matching serving spoon?

  2. Ryan says:

    Amy sounds like my people. Occupy Marney’s house!

  3. Lucy says:

    My knee-jerk, admittedly cheap, reaction was, “*sucks in through teeth* 40 bucks, huh?”, but then, I realized being in regulation AND sarcastic bitch at the SAME time doesn’t come cheap. Consider it purchased and ready to make the holiday party circuit for 2011.

  4. mollyblue says:

    My step-mother sounds a lot like this woman; wound just A BIT too tightly, and threatening to come unstrung at the least provocation!

  5. YarnYoda says:

    I hope that somebody buys this as gives it as a gift to Marney.

  6. Barrett says:

    I need this.

  7. Lurtle says:

    How do you bring the prosciutto pinwheels without a plate? Marney dropped the ball. Of course, something tells me she has that all under control.

    I’m bitter enough that I would bring exactly what she told me not to bring and exactly how she told me not to bring it. Just to watch her boil over!

  8. Michael says:

    I love this woman. She knows what she wants and does not leave you guessing. I would have loved to be at this event. Did she also time the courses exactly, and what she must have done if someone took more than his or her fair share.

  9. Jen says:

    GET OUTTA HERE !

  10. Spanky McStupid says:

    I wanted to purchase this paean to the missive from the illustrious Marney but alas, I only own a soup spoon; not a serving spoon.

    Forgive me, Marney, for I have sinned.

  11. Emily says:

    I love it!!! Makes me want to buy it, if only to serve as an excellent conversation piece, hahaha!

  12. anita banita says:

    HaHa hilarious!! does anyone know if Marney realizes what a celebrity she is???

  13. Ginnintonix says:

    Does it have a lid?

  14. CarrieM says:

    So THIS is the plate the proscuitto pinwheels go on.

  15. js says:

    I’m not sure Marney would approve of the lack of balance on the plate
    … the left column is woefully smaller than the right column.
    She just strikes me as a woman who would NOT approve … don’t ask me why.
    I’m sort of intuitive. It’s more of a curse than a blessing.

  16. Anon in NC says:

    This is fabulous. Oh, I so want this!

    • April says:

      the only problem is that you can’t read the instructions once you’ve placed your designated meal item (with serving spoon- only if asked of course) on the plate…this is just great on SOOOO many levels!

  17. Kimberly says:

    Brilliant!

  18. Tangerine says:

    This is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. Ever.

  19. Bear says:

    Oh my. I hope you have Marney’s written consent, duly witnessed and notarized by someone with an official notary stamp. She is not one to trifle with unless you have a previously approved trifle bowl. Just ask the Lorna Lately family. There’s a reason no one has heard of them since Thanksgiving 2002.

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