“We had the worst wedding photographer in the world. I think this says it all.”
(submitted by Amy)
I think he was going for…. “he’s got his whole world in his hands…..”
Oh my word, this is bad.
It reminds me of the “creativity” of the portrait inside the brandy snifter! Brilliant!
This one gave me the giggles. It looks like the floating head scene in the Haunted Mansion.
“Now, I’m going to squish your head! MUWAAAAHAAHAAA!!!”
Yep, you did.
Green face aside… Why is her head in someone’s palm? I’m totally not getting the artist POV here.
I agree! You’re always in my heart? NO! You’re always in my hand!
When Wedding Photographers do acid.
Does anyone notice the obvious? That the as well as everything else that is wrong with this picture that half of her face is faded out but her chin and neck are in perfect definition because that really should be the focus of every picture.
now I’m dying to see the rest of the wedding photos…..
Make a wish Gertrude and I will grant you next, your neck and shoulders…then it’s the six month waiting period again.
I”m sure the bride is just gorgeous, BUT this makes her look all green – like she’s the daughter of the wicked witch of the west and being consulted in palm…
“Yes oh daughter of wicked squished one by house, what do you have to say?”…
I dunno, guys, I think this might be photoshopped.
ji ji ji ji … love this!
You know, I think you may be right.
ROFLOL Love it!
Repeat after me: “Meka leka hi meka hiney ho!”
“Wish??!?! Did somebody say ‘wish’?”
She’s in not so good hands with a crappy photographer.
That’s hilarious…and creepy.
I really want to see the rest of those wedding pictures.
If this odd photo was compiled post-Adobe, I think this is a classic case of:
Photographer: “I have Photoshop and know how to use it!!”
Reality: “I have Photoshop, have no clue, and don’t know that I can Google to find out how to create a good effect!”
Wow…look at this plum. It’s looks like a face,I’m putting this on ebay.
This picture made me do a huge facepalm.
There’s my laugh for the day. Good one.
oh poor 🙁
Wow, I thought my wedding photographer was the worst, but no, I agree HERS is. Yikes! Why is her face grey? Creepy! I hope she didn’t pay for this, and I hope somebody else took some good pics!
Obviously, nothing can save this laughable travesty. Even so, I have to wonder why the photographer would choose to make the pretty bride look like a corpse instead of taking some of the color saturation out of the *hands* to provide the necessary foreground/background contrast?
Because that would make it okay????? It’s still a dismembered head in a pair of dismembered hands!
You must have missed my first sentence. Nothing can make this photo “okay” unless it’s a deliberate attempt to produce the most hideous wedding photograph imaginable. By that criterion it’s a smashing success.
My point is that light in the foreground and dark in the background is Art 101. It’s intuitively obvious to anyone who picks up a camera. This photographer can’t even get *that* right.
EEWWW! This reminds me of the movie “The Fly” where the scientist gets turned into a fly and all you see is his face on the fly’s body. “Help me!”
The face is so dark, yet soooooooooooooo shiny … how did they achieve that?
I think you’re right. I’ve seen better accidents.
Thanks for the clairification. Otherwise, I might have thought the bride was only as big as the groom’s thumb.
At first glance, I thought the image in the hands was that of the Wicked Witch of the West from The Wizard of Oz. Apologies.
My first thought too.
So creepy no matter what decade!
The newly minted U.S. half dollar ?
Hope you have at least one great wedding picture, Amy.
A bride in the hand is worth…uh, no that’s not right…
FTW!!! I would be totally offended, but you didn’t actually write it, and hearing my internal voice finish the sentence was comedy gold. Nice work.
Don-Absolutely the funniest, brillant coment to an AFP. Epic.
Wow that’s creepy…
MEGA CREEPY, did the photograher think that puppy up?
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