I don’t get how the photographer talked her in to getting naked. “Thanks for choosing Sears for your family portrait. I have an idea, take off all your clothes so I can take photos of you.” Ummm, no thanks?
This one may not be the most awkward pregnancy photo on the site (that goes to the one with the completely disturbing tatoo) but congrats–this ranks in the top three just for the utterly creepy atmosphere. I always thought those pregnancy photos that had the woman naked and the man clothed, or the smug father trying to steal the scene were uncomfortably chauvinist. But this one…
If this were an ad at the mall, there would be so many letters from angry feminists demanding it be publicly burned as an example. Just the way the image exploits the woman’s body by cropping out her face and zeroing in on the belly… and the smug look on the guy as if to say “I knocked some woman up so now I’m a real man!” Exactly the message this couple wants to be sending to their friends.
At least with some of the awkward pregnancy photos you can think, “Well, it’s stupid but at least it’s a couple who are in love and excited about starting a family.” Not here. I almost wonder if this guy has taken a series of photos like this with conspicuously different pregnant bellies…
Thanks, Awkward Family Photos for making my inner feminist grow fangs and growl like a Buffy-style vampire.
As a man I have to say I agree with you 100% I’ve said this before, no wonder so many women think we’re all idiots. We’ll wait and see if he’s a real man in six months, 2 years, 10 years, 15 years. Please keep sending the belly pics in to remind me of what NOT to do.
Very good points all around, especially the point about the man being clothed and the wife nude.
But then you get the “belly” pic my friend and his wife did… where both are bare naked with one of his hands over his junk the other is doing the “wiggly fingers” thing with his wife’s breast covering arm and his poor wife could not stop laughing long enough for them to get a picture where her face isn’t scrunched up.
And then he told me the originally he wanted fig leaves but the photographer convinced him is was tacky. (He wanted to do the both arms in the air “GOAAAAL” gesture.)
Its funny as hell, but will be super awkward someday when his kids see it:
Kid: Daddy, why are you naked?
Friend: Well, a lot of pregnant ladies like to take tasteful nudes when they are expecting.
Kid: But why are YOU naked?
Friend: Mommy doesn’t get to have ALL the fun….
But what really stands out to me is how fabulous she looks for being so pregnant. She isn’t swollen, she hasn’t gained any excess weight, and she doesn’t have any stretch marks. How is she even real?
Oh my!!! Wow!! Where to even start?
1)Looks like he is already thinking of adding a sibling
2) Who in thier right mind?
3) Previous posters are right…this is JUST CREEPY
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afp
Here’s the bigger secret… he ***didn’t*** do it.
LOL!!!!!!!!! Good one!
Anyone else notice that her elbows can be mistaken for boobs?
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Awwww, yeah. Don’t hate the playa, just hate the game. Holla!
Creepy!
“Yeah, I did that…”
I don’t get how the photographer talked her in to getting naked. “Thanks for choosing Sears for your family portrait. I have an idea, take off all your clothes so I can take photos of you.” Ummm, no thanks?
Just another guy who likes to flirt behind his wife’s back.
Ha! Good one!
LOL – yeah, good one!
He did what? Chopped off her head?
I usually totally dislike bare momma belly photos but this one is excellent in humor and pose…
Baby-Daddy is showing us the classic fingershelf pose.
What is seen cannot be unseen.
Best photobomb ever.
now if he could only figure out how that baby got into her belly.
Oh…hell…no
maybe it’s a composite photo of himself….
This one may not be the most awkward pregnancy photo on the site (that goes to the one with the completely disturbing tatoo) but congrats–this ranks in the top three just for the utterly creepy atmosphere. I always thought those pregnancy photos that had the woman naked and the man clothed, or the smug father trying to steal the scene were uncomfortably chauvinist. But this one…
If this were an ad at the mall, there would be so many letters from angry feminists demanding it be publicly burned as an example. Just the way the image exploits the woman’s body by cropping out her face and zeroing in on the belly… and the smug look on the guy as if to say “I knocked some woman up so now I’m a real man!” Exactly the message this couple wants to be sending to their friends.
At least with some of the awkward pregnancy photos you can think, “Well, it’s stupid but at least it’s a couple who are in love and excited about starting a family.” Not here. I almost wonder if this guy has taken a series of photos like this with conspicuously different pregnant bellies…
Thanks, Awkward Family Photos for making my inner feminist grow fangs and growl like a Buffy-style vampire.
If you want to turn it around a little just change the caption… “Here’s a little secret, he didn’t do it.”
As a man I have to say I agree with you 100% I’ve said this before, no wonder so many women think we’re all idiots. We’ll wait and see if he’s a real man in six months, 2 years, 10 years, 15 years. Please keep sending the belly pics in to remind me of what NOT to do.
Very good points all around, especially the point about the man being clothed and the wife nude.
But then you get the “belly” pic my friend and his wife did… where both are bare naked with one of his hands over his junk the other is doing the “wiggly fingers” thing with his wife’s breast covering arm and his poor wife could not stop laughing long enough for them to get a picture where her face isn’t scrunched up.
And then he told me the originally he wanted fig leaves but the photographer convinced him is was tacky. (He wanted to do the both arms in the air “GOAAAAL” gesture.)
Its funny as hell, but will be super awkward someday when his kids see it:
Kid: Daddy, why are you naked?
Friend: Well, a lot of pregnant ladies like to take tasteful nudes when they are expecting.
Kid: But why are YOU naked?
Friend: Mommy doesn’t get to have ALL the fun….
“Heh heh heh.”
Did a double-take on this one. I thought her stomach was her derrière, etc.
It rubs the lotion on the skin…
I was totally thinking the same thing..ha ha:)
The caption is what made me laugh! And then the comments about the boobie/elbows. I had to scroll back up and do a double take!
You know whose idea this one was…….you don’t even see the woman’s face. He obviously was tired of her getting all the attention.
Maybe he’s a gynecologist and this is the photo for his business card.
That is hilarious!!!
Why???? Christmas card?
Yes the photo is creepy.
But what really stands out to me is how fabulous she looks for being so pregnant. She isn’t swollen, she hasn’t gained any excess weight, and she doesn’t have any stretch marks. How is she even real?
Where are her arms?
LMAO good question!
I just noticed the pointyness of her arms looks EXACTLY like she DID GET STRETCHED BOOBS! Hilarious!!!!!
Definitely thought the elbows were boobs when I opened this up. Who has points like that on their elbows????
I do! I use mine as weapons sometimes. They’re quite sharp, they hurt!
Are those his lovely lady lumps?
Oh my!!! Wow!! Where to even start?
1)Looks like he is already thinking of adding a sibling
2) Who in thier right mind?
3) Previous posters are right…this is JUST CREEPY
This is just odd all the way around-literally!!!
These maternity photos just get worse and worse!
Oh…dear. This is a whole new level of awkward.
Wait, isn’t that a mannequin ?
So so SOOO creepy.
Did anyone else think her elbows were breasts at first?!?! Wow.
YES! They will look like that sooner than later
…and her elbows look like boobies.
Hump? What hump?
Oh no he didn’t!!
HA!!! Win!