Can you hear the dress description? “it’s fitted with full sleeves, and bows at the shoulder. Oh and the train is wavy organza just like Oscar Day Lorento (misspell intentional)!! That sets off the lace so nicely. Especially the headpiece, and I may need to keep the hair small since it’s a backyard wedding”
I reckon she must be from northeast Texas?? One of those “northeast Texas women with their cotton-candy hair” (thanks to Willis Alan Ramsey for that great song and this lyric).
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I just love the bows on the shoulders – as if this dress needed any more tarting up!
In Australia we call this tizzy!
Her hair goes all the way to 11!
I remember early 90s when girls would have competitions to see whose bangs could be the highest…
“yes, sweetheart! With those bows on your shoulders, you look EXACTLY like Princess Diana!”
This is a perfect storm of awkward.
Well-said, Tish.
It’s the epaulets on her shoulders…that’s what puts this outfit over the top, dontcha think?
What the frack?? I’d fire that hairdresser! geez!
The sad thing is that I can tell a lot of effort went into this.
That’s church hair! Jack it to Jesus!
Oh, the hair. Why…the hair?!? Also, the bottom of her dress reminds me of Godzilla.
Look away!!! If you look at her and you’ll turn to stone!
you know what they say–the higher the hair, the closer to god!
The higher the hair, the closer to God! :0)
Snooki has nothing on her!
Not sure if it’s my screen, but it looks like she has phantom black crow wings and tail… PLUS… was she kept in a basement until her wedding vows, wow…
I’m not sure what’s more awkward, the hair, the background, or her hand on her hip pose.
Why do I get the feeling the wedding was in Texas? Because everything is bigger there?
Can you hear the dress description? “it’s fitted with full sleeves, and bows at the shoulder. Oh and the train is wavy organza just like Oscar Day Lorento (misspell intentional)!! That sets off the lace so nicely. Especially the headpiece, and I may need to keep the hair small since it’s a backyard wedding”
I reckon she must be from northeast Texas?? One of those “northeast Texas women with their cotton-candy hair” (thanks to Willis Alan Ramsey for that great song and this lyric).
Was that the HEAT MISER’s bride?
She’s too much.
I wonder if she posted the picture, or someone else…
The dress is pretty, anyway.
Oh my!
I’m pretty sure she stole that head piece from the Empress of Fantasia in the Never Ending Story.
win!
Whatever!! I would’ve KILLED for this hair in 1987!! Aqua Net here I come Baby!
I’m with you Denise
Whoa…with all that aqua net…do NOT light a match!
The higher the hair, the closer to God.
The bigger the hair, the closer to god.
Her hair is so big because that’s where she hides all her secrets!
I love this response. Thanks.
OMG! Now that’s funny.
What awesome “bride quarters”!
Maybe she was just hanging in the garage for a second…either way that hair is huge! LOL
The garage was probably the only room in the house that had a high enough ceiling!
Her hair wouldn’t fit through the front door.