Double Decker

December 29th, 2011

She was trying to take her love just a bit higher.

(submitted by Jeanette)

38 Responses to “Double Decker”

  1. Flash Harry says:

    I just love the bows on the shoulders – as if this dress needed any more tarting up!

    In Australia we call this tizzy!

  2. AmberG says:

    Her hair goes all the way to 11!

  3. Amy says:

    I remember early 90s when girls would have competitions to see whose bangs could be the highest…

  4. Paulanancy says:

    “yes, sweetheart! With those bows on your shoulders, you look EXACTLY like Princess Diana!”

  5. Tish says:

    This is a perfect storm of awkward.

  6. ginger says:

    It’s the epaulets on her shoulders…that’s what puts this outfit over the top, dontcha think?

  7. Musicalfruit says:

    What the frack?? I’d fire that hairdresser! geez!

  8. Jose M. says:

    The sad thing is that I can tell a lot of effort went into this.

  9. Chris S says:

    That’s church hair! Jack it to Jesus!

  10. HOK says:

    Oh, the hair. Why…the hair?!? Also, the bottom of her dress reminds me of Godzilla.

  11. Ripley says:

    Look away!!! If you look at her and you’ll turn to stone!

  12. emm says:

    you know what they say–the higher the hair, the closer to god!

  13. janiebme says:

    The higher the hair, the closer to God! :0)

  14. Tiff says:

    Snooki has nothing on her!

  15. charlie says:

    Not sure if it’s my screen, but it looks like she has phantom black crow wings and tail… PLUS… was she kept in a basement until her wedding vows, wow…

  16. kat says:

    I’m not sure what’s more awkward, the hair, the background, or her hand on her hip pose.

  17. Guppy says:

    Why do I get the feeling the wedding was in Texas? Because everything is bigger there?

  18. Alisa says:

    Can you hear the dress description? “it’s fitted with full sleeves, and bows at the shoulder. Oh and the train is wavy organza just like Oscar Day Lorento (misspell intentional)!! That sets off the lace so nicely. Especially the headpiece, and I may need to keep the hair small since it’s a backyard wedding”

  19. Anne U. says:

    I reckon she must be from northeast Texas?? One of those “northeast Texas women with their cotton-candy hair” (thanks to Willis Alan Ramsey for that great song and this lyric).

  20. Jenny says:

    Was that the HEAT MISER’s bride?

  21. Lisa says:

    I wonder if she posted the picture, or someone else…
    The dress is pretty, anyway. :)

  22. Jill says:

    I’m pretty sure she stole that head piece from the Empress of Fantasia in the Never Ending Story.

  23. Denise says:

    Whatever!! I would’ve KILLED for this hair in 1987!! Aqua Net here I come Baby!

  24. Cathi says:

    Whoa…with all that aqua net…do NOT light a match!

  25. Nancy says:

    The higher the hair, the closer to God.

  26. Sam says:

    The bigger the hair, the closer to god.

  27. Becky says:

    Her hair is so big because that’s where she hides all her secrets!

  28. senora_jennifer says:

    What awesome “bride quarters”!

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