Eyes Wide Open 2

March 29th, 2012

They’ve got the look.

(submitted by Lois)


70 Responses to “Eyes Wide Open 2”

  1. Elyse says:

    this is a thing photographers do with people who have squinty eyes or if the sun is in them. . you have them close their eyes and count to three and when they open them you take the shot so it looks natural and not so squinty…however this was a total fail lol

  2. An says:

    this is called-to find your other half….

  3. skippy says:

    This is what happens when the photographer makes you sit on a block of ice.

  4. John Mike says:

    John and Patsy Ramsey sure do take one hell of a picture!

  5. Torgo says:

    Scanners!

  6. Kent Brockman says:

    Oh, look at the happy coup-ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD!

  7. T,Johnson says:

    “We’ll be done with these photos in just another minute . . . so, you say you’ve been living in a cave for the last twelve years seven months…amazing. Rather dark, I’m guessing.”

  8. superscrounger says:

    Though they tried to assimilate with the Earthlings, there was still some fine
    tuning to be done…

  9. diane says:

    they might have the look, but i don’t know what it is!!! lol
    not the look of love!

  10. Stephie J. says:

    Photographer: “Great job, guys! Now let’s get out of those clothes and take a few nude shots…”

  11. T.N.P. says:

    And I call this one “blue steel…”

  12. greg says:

    people witnessing murders look less surprised

  13. Shadowhumper says:

    I really like this one, imagine visiting them and glancing over at their family pictures, expecting the usual boring pose. Only instead to see this photo staring back at you. I love it!

  14. VickiG says:

    Who knew they both hated the word ‘CHEESE’.

  15. Jane says:

    I’m kind of scared to think of what the photographer or someone behind the photographer was doing that caused them to make that face! 8-|

  16. wiggadewah says:

    The eyes follow, you like a pirate painting in Scooby Doo.

  17. Rachael says:

    Carry this is the Mr.Big you cried for on Sex in the City?

  18. mrs alda says:

    I sort of know who that man is. One of his relatives (his daughter or sister, I don’t remember which) posted a picture of him on another site I frequent. I thought she was posting a bug eyed picture of him (not the one above) to be funny, but people asked who he was and she explained.

  19. Joeyjojo says:

    Behind every man is an equally stunned woman.

  20. Beverley says:

    If this is the one they bought, can you imagine how bad the rest of the shots must have been.

  21. Bowleggs says:

    Whenever you meet them they make you duck because you think someone must be coming up behind you about to smack you.

  22. Carl B. says:

    I’m ready for my closeup Mr. DeMille….

  23. Mike says:

    They are trying to put us in a trance. Look away NOW!

  24. Wowzer says:

    Photographer…..” I just ate a whole wheel of cheeeese.”

  25. Tedeau says:

    Maybe they should switch to decaf?

  26. Gravity's Rambo says:

    They came back from Desert Storm in ’91 with that 1,000 yard stare. 21 years later the memories of what they say still haunt them.

  27. Anne says:

    click click click… now, give the big anime eyes… perfect, perfect… click click click

    • Rosieposie says:

      wonder what the other poses looked like, the suprised look, the scared face, the really interested one, bet they’re the same. lol

  28. Carol says:

    Maybe they both have hyperthyroidism.

  29. jaklumen says:

    I have deep-set eyes and so every once in a while, I have a snapshot turned out sort of like this. It cannot be EXACTLY like this, because… they are deep-set. I always look like I’m partially squinting to a degree.

  30. Sara D says:

    Anyone else notice the scarf and tie coordinate?

  31. Stefanie says:

    There must have been 20 previous shots in which one of them had their eyes closed.

  32. Tree says:

    Haven’t blinked in five years. Darn proud of it.

  33. Douglas says:

    Someone had told the photographer not to shoot until he could see the whites of their eyes.

  34. TonyT says:

    I work with someone like this. STOP staring at me!

  35. Eddie says:

    Alright now, give me deer in headlights!

  36. Deacon Blues says:

    Wow. They just bored four holes through me and the wall behind me.

  37. Thorin Oakenschlong says:

    “Honey, why did the photographer just drop his pants??”

  38. Newton says:

    Even the undead want to have nice pictures.

  39. Barry says:

    The Surprise Family – Whatta and Ima.

  40. Tricia says:

    This picture made me want to look behind me.

  41. Ronen says:

    They must of just found out how much this photo shoot was going to cost.

  42. Emily says:

    If this is the best photo of the bunch, I wonder what the others looked like.

  43. Tracy says:

    HAHA! That startled! me when I opened it. I must have looked just like them!

  44. David says:

    It’s a G-G-G-Ghost

  45. Karen says:

    Perhaps the photographer flashed them … without the bulb.

  46. Dorinda Varga says:

    Ok, now don’t blink in 3….2…..1….

  47. Holding it in says:

    They both just realized they “Gota go gota go gota go right now!”

  48. Nick H says:

    They’ve got the Fear.

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