10 Days To Awkward Xmas: Jolly St. Nick

December 14th, 2011

10 Days To Awkward Xmas: Jolly St. Nick - Christmas

Did we mention that he sees you when you’re sleeping?

(submitted by Angela)


62 Responses to “10 Days To Awkward Xmas: Jolly St. Nick”

  1. Tacy S. says:

    Is this supposed to be Santa Clause or Dumbledore?

  2. Sandra says:

    This is so strage – I have the same photo of me aged six with this same old gnome. It was taken in Glasgow around 1957 at one of the large department stores. I thought back then he was a bit strange – what a coincidence

  3. DHC says:

    This has to be a Halloween Photo hence the scary santa thingy for bad little children and the kids have to be dressed as scared little bad kids….it’s the only thing I can think of…*shouldershrug*

  4. Blood Ninja says:

    I put on my robe and wizard hat

  5. Satan Claws says:

    Shame on you, Sir McKellan, for playing Santa between takes on the “Hobbit” set!

  6. rosemary says:

    This looks like something out of a Supernatural episode

  7. Ally says:

    This is more like Wizard Claus than Santa Claus.

  8. Suki says:

    I’m frightened. Looks like David the gnome’s creepy brother.

  9. Carolyn says:


  10. CB says:

    AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!! That is all.

  11. Jen says:

    I think this photo is pretty neat, actually!

  12. Jen d says:

    I am trying to figure out what the white shadow stuff is on the creepy elf/gnome/spawn of Santa’s arm is. I have come up with 2 plausable theories.
    1. Shadowy ghostly images of children scared to death by creepy elf/gnome/Spawn of Santa. 2. Crazy X-ray photo showing deformed bones of creepy elf/gnome/Spawn of Santa.

    • Dylan says:

      It actually looks like cobwebs.

    • Sunobo says:

      It reminds me of the instant pictures that my mom would take in the early 60′s. The film came with a fixer that we would spread over the picture to prevent fading. Areas that didn’t get covered sometimes had that overexposed look.

    • schoolnurse says:

      I think it is the souls that the creepy elf/gnome/Spawn of Santa sucked out of the children he saw”when they were sleeping”.

  13. Booboo says:

    David Lynch called. He wants the poster for his next movie back.

  14. Noneya says:

    I’ll be gnome for Christmas…

  15. Jackie F. says:

    Now THAT is an “Elf on the Shelf” I can buy in to!!! Hell yeah!! Scare your kids sh!tle$$!!! LMAO!!!!!

  16. Dylan says:

    That guy actually looks like Gandalf from that old Hobbit cartoon. Except hes sitting on a mushroom, and looks tons creepier….

  17. Sara Mc says:

    Hands? Where are his hands?

  18. Noodengr says:

    This finally explains the line in the Christmas carol “with scary ghost stories and Christmasses long long ago”

  19. Carolyn says:


  20. Angela says:

    That’s my mum! (in the middle) She says it was worth it for the awesome presents they got. (It was the 50s, hard times….)

    • Erin says:

      Angela, is that really your mom? The little girl on the left looks EXACTLY like my 4 year old daughter! Its actually very strange. It would be neat to see more photos to see if it’s that close of a resemblance!

  21. Alan says:

    “Please Sir….I’d just like a lump of coal”

  22. michelej says:

    Those girls look terrified, and can you blame them? Even the holly looks menacing!

  23. HoshiToshi2000 says:

    Is it me…or does that guy look like Woody Harrelson?

  24. Dylan says:

    Have your selves a scary little christmas, have some yuletide fear…….

  25. Jill says:

    It reminds me of a truly scary movie…I think those kids are really dead and that creepy santa gnome guy put them in the holiday limbo of death

  26. Anna says:

    Actually, I think this photo is insanely awesome.

  27. andi in NC says:

    Christmastime in the Village of the Damned!!!

    • Lincoln says:

      Funniest comment I’ve seen. I’m laughing out loud despite myself. I think he’s plotting the death of children the world over.

  28. andi in NC says:

    *screams, turns, runs down hallway flailing arms*

  29. lava girl says:

    Just.Plain.Creepy….. I would sleep with one eye open on Christmas Eve if I ever sat on THAT Santa’s lap. *yikes*

  30. Scott says:

    He’s got that Herman Cain smile…

  31. Jennie says:

    That’s the scariest Santa?elf?gnome? I have ever seen. I WILL be good, I promise.

  32. nikki, chicago says:

    i think is a gnome! LMAO

    • Kootie says:

      i have an antique russian x-mas post card with an equally creepy looking santa looking in the window at the un-aware kids inside. gnomes, santas, mall easter bunnies all give me the shivers…

  33. penny says:


  34. cindy o says:

    Maybe they’ve been bad…….very bad!

  35. Shannon says:

    I love this photo! I want a copy.

  36. Deacon Blues says:

    A Stephen King Christmas.

  37. Tangerine says:

    Holy Crap! I just peed muh pants

  38. Denise says:

    Wow what year was this? That’s a creeping looking Santa, though I suppose the face looks a little jolly (kind of like a clown looks jolly but scary!!). Those poor girls looked shell shocked or terrified, but they are sure are beautiful!

  39. senora_jennifer says:

    Is this an elf or Santa? Is that a mushroom he’s sitting on?

  40. John L says:

    Is that santa or Krampus the North European antipode to Santa who beats the naughty children with a birch?

  41. NanaLee says:

    I feel afraid.

  42. B says:

    We don’t have a Santa costume? Just throw on the knome outfit and throw up some holly!

  43. Gordon says:

    Why is he sitting on the toilet?

  44. armchair hero says:

    Talk about the ghost of Christmas past. I’m a little scared.

  45. Chim Richalds says:

    That’s not santa, that’s a gnome. He is sitting on a toadstool and wearing gnome boots and a gnome hat. Still creepy nonetheless, but seasonally inappropriate.

    • Kelly says:

      *read with thick Russian accent* In Soviet Russia, Gnome IS SANTA!

    • Jane B. says:

      Yeah, but there is some holly in the background, so it sort of makes up for it. ;-) And I agree with everyone else. Creepy. This definitely looks like it was taken in the 40′s or 50′s somewhere in European country….

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