5 Days To Awkward Xmas: The Fraud
December 19th, 2011
It was bad enough when Rick found out that the tree wasn’t real.
(submitted by Rick)
Tags: christmas
5 Days To Awkward Xmas: The Fraud
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That’s not the kind of package he was expecting from Santa!!
This is the first time that the sight of Santa has knocked me out of my happy holiday mood.
Now that’s below the belt.
thats how i found out theres was No Santa!! It was Daddy!!!!!
The curtains are brilliant, but why does Santa have droopy boobs?
Santa’s stuffing is a little low…. YIKES!
Is that a pillow in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
Elephantitis!!!!
Bad Santa.
We had those curtains (or very similar ones) but only in long living room drapes when I was little. They were made of a weird, stiff, shiny kind of fabric. Just saw them again in some old home movies.
The curtains were fiberglass fabric. We had them around 1964.
Pull my finger for a most awesome Christmas present!
I want those curtains!!!
Next on Santa’s wish list….a tummy tuck!
“Eat, Santa, eat!” (from Rudolph)
If “Santa” wasn’t bad enough, what’s with the grocery bags under the tree?
goes with the billy bass on the wall above the tree… jeesh!
That’s a 21″ speckled trout !! My dad was proud of that one ! ya, the curtains are special, but this was in /72 … grocery bags? Nope – same wood shingles as the top of the window !!
Must. Have. Those. Drapes!
Santa looks like he’s a little hungry, and is sizing up his next meal.
That Santa’s stomach is a little low. Looks like a kangaroo pouch with a baby in it.
OMG rotf laughing! Best tagline ever!
Santa’s “bowl full of jelly” is below the waist. Awkward, indeed.