We used to sing “Birdie, birdie, in the sky/Drop a white spot in my eye/I’m a big girl, I don’t cry/But aren’t I glad that COWS don’t fly (or babies, as the case may be)
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I feel your pain dude!
I love that the baby is wearing a cloth diaper!
It looks like you should have been holding a bird
As ye sow, so shall ye reap.
My daughter was holding up her son and jiggling him; she was laughing and he puked right in her mouth…! Never laughed so hard in my life!
Pee Pee Head
Serves you right Superdad
We used to sing “Birdie, birdie, in the sky/Drop a white spot in my eye/I’m a big girl, I don’t cry/But aren’t I glad that COWS don’t fly (or babies, as the case may be)
It’s even funnier if that was breast milk!!!
I assure you it was.
It could be worse. Really.
Number 2 rule on what NOT to do with babies. The first is to keep diaper on until new is ready.
At least it wasn’t #2
I know I’m supposed to be laughing at the puke in the face (and I am) but all I can see are those adorable baby feet!
At least it didn’t land a couple of inches lower…
That happened to my stepbrother. And his mouth was open.
Me, too. Got it in my eyes, mouth, and nose. Never did that again!
BULLSEYE!
“Careful! The baby just a…… oh dear. “